This is not to be taken seriously. It's a parody of "My Immortal", so don't come bawwing and being butthurt to me cause of the spelling. It's purposeful.
Warning: Includes OC's, OCxCanon, goffs.
a/n plzz duun flam this sotry, itz mi first atemtp at writing a lung sorty for bleach!
Fangz to tora-neko-san for helping me!1 u rok!11!
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Xen Dark Death'ess Sky and Xina Torn'ado Pysco Anger stod up from were they fell erlier through a msgical portl.
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"OMFG, thisi s da world of Bleach!1" I scremed in happyness.
"WTF it iss!11!" said Xina in happyness. both of is got up and let our brown hair wif black streks flow arond uz. We loked at eac other wif or crimson red eyez.
Soon Ichi Kurosake passed by us. He had dyed his hare black wif orange streeks and gottn red contacts. His name id Deth nos.
"hi death!1" laghed Xen.
"omfg Xen, Xina!11!" cringd Death as he ran ovr. He wuz wearing a goffik black leahtr shit withf black baggy pantz.
"I missd u so muh!1!" he sad, hugging us.
"We luv u Ichi-poo!" ew shuted as I kised him. Xina giggld as me and Ichi tok off or cloves. Then he put his tingy in mine. iT FELT soo good!11 And ten I gut an orgsim.
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a/n next is Renjii is leik da sex bomb!