Party time for Sakura. We'll see what she looks like drunk and if Sasuke is going to take advantage of it, he-he! I don't even know yet. myself. But I'll warn before I put in a lemon. Is she finally gonna sleep?! We'll all see.

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My Personal
Assistant Uchiha

Chapter 7: I Just Wanna Get Drunk

Sakura did her hair, leaving it down and slightly curled at the tips as she tapped along with the radio. Her makeup was light, she hardly needed any, but she shadowed her eyes with smoky black and red tones.

She felt even bolder tonight than before.

Sakura put on a black lacy thong and matching strapless bra then shimmied into her slim black dress. She got to thinking and decided to wear an even smaller red one, just to show off her wild side, which she'd been embracing much more than normal.

An image of Sasuke and herself doing naughty things caused her to blush furiously and she realized how much she felt like staying behind to jump him the moment he came through the door, but she wanted to wait a little longer. Just to hold onto her innocence for a while longer.

Sakura walked into her room and slipped on her little black stilettos, hoping she'd have better luck with them now that they had been broken in a bit. She kicked a leg up, admired her feet wrapped in sharp heels and leather and wondered how powerful she'd feel if she had to protect herself with them? Like, kicking the bad guy in the bal-

Her intercom rang so she sprang up and ran to the door. She snatched a few fifties and stuffed them inside a small in her leather wristband- she hated purses- and left the condo.

She met Temari, in a white spaghetti-strap dress, and TenTen, in a cute pink one with sleeves, and threw her arms over their shoulders, embracing them. "So? How are my bitches?"

Temari smirked, good-naturedly, and bumped her hip against Sakura's, causing a chain reaction into TenTen. "Your bitches are doing okay, sexy Dr. Haruno."

TenTen smirked and laughed. "Oh yeah, we heard about the physical you gave Sasuke, from Hinata." Before Sakura's fist could connect, TenTen leapt back and continued. "I hope word doesn't get out about your practice, or the men will be lining up for-

She dodged another swipe and clutched her aching side.

"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, Sandbox." Sakura snarled at Temari beside her who was hunched over clasping her knees, trying hard to breathe again.

"But she said it so perfectly!" the Sand-sister said, tearing at the eyes. "Your practice; it was just perfect. Admit it, Haruno."

"I admit nothing. I just want to get inhumanly drunk and go to sleep. Forget you clowns."

"I hear you've been struggling with sleep even more." TenTen said worriedly and watched Sakura relax. She didn't mind when people who knew her well enough talked to her about her insomnia and workaholic tendencies. Sort of…

"I'm actually starting to get a little better now that Hinata has taken hours from me. It's only been one day since, and I've already left work early."

"Ooh, bad girl." Temari snickered and Sakura just pushed the blond away.

They made it to the club, walked in past the surprisingly short line, and moved through the crowed place to the bar. They spotted Ino and Hinata saving a table for them near it, shots and drinks already laid out.

"Hey, Ino-pig. Hinata."

"Sakura!" Ino leapt up and snatched the medic's hand in a death grip. "Sai actually came to see why I didn't call him at seven like I usually do. He said he was even worried!" She squealed, hurting the other's ears and sighed, melting back into her seat.

"And oh God get this: he gave me the best sex ever after that!"

The others all laughed robustly, save Sakura, who was the only one still a virgin, and the Hyuga, who blushed furiously despite having regular rounds with Uzumaki.

Sakura was brooding over her non-existent sex life, Hell, even Hinata lost hers before me! when the others began talk about their own.

"You already started the sex-talk, Ino?" TenTen said with a smile and sipped her beer.

"So?" Ino began and turned to Temari, getting right down to business. "What's it like with the shirker?"

The golden blond scowled and swallowed a gulp of Scotch and coke, but decided it wasn't meant as a barb so she opened up. "Well, let's just say he's no shirker in bed. I wonder how I can even walk sometimes."

All of them burst into laughter, shocked that Shikamaru would do anything with energy, especially willingly!

Sakura was blushing heavily by the time they got around to TenTen. "Oh…um." She, at least, had some modesty…

"Well, Neji is very active." She whispered, as if he was right behind her. So much for modesty…

"Neji doesn't look it, but he knows some great positions. It really is amazing." She giggled, downing her beer, and Temari and Ino were the only ones who smirked at the groundbreaking news about the stoic Hyuga man. Hinata was ignoring as best she could and Sakura just sipped her sour cherry martini to distract.

All the sex talk was boring her to tears and making her jealous she wasn't competing with them yet for the one who had the best sex regularly.

"Everyone's totally different in bed than they are in public; the guys anyway."

They nodded, Hinata, still shyly; Sakura had all but ignored them. "So, little Hyuga heiress?" Ino said pointing with her daiquiri glass as the other woman blushed furiously. "What's Uzumaki got going for him?"

"Oh…um….He's ah, very sweet in bed," she whispered the word bed like it was a dirty, naughty phrase. "But the other night, when I wore this dress, he…ah, well…"

"He did what, Hinata?" Temari asked, all of them edging of their seats, including Sakura.

"W-well…he, ah, um…it felt like he was…a-attacking me…but I l-liked it…a lot."

"Oh?" Ino said.

"Looks like Hinata got some rough sex for the first time ever."

Hinata was bright read and seemed to by hyperventilating. "S-shhh! P-please not so loud, Temari-chan!"

"Oh, the music is gonna drown it out." TenTen said, reassuring the Hyuga woman.

"Hey, let's get out and dance!" she snatched Sakura's arm and pulled, but the medic stayed put.

