Me: KHR does not belong to me..
Tsuna: Okay...
Me: I'm in a hurry...
Tsuna: Okay? Enjoy!
"Yes! Now, DIE!" The unknown attacker hurled a box full of bombs at Tsuna.
"Hiie!" Tsuna squealed as he caught the box, throwing it out of the nearest window. "G-Gomen, Aria-san! I broke another window!" Tsuna apologized, the green haired woman just laughed and said it was fine.
"GYAHAHAHAHAHA! There is no way you can defeat me, the great Lambo-san! Mama said so before she went to heaven!" Tsuna's breath hitched a bit and images of his mother's hollow eyes and deathly pale skin flashed through his eyes. The brunette's breathing came out ragged and labored, drawing the attention of his loyal guardians, brothers and his caretaker.
"Ma..ma... Mama... MAMA!" Tsuna shrieked as he clutched his now bleeding head, Giotto jumped slightly and Tsunayoshi's eyes were shadowed by his bangs.
"Tsu-kun... Mama... went to heaven too..." Tsuna shook his head firmly as if to shake away the thoughts plaguing his mind.
"Iyada (A/N: No)! Mama, come back! PLEASE!" Tsunayoshi gritted his teeth and grabbed his twin, pulling him into an embrace. "Mama... please... come back..." Tsuna mumbled as he calmed down.
"OY! Don't ignore me! I'm here to kill you!" A toddler about the same age as Tsuna stepped into view, a machine gun in his small arms. "I, Lambo-san, shall kill you and earn Father's respect!" The toddler was dressed in a cow printed jumpsuit.
"Lambo... is that your name?" Tsuna asked weakly as he turned to face the toddler. "Your mama went to heaven too?" Tsuna continued to ask as he wriggled free of Tsunayoshi's hug, enveloping the toddler in a warm embrace. "Mine too! I'm sure when they meet they'll become good friends, ne?" The toddler stared at the brunette with disbelief. "Let's be friends too!" Lambo's eyes watered, back in Sicily headquarters all the children laughed at him and wanted nothing to do with him. And yet, this brunette child wants to be his friend?
"U... UWAH!" Lambo yelled as he clutched onto Tsuna's shirt, bawling like the toddler he is. "L-Lambo was so lonely! Mama died and left me alone! Nobody loved me except for Mama! Papa wanted me gone! UWAH!" For ten minutes, Lambo bawled his eyes out and made a huge stain on the brunette's hoodie.
"This... this is for Lambo?" The toddler sniffled as he stared at the purple candy in his hand. "Lambo never got sweets... when Lambo gets sweets, they were either to bribe me or poisoned..." Tsuna smiled warmly at the toddler.
"Yes, but eat it only after dinner! We're having Omelet rice!" Tsuna exclaimed happily as he led Lambo to an empty chair next to him. (A/N: Gokudera's on his right, Yamamoto's next to Gokudera and Hibari, across from Yamamoto is Mukuro, next to Mukuro is Chrome and next is Aria)
"You really want Lambo to eat with you?" Tsuna smiled warmly and nodded, the toddler broke into a wide grin before he climbed up the chair.
After dinner
"I want to watch 'Dibo the gift dragon'!" Lambo exclaimed as he tried to reach for the remote in Gokudera's hand.
"No! We'll be watching 'The X files'!" Gokudera argued, Tsuna sweatdropped and grabbed the remote, switching the channel to 'Animax'.
"Let's watch 'Sergeant Keroro!' then..." Tsuna smiled as he settled in between Gokudera and Lambo, much to their delight. Hibari had went upstairs to do homework, Mukuro an Chrome were helping Aria with the dishes and Yamamoto sat next Gokudera. It was the calm before the storm, no?
The next day at school
"Lambo! You shouldn't be here!" Tsuna exclaimed as he tried to make the stubborn toddler go back to his nursery. "You're supposed to be on the bus on the way to strawberry fields weren't you?" The toddler looked at Tsuna guiltily.
"B-But... Lambo misses Tsuna..." The toddler explained as he fondled with the hem of his yellow raincoat. "Please... just for today... let me be with Tsuna?" The toddler pleaded, pouting slightly. Sakamoto sensei heaved a sigh before telling Tsuna to sit back at his seat.
"Lambo-kun will stay here only for today, ne?" Sakamoto sensei says, smiling gently.
"HIIE! I don't want to sing!" Tsuna protested as he tried to wriggle out of a girl's grasp.
"But Tsuna-kun, please! You have to do it! All the other classes already have their participant! Please!" The girls begged as the five-year old struggles further.
"Pick someone else then! Please, I don't want to!" Tsuna argued as he struggles a bit more.
"Tsuna-kun, if you do it... Mochida-san wouldn't dare do anything to you anymore!" Tsuna stopped struggling as he heard that name. "Yes, we can guarantee that he won't even touch you after you enter, ne?"
"... Okay..." Tsuna sighed as he finally gave up.
Meanwhile, Namimori airport
"Boss... I think you used too much money for the first class tickets..." A floating acrobaleno whined as he punched in some numbers into his calculator.
"VOII! Oi, boss, are you sure the brat's here?" A silver haired swordsman swung his sword/ arm in a deadly arch, narrowly missing a black, spiky haired man's neck.
"Oi! Be careful with that! You might hit boss!" The spiky haired man snapped.
"Xanxus, do you really have Tsu tsu's house address? Kya~ I can't wait to see him!" A flamboyant man squealed as he skipped about the airport.
"Uishishishishi, the prince demands to see the little tuna fish~" A blonde teen could be seen throwing knives at a teal haired teen, much to passer-by's horror.
"Bel-senpai, that hurts..." The teal haired teen monotonously complained as he pulled out each knife, bent them and threw them on the floor, each of the weapons making a 'Clang' sound as they hit the ground.
"Scum... you all dare doubt me... Tonno's home is here, I'm sure of it..." A scarred man growled out as the group exited the airport.
"? I thought I felt Xan nii-chan's presence..." Tsuna murmured as he bit into a rice-ball. "But it can't be... right?"
