A/N: this is a HP chatroom. Warning- crack-fic. Enjoy!
Chapter 1
Potthead and ILuvGin signed in.
Potthead- I want my gin! *cries*
ILuvGin- I'm here!
Potthead- Not you! My pwecious bottle!
ILuvGin- Go smoke pot, Potthead.
Potthead and ILuvGin signed out.
WeasleBee and MudBlood signed in.
WeasleBee- Imma Be!
MudBlood- No you're not, you're my Ronniekins!
WeasleBee- Whatever. I'm out.
WeasleBee signed out.
MudBlood- My Bee don't love me anymore.
MudBlood signed out.
MyBottomIsLong, Loony, MudBlood and WeasleBee signed in.
MyBottomIsLong- Wanna go again, Loony?
Loony- Oh Yeah!
ILuvGin- What are you doing?
MyBottomIsLong- We're- oh crap -playing Twister
MudBlood- *scoffs* doesn't sound like it
WeasleBee- You have a dirty mind, 'Mione
MudBlood- I put it to good use *giggles flirtatiously*
ILuvGin- Shut up, all of you! We have a problem
MyBottomIsLong- What is it?
ILuvGin- Hawwy wuvs gwin mwore than me! *cries*
Loony- It's about time! I always knew those two would get together *sighs dreamily*
WeasleBee- OK then, night *yawns*
MudBlood- It's morning, Ronald! Honestly
WeasleBee- Honestly, its night. I think you've gone crazy
MyBottomIsLong- You've all gone insane. I'm out of this madhouse.
MyBottomIsLong signed out.
Loony- Party Pooper!
WeasleBee- Yeahs! 'Cause he poops on my parties! Geddit? *giggles*
ILuvGin- Cya, suckers
ILuvGin signed out.
Loony- Hey! Who you callin' sucker, Gin?
Loony signed out.
WeasleBee- So, whaddya wanna do?
MudBlood signed out.
WeasleBee- *sighs* great, now I'm alone
DeadThing signed in.
DeadThing- Shut up, Ronniepoo
DeadThing signed out.
WeasleBee- Meanies! *cries in corner* I'm outtie!
WeasleBee signed out.
I'mASnake, IhaveaGreyBack and I'maDol signed in.
I'mASnake- Potter will be mine!
I'maDol- to kill?
I'mASnake- No! To marry!
IhaveaGreyBack- You're so gay. Cya wouldn't wanna be ya.
IhaveaGreyBack signed out.
I'maDol- No! He;s my husband first!
I'mASnake- Not if I kill you.
I'maDol- Right, I'm out!
I'maDol signed out.
DumbDoor signed in.
DumbDoor- Hello *grins flirtatiously*
I'mASnake- I'ma outta!
I'mASnake signed out.
DumbDoor- Why do you hate me? *cries*
DumbDoor signed out.
GreenZabini signed in.
GreenZabini- Why is everybody gay? *scoffs* Crazies
Ferret signed in.
GreenZabini- Dracie! You're here!
Ferret- Yeah. . . Cya
Ferret signed out.
GreenZabini- Like I said, they're so gay!
GreenZabini signed out.