Me: ...

Tsuna: Kim-san does not own KHR

Me: ... I'm going to die..

"Tsunayoshi! Giotto nii-chan!" Tsuna exclaimed as he tackled the two people to the ground. "Why is Tsunayoshi so big? Giotto nii-chan too!"

"Tsuna, calm down!" Giotto chuckled as Tsuna started to ask questions at the speed of light. "Remember Giannini ouji-san?" Tsuna nodded, confusion clearly evident on his face. "Well... he gave us the pill that made us grow bigger..." Giotto smiled sheepishly as Tsuna paled.

"So... you're stuck like this now?" Tsuna asked as he blinked. "Will it wear off?" Giotto shook his head and Tsuna's eyes filled with tears. "WAH! I want the normal Giotto nii-chan and Tsunayoshi nii-chan!" Tsuna wailed, tears rolling down his cheeks. "The pill shortens your lifespan and I don't want that to happen!" Tsuna sniffled and hiccuped as Giotto and Tsunayoshi both pulled him close.

"We took the pill willingly! We wanted to grow bigger to protect you..." Tsunayoshi cooed as he rubbed his twin's back. "We didn't want to be useless, so we took it and it helped us grow stronger!" Tsuna hiccuped again as his twin kissed him on the forehead.

"But *hic* you'll *hic*die! I don't want that to * sniffle* happen..." Tsuna sniffled again.

"We won't... don't worry..." Giotto and Tsunayoshi smiled assuringly, Tsuna hiccuped again before he smiled back weakly.

Time skip to next day...

"x=2.46, y=5.6..." Tsuna answered nervously, he had forgotten his calculator at home and did everything via mental calculation.

"That's correct, Sawada-san! Well done!" Sakamoto sensei beamed at the brunette who smiled cutely under her praise. "Okay, it's going to be free period soon so I want you all to get into your groups and discuss what will you be doing after school! Sawada-san and Mukuro-san please come up with a magic trick to show..." Mukuro and Tsuna both nodded.

"Kufufufu, Usagi-chan... where's your twin?" Mukuro smirked as Tsuna pouted slightly.

"Tsunayoshi onii-chan will be coming at lunch! You'll see! He keeps his promises." Tsuna huffed.

"Yeah! I believe in Jyuudaime!" Gokudera chimed in. Tsuna smiled at the silver haired bomber, causing him to blush madly.

"Sorry I'm la-WAH!" Tsuna turned towards the corridor and found his older twin lying on the floor, apparently he tripped over his own two feet. "Ow... ow..." Tsunayoshi moaned as he sat up.

Physicasl"Tsunayoshi onii-chan!" Tsuna cried out as he jumped out of his seat and ran towards his twin. "Are you okay?" The older twin smiled sheepishly at him, indicating that he was fine.

"Class, this is Sawada Tsunayoshi... um... Tsuna-kun's brother..." Sakamoto sensei introduced the new student who glared at everyone but Tsuna and his friends.

"... Mess with Tsuna or anyone of his friends... you die..." Tsuna sweatdropped but smiled at his twin anyway.

"T-Tsunayoshi-kun can sit next to Mochida..." Sakamoto sensei shakily pointed to the empty seat in front of Tsuna and next to Mochida.

"Hn..." Tsunayoshi smiled and settled on his desk. "Yo, Tsuna!" Tsunayoshi grinned as Tsuna blushed at his full attention.

"Y-Yo... Tsunayoshi onii-chan..." Tsuna murmured as he continued to take notes, though he didn't need them.

Home economics

"KYAH! Get it away!" A girl cried as Natsu suddenly decided to come out of Tsuna's box. "It's gonna eat us!" Tsuna sweatdropped and called Natsu into his arms, in which the lion cub did joyfully.

"Mou, Natsu! Stay in your box, please!" Tsuna pouted, the lion cub snuggled closer and Tsuna giggled slightly, "Okay, okay... I'll forgive you just this once!" Tsuna giggled cutely and patted Natsu on the head before he returned it into the sky box. "Ah, the sky lion's gone! You all can come in now!" Tsuna called as the students opened the door hesitantly.

"Tsuna, tell Natsu to stay in his box during school period won't you? He scared the students half to death..." Tsunayoshi chuckled as his brother made a failed attempt to glare.

"Hai..."

Physical Education

"I want Tsuna and Tsunayoshi on my team!"

"Hey, I saw them first!"

"No you didn't! Besides you have Yamamoto on your team!"

"So? I want Tsuna on my team! You can have Yamamoto for all I care..."

"Wha-! Don't treat them like toys, you idiot Mochida!"

The said student was making a face and feigned innocence when the Physical education teacher come over. "Sensei! Kei-san was bullying me! He said he had more right to take the Sawada Twins into his team than mine!" Mochida whines, Kei twitches a little and was about to retort back when the teacher shoots him a look.

"Kei Yukimura! See me after class!" The teacher growled and the blue haired boy clicked his tongue in annoyance.

"Ah! Sensei! Mochida-san was treating me and my brother like toys!" Tsuna chirruped, clutching onto his brother's pants. "He's mean!" Tsuna added, the entire class erupted into laughter and Mochida turned a bright red as the Physical Education teacher turned to stare at Mochida, who in turn, glared at Tsuna.

"See! He's glaring at me!" Tsuna squeaked as he hid behind his twin, who was engaged in a glaring contest with Mochida.

"Mochida-kun, I have expected more from you..." The teacher sighed with disappointment and Tsunayoshi smirked, enjoying the show.

"S-Sensei! He's lying! He's a four year old! How can you believe him?" Mochida questioned, Tsuna came out from behind Tsunayoshi.

"I don't lie! I can't lie, I promised my dead mama that I wouldn't!" Tsuna stated, eyes watering as each word was spoken.

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