Author's note: Here it is, the Epilogue. I don't know if you'll like it or not, but please read it and please Review!
Epilogue:
"So…"
Kyouya started, his voice solemn. They had returned from their trip a day ago, and is now back at the third music room at Ouran. Haruhi and Kyouya, who are now a couple, sat across the two seniors, Honey and Mori, who was sweating nervously. Ever since the Host club found out about their relationship, Tamaki was hysterical, and kept screaming idiocies like incest and taboos, and Kaoru had to splash water on the fuming Hikaru to cool him off. But eventually, after seeing how Haruhi and Kyouya needed each other, they finally accepted it.
But now, the atmosphere's tense. Kyouya found out that it was Honey and Mori who had been planning all of the weird things that happened a few days ago, so he ordered for a 'meeting' with the seniors.
"Honey-senpai, and Mori-senpai…?" Kyouya glowered at the two seniors.
Honey gulped. Even he was known as the 'Demon Captain' of the karate club, he knew that he was no match for the 'Demon King', the same with Mori.
"So, you are saying that you two are the ones responsible for locking us at the labyrinth back at the resort?" The shadow king asked.
"Y-yes, Kyou-chan…" Honey gulped again. He remembered that he and Mori barricaded the door and fell asleep which left Kyouya banging on the door for over an hour, carrying the sleeping Haruhi.
"…and draining my phone's battery the week before, making me stay at Haruhi's place?" Kyouya adjusted his glasses. Haruhi was just beside him, sleeping on his shoulder because she just recovered from her cold.
"yes…" Honey answered weakly.
"…and for pushing me on the couch where Haruhi was sitting on, making me kiss her?" He continued, voice becoming more sinister by the second.
Honey gripped his pants tight, sweat dripping like bullets on his face. Even Mori was sweating more than when he's practicing kendo. "Yes…" Honey replied, but it sounded more like a squeak.
"And…" Kyouya draped his arms around Haruhi. "…for pushing us both into that rollercoaster contraption back at the carnival?"
Honey finally snapped, he hugged his Usa-chan tighter as tears swept the corner of his eyes. "Yes! It was us! I'm sorry, Kyou-chan! Please don't lock me and Takashi in your shadow castle!! Waaah!" Mori patted Honey on the head. "Mitsukuni…"
"Well," Kyouya sighed. "I guess that's about everything. You two know what's going to happen to you next, right?" he continued, the tone of his voice, almost rivaling Darth Vader's.
Mori and Honey gulped. This was it. "Kyou-chan!! Please forgive us! We only did it for you and Haru-chan!! Please forgive us! Don't send us to the shadow castle!" Honey whined, clinging to his cousin's arm.
Without a word, Kyouya carried Haruhi outside the Host club room, bridal style, leaving the two seniors.
"Well, it's been nice to be a Host…" Honey sniffled. Mori sat on one of the tables and began writing on a piece of paper. Honey peered at it. It wrote,
Things to do before I die
"Takashi, I'm gonna miss you!"
Outside, Haruhi's eyes blinked as she opened them.
"Oh, you're awake?" A cool voice beside her said. Surprised, Haruhi jumped a little. Kyouya slightly chuckled at her reaction.
"Kyouya-senpai?" She looked around and saw that she was inside a limo. The two of them sat in the back. "So, it was really Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai who planned this all?"
"Apparently, yes." The Ootori replied.
Haruhi laughed a little. "Well, I did like the result."
Kyouya also smirked, and adjusted his glasses. "I can't say that I didn't."
"So, what are you going to do with them?
"Oh…I just gave them both a little surprise."
The next morning, at the Haninozuka mansion…
"BROTHER!!" A scream was unleashed on the mansion which made Honey lose balance and fall off the treadmill he was currently running laps on. "Huh? Wha? Chika-chan, what is it?!" he hollered, as his younger sibling, Yasuchika Haninozuka, skidded on the floor, fear and disgust plastered all over his face.
"Don't you, 'what is it, Chika' me, Mitsukuni!" He gasped, panting. Honey stood up, totally confused. "What are you talking about, Chika-chan?"
Yasuchika pointed furiously at his brother. "I know you're a psychopathic, cake-loving alien, but what you did was simply too much!" Honey's brother hollered. He pointed out the window, "Look at all the cake you've ordered!!"
"Eh? But I didn't order any…WAAAIIII!!" Honey squeaked happily, as he found eight trucks filled with cake from different bakeries, parked outside their mansion, the Haninozuka servants unloading the contents. Honey quickly ran outside, and was greeted by one of the delivery boys.
"Mitsukuni Haninozuka, I presume?" The guy with silver hair and a bandana partially covering his face came up to him.
"Umm…yes? What is it?"
"My name is Hatake Kakashi, and the one who sent these tons of cake requested me to give this to you." He handed Honey a small white envelope and walked back to his truck.
"Hmm…I wonder who sent these…?" He slowly opened the envelope and read the letter. Honey's eyes widened and his lips formed into a big smile as he read the contents.
Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai,
Thank you. I hope you two will enjoy the surprise I gave you.
Ootori, Kyouya
The same morning, at the Morinozuka mansion,
"Brother Taka! You have a package!" Satoshi Morinozuka, Mori's younger brother, walked up to him, a big box in tow. "Put it there, Satoshi." Mori stood up from his chair and walked closer to the package.
"Did you order something, brother?" Satoshi asked.
"No." Mori curiously opened the box, and his eyes sparkled (But not exaggeratingly sparkled) as he saw, inside the box, the finest kendo equipment that was ever made. "I…I…" Mori stuttered.
"Oh, I forgot, this letter came with it, too." Satoshi handed him an envelope, and watched as Mori opened it. He smiled softly as he read the letter, identical to Honey's.
OWARI
Author's note: Well, that's it. This story is officially finished! Thank you who have been reading it since the first chapter, and thank you for reviewing! You all gave me the strength to finish this, and I am very grateful! Well, how was the epilogue? Is it good? Bad? Crappy? PLEASE REVIEW!!