Kicking Butt and Taking Names
Previously on My Green Eyed Baby: "Ah yes Mrs. Cullen called saying you would be bringing Edward's nephew to class with you until further notice," she stated. "Let me get you a pass for your teachers". She rummaged through her papers until she found and it passed it to me. "Have a nice day dear," she called as I left the office.
I wonder how the school day would go.
BPOV
As I pushed Edward's stroller down the hall I heard all kinds of rumors. Some seemed plausible while others seemed downright ridiculous.
"I heard the baby's really Edward's and that's why he left her in the fall because she was pregnant".
"Well, I heard Edward knocked her up and took off the only reason he came back because she threatened him with paying child support".
"That baby's not even Edward's it's actually his long lost nephew that Bella's taking care of".
At least someone got the story right because some of the rumors didn't even make sense. But then again when do they ever. I pushed Edward to my first class Spanish. Ugh! Just great I have this class with Jessica she's probably going to talk my ear off. I sat down in my regular seat and turned the stroller so Edward faced me. I started giggling when I saw his face. He looked grumpy and bored kind of like an old man.
I handed Edward a plastic ring to chew on and waited for class to start. Before the bell rang Senora Sanchez stepped into the room. She gave the class worksheets to work on for the period I finished 10 minutes before the class was over. Unfortunately so did Jessica. For a second I thought she would leave me alone. For a second. As soon as she handed in the paper she started blabbering in my ear.
"Wow! That baby looks a lot like Edward. I mean a lot. It's like a little miniature Edward. That's really strange. Wow! Look at those eyes they are absolutely gorgeous. I have never, I mean never, seen such green eyes. It's like they could penetrate your soul or something. And look at that hair. He even has Edward's sex hair. He is so cute I just want to eat him up. Aww he's so adorable", she whispered loudly.
Edward must have gotten very aggravated with her voice because all I saw was the plastic ring flying through the air and a screech from Jessica. When I turned I busted out laughing. Jessica had a red mark on her forehead and baby drool dripping down her shirt. Her mouth was dropped open and her eyes huge. Edward was the polar opposite he was smiling and gurgling, kicking his tiny feet around.
As soon as the bell rang I zoomed out of the classroom. I raced down the halls to History with Mr. Withers. He was a kind old man who was in love with history. We were currently learning about Greek Mythology. Which I love to pieces. Luckily Jessica wasn't in this class but Lauren Mallory was.
Towards the end of class Lauren started ragging on Edward and I. First she started whispering but then became increasingly loud when I ignored her. Edward seeming to understand what she was saying started kicking his feet around. The more she taunted the harder he kicked. Sadly, Lauren made the mistake of saying Edward didn't love me or his "nephew". The force of Edward's kicking sent his shoe flying across the classroom and hitting Lauren right in the nose. Her fake nose immediately started bleeding profusely.
"Hey Lauren", I called out. "Looks like you're going to need another bad nose job", I laughed.
She screamed like a banshee and ran out the classroom like her ass was on her fire. Edward thinking that hurting other people was funny began laughing, again. A lot of people began cheering for Edward apparently I wasn't the only Lauren ragged on. After a mess in art, apparently Edward wanted to paint me a picture. I must admit it was cute until he started smacking his little hands in the paint and putting them all over me. I now looked like a collage of handprints. Strangely, Edward didn't get a single drop of paint on him.
Lunch time, I dreaded lunch time this is when Mike would think I was available because Edward wasn't here. So this is how it turned out Mike went to the nurse and I had to spank Edward. Mike thinking it would impress me that he's good with babies decided to play with Edward. They started playing patty cake which wasn't so bad until Mike started teasing Edward. Edward no longer enjoying the game began "missing" Mike's hands and hitting him in the face. Mike thinking it was joke moved his hands causing Edward to hit him in the eye.
I had a feeling Edward planned this whole thing but when he started laughing I took him outside and gave him a spanking. That was the third time he hurt someone intentionally and I would not tolerate it anymore. After 20 minutes of crying and 30 minutes of sulking Edward cheered up. Thankfully school was over because I had study hall at the end of the day. As I loaded Edward back into the car I couldn't help but think… Thank God! School is over for the day!
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