"I just wanna get drunk." She hissed and tried to prove it by downing one of the thin shot vials.

"Oh stop being a baby! You'll sleep with Sasuke soon."

"Yeah, who can deny a sexy doctor; it's every man's fantasy!" Sakura scowled at TenTen and continued to drink her martini, wishing for something stronger. Like Jack Daniels...or straight up vodka.

"No. Thanks."

"Just keep giving Uchiha your special physicals and you've got him." Temari ducked under Sakura's swift fist, and smirked.

"Shut up! Fine if you want to dance? Then let's fucking dance!" she pulled Ino and Temari and TenTen dragged Hinata along too.

They elbowed their way through the crowds, noticing some of their fellow ninja around, and melded into their own rhythms. Sakura didn't think she could dance; she just sort of flowed to whatever suited the song.

She felt some hair hit her face and shouted over to Ino to stop head banging to a hip-hop song and laughed her ass off.

She felt someone behind her, but brushed it off…sort of. It felt like they were just standing there. That's when she noticed the guys. Shikamaru had Temari all over him, Hinata was in Naruto's arms, TenTen- holy shit- was being bumped and ground by Neji, and Sai- double holy shit- was actually all over ino, close to dry humping her.

Sakura felt like barfing, she still hated Sai, but figured Ino would put him in line if they didn't kill each other first.

She had an idea who was behind her, so Sakura extended her chakra back and felt Sasuke behind. Why was he just standing there in the middle of a crowed dance floor? He shouldn't be, she thought and got an idea.

Sakura backed into him and he took the bait easily, slowly running his hands up her sides and lightly brushing her breasts.

"Sakura." He muttered huskily and had her blood pumping.

"I can't believe you can hear." She shouted up to him, as his hands stalled on her hips.

"Dobe wanted to see Hinata and the others didn't oppose to it." He spoke into her ear again, sending chills up her spine.

"Are you thirsty?"

"Hn."

She grabbed his hand and dragged him over to the bar, leaving her friends almost having sex in the middle of the damn crowd; at least they weren't the only ones- it was happening all over the place.

Sakura slapped a hand down on the wooden bar and smirked at the peppy bartender.

"Cherry lime Martini please." She said, and Sasuke asked for whiskey.

When they got the drinks Sakura lifted herself onto a bar seat and looked up to the Uchiha at her side. He'd gotten a new pair of clothes earlier that morning and was looking sexy in the black pants and shirt. It seemed to be the only color he wore at all.

"Sasuke?" she asked, feeling herself getting lighter by the mixed alcohol. She'd get a hangover if she didn't drain the stuff by chakra out of her system before she got too loopy to think about it.

He looked over to her his eyes traveling her body and moved closer. "I need you tonight." He said simply.

Spit pooled in her mouth again and the hair on the back of her neck stood up in anticipation.

Was she really ready to let go of the innocence she'd had for her whole life?

Sakura looked up at him and knew she had her answer. Besides, just look at how happy her friends were.

"So, um…are you-?

She suddenly got heavily interrupted as Gai-sensei burst between them, obliviously shattering their sexual tension. "Hey there, my fiery youths!" His blinding white teeth flashed mockingly at Sakura and she frowned.

"Hello, Gai."

"Hn." Sasuke was ready to commit murder.

"You too should be out on the dance floor! Just look at Lee!"

The two younger ninja looked over and spotted the green-clad man doing push-ups with his legs in the air and people crowed around cheering. "Two hundred, ninety seven!"

Gai was close to tears as he cheered on his pupil. He turned back to Sakura and Sasuke again, leaning in companionably; it was kind of creepy. "And you should be dancing with such fiery energy as Neji and TenTen!"

The two ANBU in question were still bumping into each other, hardly dancing anymore.

Sakura nearly sweat dropped. "Oh…great Gai. Why don't you get out and dance like that?" she asked slyly. "Grab some fiery vixen." She mocked his voice, rather well, and he grinned at her, teeth blazing.

"Well, I did! I was just over there trying to get Kakashi to compete in that dance with me. An interesting fighting tango my students are doing so I tried it with Kakashi as my competitor, but once I jerked my super powerful hips of fury like Neji, Anko became jealous about my amazing capabilities and slapped me with fiery conviction! Now that is the kind of energy we all need to learn!"

Sakura was laughing her ass off as Gai grinned obliviously, teeth sparkling and waved as he walked away. "Excuse me; I must see Anko about her particular flame of power! Such a fist of justice!"

Sakura was wiping a tear from her eyes as she looked over to Sasuke. "Gai didn't even realize he was humping Kakashi, he thought it was a fighting move!" Then she burst into even more hysterical laughter and clutched her side.

He watched her, amused, and said. "You ready to go?"

She looked up and smiled, downed the rest of her drink. "Sure. I'll just go tell one of the girls."

He could see Temari nod distractedly as Shikamaru was sucking on her neck like a damn octopus. Sakura came back shortly to his side and wrapped an arm around his waist, clumsily. "Let's go." She could feel the booze rush through her as Sasuke dragged her along hastily.

He grabbed her ass as they moved through the crowd together and she jerked causing him to grin.

They were going to have one interesting night…

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Yes, they are finally going to do it. I warn, you it will be interesting, but not to graphic. I hate lewd writing like .…. and ….. and. …… Ha-ha! I didn't write 'em out but you get it. I use natural words for sex scenes. Thank you for the reviews, we've hit the thirty mark! I love hearing your opinions about this story! Please keep telling me! Thanks.