*You slowly opened your eyes to see grass just barely above your eyes.

"Mutt wa uhf?" your words were muffled by a piece of cloth that was wrapped around your mouth. (Translation: What the fuck?) You tried to move your body but realized your hand and feet were bound as well. The thing that really bothered you was that someone was sitting on your back? You turned your back to see the orangey masked, cosplaying, skipping weirdo you saw earlier.

He looked down at you, seeing that you had moved and said in a peppy voice, "I'm having lunch! ^^" he then held up a rice ball, to show what he was eating.

"Hif eh air…" your words were once again muffled by the cloth.

"What?" he said in a confused but peppy tone, as he lowered the cloth from your mouth.

"I said, like I care….." you said, irritated that he was eating his lunch on you. I mean sure, sometimes you teased Logan by pushing him to the ground, and eating his favorite food on him when he was acting like a total brat, but that was Logan.

"Hmph, you need to be nicer. You can talk once you have nothing nice to say," he said in a hyper, pouting tone, as he put the cloth back over your mouth. You turned your head forward, away from orangey.

*Wasn't he in the shrine? Shouldn't he be dead like the others? Wait, he said cosplay back there….. FUCKING SHIT!?!??! How did I miss that?!?! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Then that means he's the crazy creeper killer dude that knocked me out!!!!............. Wow, then he really has a lot of emotional problems.* you thought panicking but thin sort of sighing.

"Hi hid hu unt a ane?" you know wanted to kill the cloth of making your words sound like toddler training. You felt him lower the cloth from your mouth, and you knew you had to repeat your question.

"Why did you want the stone anyway?" you asked.

"Say you're sorry," he said, shoving the rest of the rice ball in his mouth without removing his mask.

"Why the hell would I say that?" you asked in an irritated tone.

"Do you want Tobi to gag you with the cloth again?" he asked while shaking his finger at you.

"Wha- sigh- sorry," you mumbled in a pissed off tone.

"Tobi didn't hear you!" he said in a somewhat song form.

"Sorry," you said irritated, but in the normal range of sound.

"That didn't seem very nice to Tobi!!! Say it again!!" he said in a hyper tone while lifting his hands up in the air. You, on the other hand, turned your head away, and was giving death glares.

*Screw you……… -.-'*

After what felt like, a long moment of silence, you were sure he realized that you didn't want to deal with his crap.

"You don't like Tobi, do you…." He said in a childish tone.

"No, you're just over dramatic and bi-polar. You really do confuse me. Yeah, not to mention that you're sitting on me," you said in a tired tone.

"Well because the grass is wet, and Tobi didn't want to get wet! Besides your pillow! ^^" he said, recovering from his moment of depression.

"I really don't know what to say to that….. Really I have no clue."

"I'm back……. And why are you sitting on her?" you looked over to see a black and white plant man.

"Because Tobi says she's a fluffy pillow!!!" Tobi said.

"Well, get off her and pick her up because we need to get moving."

"How about we skip there?!?!?" Tobi said jumping up and down.

"No…." the other man said.

"Well maybe…………… name?" Tobi said, shaking you with his foot.

"Tracey…" you said, half asleep.

"Well, maybe Tracey wants to skip with Tobi!!?!??!" Tobi somewhat asked you while lifting you up.

"Well considering that you kill people, I'm going to have to say…. No" you said while getting an anime sweat drop.

"But you kill people too!!!" he said shaking you back and forth.

"Yeah, but I kill them for a good reason, and plus it's my job," you said like he was stupid.

"But Tobi didn't kill you, so now you should skip with Tobi!!!!!"

"I feel sorry for you since you have to deal with him…….." you said to the other guy.

"He has his moments," he said in a mono- tone voice.

"No shocker there."

"Hey!!! Tobi can hear you!!!" he said while waving one of his hands in your face. Just at that moment the black and white man threw you over his shoulder.

"We don't have time to waste Tobi," he said.

"Right, right!!! Tobi is sorry Zetsu-sama!!!" Tobi yelled.

______ Running through trees

"Hmmm what other Questions can Tobi ask you…..? Oh! What's your favorite animal?!?" Tobi asked you, once again, another one of his billion of questions. He was running behind Zetsu, and had been doing this for hours.

"My god, would you stop asking me all these question. I think I'd rather kill myself then answer these…" you said lowering your head in aggravation.

"Answer the question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobi spazed.

"I don't know……? Potato,…….. Wait, what, uh shit, that's not an animal!" you mentally slapped yourself.

"Hehehe, Tracey-kun is funny!" he said while patting your head.

"I'm happy my moment of humiliation amuses you…" you said lowering your head in a sigh, with a slight blush.

"Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! We're hoooome!!!!!" Tobi yelled, as you guys landed near a cave with a lot of rocks surrounding it. Zetsu set you down and took off the ropes that bound your arms and legs. He then did a few hand signs and suddenly you guys were in this large, long hallway. Tobi was muttering stuff about how to not go into rooms with closed doors, and that you were going to get lost a lot.

"Now, if you will excuse Tobi, Tobi needs to go annoy Deidara-san!" he yelled jumping up and down as he ran through the hallway.

"Come on, I have to see what I can do about your hand," he said as you followed to one of the closed door rooms.

Thanks to all who read this!! ^^ Please review!!!! I hate homework but that's fucking life for you… so I have to go do it………… But thanks again anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!