Where's Edward
Previously on My Green Eyed Baby: I put my hand down his diaper and pulled out the phone. I took a deep breath before I answered.
"Hello"?
BPOV
"BELLA!", Emmett boomed into the phone.
"Yes Emmett", I asked.
"Can you see if there's a car seat in Edward's trunk?"
"Why would there be a car seat in Edward's Volvo?"
"Well I originally thought it was a dog seat but it turns out it's a baby car seat".
"Why would you need a dog seat?"
"I brought it so when Jake needs a ride home he can sit in it". I slapped my forehead in disbelief. Emmett is so dumb sometimes.
"Why would he need a ride home if he can shift into a werewolf?"
"Oh yes… now that I think about it my idea seems dumb. Oh well", he said and hung up.
Thank god Emmett called. I checked the trunk and to my relief there was a car seat. I set up the car seat and put Edward in it. He was lightly snoring and twitching in his sleep. He was so adorable. After everything was secure I took off to the Cullen's house.
I pulled up to the house and got Edward from the backseat. He finally woke up when we reached the front door. As I raised my hand to knock on the door it flew open revealing Esme.
"Bella it's so nice to see you." She looked around. "Where's Edward?" Edward hearing his name started clapping.
"Ma… ma…ma," He cooed. I kissed his forehead and smiled.
"Bella where did you get that baby," she asked.
"Esme, this is Edward. I don't know what happened," I said. I told Esme what happened on the drive home. After I told her she got up and called Carlisle.
EmmettPOV
We were all hunting when Carlisle got a call from Esme. She sounded pretty frantic so we decided to cut our trip short. We automatically assumed that Bella was hurt or something because of the call. We rushed home and I slammed into the house first. Looking around for any signs of danger. As I did a 360 I heard a babyish squeal. I turned to the noise. Sitting on the couch was Bella with a baby. I continued looking for the source of the noise. I am pretty sure I heard a baby I thought.
"Emmett what are you looking for," Bella asked bouncing a baby in her lap.
"I swear to Carlisle I heard a baby giggling," I said scratching my head. I gave up and sat down next to Bella. The baby in her lap was cute. He looked kind of like Edward. Wait a minute I thought Bella's holding a baby.
"I found it!" pointing at the baby. He stated giggling at me. I poked him in his little pudgy tummy. To my shock he slapped me in the face. Bella started to giggle at my face. The baby noticed Bella laughing and focused on her boobs. Why that little pervert! What he did next shocked me.
He stood up in Bella's lap and started patting her boobs. Bella turned deep red when he did this. I started laughing so hard I fell off the couch. The rest of the family had arrived when he started hitting Bella's boobs.
"What a little pervert," I guffawed. Bella turned and glared at me. Then she looked down at the baby.
"Stop, Edward. I fed you like 10 minutes ago." Baby Edward's lower lip started trembling when Bella said this. Hold up did she just call the baby Edward. When I looked more closely I could see the uncanny differences between Edward and the baby. I finally observed the room and wondered.
"Where's Edward?"