"It's sad really. You don't have a clue what you have really gotten yourself into. The only reason you haven't actually gotten the shit beat out of you, is because some actually cares," Itachi said.

"Shut up. I didn't ask anyone to help me, so go away," you said, looking for some book to read.

"Looking for crap to preoccupy yourself isn't going to help your situation. Your family is still going to be in trouble with your siblings, because of you Deidara is in the medic, and your psycho friends are still looking for you. I'm only here because ruining people's lives is something I enjoy," he said as a smirk grew on his face.

"What part of shut up just don't you get," you said in a harsh tone.

"Well I wouldn't be giving orders to me. Your 'friend' isn't really here to help, and you're probably one of the weakest ninja I've ever met."

*Wow Itachi! You're just so flattering! I'm sure the last person you dated was a ferret!* you thought, grumbling to yourself.

"What's with the quiet act, trying to be emo?" he said annoyed with you.

"No I'm just trying to act like you," you said in a cocky tone.

"Really?" he said, as his knuckles cracked.

"Ah! How you doing Itachi-san!" Tobi asked as he tried to hug Itachi, but ultimately failed.

"Nothing," Itachi said as he left.

"Soooooooo, watcha talk about?" Tobi asked as he skipped into the room.

"Hahaha, nice skip. But yeah, we just talked about stuff."

"What kinda stuff?"

"Stuffy stuff."

"What kind of stuffy stuff?"

"…Stuff."

"………………………………………….WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU TELL TOBI!" Tobi said crying.

"Sigh, I would tell you but it's not important. And besides, I'm tired Tobi. I want to sleep," you said tired.

"Ohhhhhh!!!! Let's have a sleepover!" Tobi said jumping up and down.

"First of all, there's only one bed, secondly I don't want you running and around in my room while I'm sleeping, and lastly no," you said as you flopped onto your bed.

"Oh, then Tobi will go get a futon! And when Tobi gets in bed, he will go to bed right away!" Tobi said happily as he ran out of the room.

"………….Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…." you slowly whispered to yourself, "God, it's like he hears every other word I say!"

"Tobi's back! We're going to tell ghost stories, and play board games, and eat lots of food, and, and ,and-"

"Please, for the love of god, stop talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" you yelled in an act of desperation.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TRACEY!?" Tobi said while crying.

"Ah, uh, um, well….. Come on Tobi I'm tired… Please just let me sleep, I'm begging you!" you said getting down on your knees, playing along with his Lolita act.

"Sniff, sniff, fine but you have to do everything Tobi just said tomorrow, kay!" Tobi said, now full of excitement.

"Fine just please sleep," you said as you passed out on your bed.

"What…?" you said as you started to open your eyes, when you say Tobi right in front of your face. "GAH!"

"HIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobi said as he jumped off you and start to jump up and down.

You started to look around and noticed that everything was pretty much everywhere. "What the hell did you do!? How did you even do this!? Wha! But! You know what, I don't even want to know!" you said as you got up, and started to walk into the hallway.

"YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! Are you going to make breakfast!?" Tobi asked.

"No, and even if I was going to, I'm would never give it to you, because you destroyed my room! I mean, I just cleaned it yesterday, and I wake up and it looks like a million dogs with rabies attack my room but somehow missed me in the process!?" you yelled at his face.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Tobi's so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he said while hugging you.

"Get off," you said annoyed.

"Are you really that mad at Tobi?" Tobi asked all teary eyed.

"Hmmmm, I don't know, because the yelling really didn't clarify that, you know…" you said walking away. You walked into the kitchen, as tired as ever, and grabbed some milk. Tobi walked in the room behind you, head down, full of shame.

"So Tobi decided to finally go fucking emo, I'm really not surprised," Hidan said eating his food.

"Do I really want to know who you are?" you asked rather tired, "Or are you going to answer that in the 'I'm your worst nightmare' answer?"

"What the fuck you say to me bitch!?!?!?!?!?!?" Hidan yelled at you, as he got up from the table.

"Ah! Hidan this is Tracey! Tracey, this is Hidan! Hugs all round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobi said enthusiastically.

"No," you two both said simultaneously while you went back to your business.

"Why do you all hate Tobi so!?!?!" Tobi said putting his hands on his face sobbing.