Me: Yay! New story!

Tsuna: Yay...

Me: Oh, c'mon Tsuna, this time you'll end up with Hibari!

Tsuna: R-Really? **Puppy eyes**

Me: Uh-huh! So come on! Say the disclaimer already!

Tsuna: K-Kim-san doesn't own KHR

Hibari: Herbivore, I'm promoting you to a carnivore...

Me: Hah! So now you're promoting me? Weird but Okay!


"Mama, play with me?" a small brunette of four years old tugged his mother's skirt. Sawada Nana, age 33 smiled at her son and nodded, the five year-old's face lit up like the bulbs on a christmas tree and decided to play 'hide-and-seek'. The small toddler went to the laundry basket and emptied out the contents before he climbed in himself and grabbed the clothes that were thrown on the floor, to cover his small form.

The ring of the doorbell caused the brunette's mother to stop her counting and answer the door, she was greeted with the sullen faces of men in black suits. "Mrs Sawada, I presume? Where might your son, Sawada Tsunayoshi be?" Nana wasn't stupid, she knew the men had a purpose when they asked about her son and it wasn't to play.

"Ara, Tsu-kun is at school! Are you friends of his?" The men all nodded to one another and then, one of them pulled out a pistol and fired it directly at Nana's head, giving her no time to even scream before her lifeless body hit the ground with a sickening 'thud'.

"Tch, she must be lying... look for the brat... he must be around here somewhere..." Tsuna's eyes widened as he stared at his mother's unmoving form. Tsuna had always been smarter than your average toddler, his first words were spoken when he was one year old and he started to read thick elementary school books at the age of four.

"Rei! I can't find the brat anywhere! She must've been telling the truth, let's check out the nurseries near this area..." The redhead, now named as Rei, made an annoyed sound and stared at the corpse of Sawada Nana. Tsuna had enough intelligence in him to remain still.

The men quickly left in search of the non-existent nursery, only when Tsuna was sure that the men had gone did he climb out of the laundry basket. "Mama? Mama, wake up..." Tsuna sobbed as he shook his mother's lifeless form.

"Tsuna!" the brunette's head snapped up at the call of his name and almost melted with relief when he found himself staring at his father.

"Papa...!" Tears streamed down his cheeks as the father of Sawada Tsunayoshi embraced the said child, Sawada Iemitsu looked mournfully at his beautiful wife's corpse and wailed along with Tsuna.


One year and two days later... (After Nana's funeral)

"HIIIIE!" Tsuna shrieked as a small lion cub, also known as, Tsuna's box weapon chased Tsuna around the gardens. "N-Natsu, H-heel!" The lion cub paid no heed to his master's orders and proceeded to pounce on the brunette's back where a poisonous beetle was just about to bite his master.

"A-Ah... so you had your reasons for growling at me..." Tsuna patted his sky lion on the head and giggled when Natsu purred in delight.

"Oi, scum... your screams could be heard from the other end of the mansion and who the Fuck are you?" Tsuna gulped as Natsu growled a little at the stranger.

"E-Eto... A poisonous beetle almost bit me and I didn't know so when Natsu growled at me... I just screamed..." Tsuna smiled sheepishly at the stranger before he caught sight of what was hanging on the teen's belt. "I-Is that... a real gun?" Tsuna asked cautiously, the black haired teen smirked as he pulled out the gun and allowed Tsuna to examine it.

"Uwah, cool!" Tsuna giggled happily as Xanxus put away his guns. "You must be Xanxus then! Papa talks about you a lot, you seem nicer in person though and you have the redeeming qualities of being a great mafia boss!" Tsuna smiled as he picked up Natsu. "I'm Tsuna! Sawada Tsunayoshi, I'm currently five years old and I'll be starting home-school with Reborn! Is it okay if I were to call you Xan nii-chan?" The teen blinked in pure surprise, this boy was interesting and he was also the tenth generation boss of the Vongola.

"Sure, on the condition that I call you 'Tonno'(A/N: Italian for Tuna)" Xanxus grinned, not one of cruelty but of pure amusement.

"TSU-KUN!" Tsuna 'eep'ed a little and quickly muttered an apology before running towards his father.

"That silver haired idiot, greedy idiot baby, too-loyal subordinate, blonde maniac and gay bastard should be here by now..." Xanxus mumbled as he left the gardens, his mind occupied with a certain brunette's face.