You were sitting in a chair, holding your hand out, palm up, as Zetsu was examening the hand with the marks on it.
"Ow!" you said, as he poked the mark that was on your palm.
"I barely touched it," he said in a mono tone voice.
"Well, that's not what it felt like," you said trying to pull your arm away.
"Stop moving. Just let me see the marks one more time," he said, jerk your hand back towards, as he examined the marks. Then, he started to write the signs down on a sheet of paper. "There, come on, I'll show you your room.
*I really don't get how someone emo like him, could be partnered up with a guy like Tobi…* you thought, following Zetsu threw the black marble hallway.
"Zetsu-san!!!!!!!! Tracey-kun!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hide Tobi!" Tobi yelled as he ran at you guys from the other end of the hallway. He then hid behind you and Zetsu. Just as he did that, some blonde guy came walking down the hallway, with a face that said, 'Soon all hell will break loose'.
"Tobi get out from behind Zetsu and………….. Who?" he said at first mad but then confused.
"Tracey," you said with an anime sweat drop.
"And Tracey, un," he said furious, but also finishing his sentence.
"Where closed," was all you heard from behind you.
"Hmmm, is Tracey your best friend Tobi?" he asked the hiding Tobi, but changing his tone to be less harsh.
*What?*
"Yep!!" Tobi said as he popped up from behind you.
"So you know the torture," he said, now asking you a question.
"Unfortunately, yes," you said getting sigh marks.
"Well then, you're coming with me, I need you to help me plan this party thing we have every year, and since you're a girl maybe you could think of some things Konan would like," he said as he started to drag you away. You were ok with it until Tobi grabbed your other arm, which had the markings on it. You arm felt like it had burst into flames, and you were trying as hard as you could not to scream.
"NOooooo! Tracy-kun is Tobi's!!!" Tobi said in a pouty tone as you were biting your lip to hold in your scream.
*AHHHHHHHH, FUCK SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD FUCKING DAMNS IT, LET GOOO!!!!!* You screamed in your mind.
"Shut up Tobi," Deidara said as he kicked Tobi away, and dragged you down the hallway.
"WHAAAAAAA!!!!!"Tobi cried from the hallway.
Deidara turned back with a cold glare and said emotionlessly, "Suffer Bitch."
"Where exactly are we going?" you asked still being dragged.
"We are going to the TV room, it has tables and crap there, so it's easy to work in there," he said as he dragged you into a large black and gold room. It consisted of a semi-circular coach that surrounded a huge TV, a bar that was off to the side, and tables set up in random places, some were poker tables while others were just normal tables.
He sat down at a table and you did as well, then he started to write down stuff before, as he asked you a question, "So what do girls and guys like to do at a party together?"
*Curse my perverted mind!* you thought as you lowered your head in shame.
"What's with the face?" he asked you.
"Nothing," you said quickly as you stretched your arms out, and your elbows cracked.
"That's weird, un," he said going back to writing.
"Well that's what happens when I sleep in weird positions," as you looked to see what he was writing when he abruptly stopped.
"No wonder you and Tobi are such good friends," he said with a sly smirk as he lifted his head up.
You, on the other hand, went wide eyed and then into an impenetrable glare. Next thing you knew Deidara was on the floor holding his face in pain.
"Ew, aahh, god, ahhhhhh," you whispered/yelled as both your hands were clutching your head. Just at that moment, Itachi walked in and saw that scene that was taking place. He just gave you two a confused/mono toned face.
Not even caring who he was at the moment, you said, "Don't ask…" then you closed your eyes in irritation.
"Whatcha guys talken about?" you opened your eyes to see Tobi's bright orange mask right in front go you.
"You really want to know?" Deidara said with a smirk, as he started to lift himself off the ground.
"You will not tell him," you said as you brought your foot down on his back, smashing him right back down to the floor. You glared hard at his back ready to kill him.
"Oh, oh?!!??!!? What, what?!?!?!!?" Tobi said as he jumped up and down.
"It's about you," Deidara muttered from the floor. At that exact moment a sickening snap was heard from Deidara's back, which was caused by your foot.
"Next your skull if you don't shut up," you said, glaring at him. Itachi was just leaning against the wall, watching with amusement.
"It's not nice to keep secrets Tracey-kun!?!??!!?" Tobi said as he shook you back and forth.
"Yeah, and some things are better left unsaid," you said rolling Deidara over with your foot. "Did I save myself the trouble and kill you then or are you still alive?"
"I really don't know how I didn't see that one coming," he muttered from the ground.
"Tell Tobi!!!!!!!!" he said still shaking you back and forth.
"Um, no, can you show me to my room?" you asked trying to change the subject.
Tobi lowered his head and in shame and started to drag himself away, "Follow Tobi," he said in sorrow. As he led you down the hall he suddenly perked up. "Tobi's got a game Tobi wants to play!!!!" he said as he tried to poke you on the nose but you started to stumble backwards, away from his finger.
"W-what are you doing?" you asked still walking backwards.
"Stop moving Tracy-kun!!!" Tobi said as he chased you around the hallway.
"Uh, wait. I think Deidara wanted you or something," you said as you ran into someone's room and locked the door.
"REALLY!??!?!?! YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deidara-sempi never wants to see Tobi!!!! TOBI IS SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" you heard as he ran down the hall towards Deidara.
"Why the hell did you tell him that? I hate him," you heard Deidara's voice from behind you.
You turned around to see that he was at a desk sculpting something. "So this is your room…. You do realize there's clay everywhere." You said as wiped the clay off your feet.
"No shit, I hadn't noticed, and what was he doing anyway?" he asked you still sculpting.
"Something about nosing people," you said as you looked over his shoulder to see what he was sculpting.
"HEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!" you saw the door open, and Tobi was laughing like a maniac. "Tobi found you Deidara-sempi!!!!" Tobi said as he ran over to Deidara and nosed him. As Deidara was yelling at Tobi because he had made him screw up his sculpture, you decided to stay away from the commotion and leave quietly. You walked down the hallway to the room you had been in. You walked into the room to notice that no one was there. You started to walk down the hallway when you heard Tobi start yelling from the hallway.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Tracy-kun wait up!!!! Don't let Deidara-sempi kill Tobi!!!!!" you saw Tobi run in the room, as Deidara just walked in after him not even trying.
"You're not worth my time Tobi," Deidara said as he walked over to the refrigerator to get a drink.
"Wait, so who has Tobi nosed?" Tobi asked himself as he started to count his fingers. "So all that is left is Tracey-kun!!!!!!!" Tobi said.
*Congratulations you finally accomplished something in life…" you thought with an anime sweat drop. Then Tobi started to skip over to you.