Author's notes
Yay new chapter! I just want to thank AliceAshford for the nice review, and everyone else for reading. The plot of this chapter is actually the basis of a story I've wanted to do ever since I started writing fanfics, I hope you like it, and the special guest in it!
"Hmm, Hawaii doesn't seem so bad." Wesker said as he stared at the computer screen. He was looking for a place to vacation at, but so far no place had that certain feel that Wesker was looking for.
"No, no, it's far to sunny there. And hot, very hot." Wesker said. He was more of the dark, cold, and depressing kinda guys, a bright happy place like Hawaii was no good. Just then, Wesker heard a faint knocking on the door.
"What!" He yelled.
"Sir, can I come in?" Came the voice of Krauser.
"Fine." Wesker sighed. Krauser walked in, shirtless as usual, and approached Wesker.
"Sir, there's someone here to see you." Krauser said. Wesker was confused, who would want to see him? He didn't have any friends.
"Or do I?" He asked himself.
"His name is Johnny, he says he's your cousin." Krauser said. Upon hearing that, Wesker felt an unfamiliar emotion, terror.
"Oh me, OH ME NOOOO!" Wesker yelled as he his under his desk in the fetal position.
"Sir? Is everything all right? Is this guy really your cousin?" Krauser asked.
"Yes, Krauser, he is." Wesker said.
"Jack, let me ask you something, who do I hate most in the world?" Wesker asked.
"Chris." Krauser quickly replied.
"WRONG!" Wesker yelled as he jumped up and slammed his hands on the desk.
"The answer, is my cousin Johnny. He is the dumbest, most idiotic muscle bound meathead on the planet!" Wesker yelled.
"... You sure were not talking about Chris?" Krauser asked.
"Oh cousin Al!" Came a voice.
"WHAT! NO! You actually let him in!" Wesker asked.
"Well, it was raining and I didn't want to be rude!" Krauser defended. Just then, the large double door's bursted open, and in came a tall, blonde, muscular man wearing a black shirt and sunglasses. He was in some ridiculous pose that showed off his muscles much more then necessary, and Wesker immediately got a headache.
"Boom bam baby!" The mysterious man said. He immediately saw Wesker and formed a smile.
"Cousin Al! I haven't seen you in years!" Said the man as he ran up and bear hugged Wesker who could not breath. Krauser intervened at the last moment right before Wesker lost consciousness.
"Aren't you gonna introduce me to your friend?" He asked. The man let Wesker down, who immediately fell to the floor on his hands and knees and started vomiting.
"BBBLLLAAAARGH, Uhh, oh god, oh goOOORRPPF." Wesker yelled as he threw up.
"Hey cousin, you ok there?" Asked the man. Wesker stopped vomiting, hut stayed on the floor.
"Am I ok? AM I OK! DO I LOOK OK YOUU BUMBLING BAFOON!" Wesker screamed.
"Well now that you mention it, no not really." Said the man as calm as ever. Wesker was now red in the face with pure fury, he was about to massacre his cousin, but luckily, Ada walked by the open door's.
"What on earth is all this racket?" She asked. Johnny took one look at her and smiled. He raced towards her, and in a flash was right next to her doing more poses.
"Hey there babycakes." He said as he spun around and landed in another pose. He did it again, and somehow managed to get his shirt off without anyone noticing.
"The names Bravo, Johnny Bravo. What'do you say me and you go catch a movie?" Johnny said. Ada, disgusted by him, uses her super duper Ada Kung Fu powers and flips Johnny.
"Whoa, OOMF!" He yelled as he landed hard on his back.
"Aww man, how does every chick I meet know Karate?" He asked.
"Wesker, who is that?" Ada asked. Wesker was a bit reluctant to tell her the truth, but luckily Krauser blurted it out immediately.
"He's Wesker's cousin." He said. Ada was at first confused, but one look from Wesker assured her it was the truth. She then slowly formed a smile, and fell to the floor in a heap of tears and laughter
"AHAHAHA, AHAHEHEHE, y-y-you mean he's, related to him? AHAHAHAHAHA!" Ada laughed.
"Hey whats so funny?" Johnny asked. Ada then looked at Johnny again, then back at Wesker, and continued laughing. A few minutes later it died down, and Wesker was able to restrain himself.
"S-so, wait a minute. How can you two be cousins if all that Wesker children junk is true?" Ada asked.
"Well, it all started a long time ago." Wesker began.
China, many years ago
"Hoing ching chang chong!" One Chinese man yelled.
"What!" Another asked.
"I said why are we speaking English?" Asked the first one. The other shrugged and continued his work. There was a long converyor belt which brought out numerous things ranging from toy trucks to baby's. One such baby just popped up in front of the man, he picked it up and examined it.
"Hmm, alright, looks ok to me." He said as he put the baby back on the conveyor belt. This man was an inspector, he was responsible for checking if any product was damaged, malfunctioning, ext. And the babies name was Albert Wesker, soon to be shipped to America to be Wesker child number 13. The first Chinese man grabbed Wesker, and stammped his foot.
"Made in China." It read. Another baby then came out, his name was Johnny Bravo. The inspector picked Johnny up and examined him.
"Whoa! Glad I caught this one, it's completely malfunctional." He said as he dropped the baby in a bin marked 'inadequate'. All products in this bin were to be shipped back to where they came from, meaning Johnny would go back to his real mother, Albert on the other hand wasn't so lucky.
Present
"My mother and his father were siblings, both were of abnormally large intelligence, so we were to be shipped to Spencer to be Wesker children. But do to being unbelievably stupid, he was sent back." Wesker explained while showing everyone the made in China stamp on his foot.
"Hey cousin Al, you got anything to eat around here?" Johnny asked.
"...So Johnny, why after all these years have you come to me?" Wesker asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah, well I got this coupon for a cruise, 2 for 1, and I needed a wing man. So I figured you." Johnny said.
"A coupon for a cruise?" Ada asked. Wesker began thinking.
"Hmm, I have been wanting to take a vacation, and a free one beats paying. But I'll have to deal with Johnny. Then again, I could always throw him over board." Wesker said. Everyone was giving him strange looks.
"Did I say that out loud?" He asked.
"Huh? What ya say?" Johnny asked as he turned his head from the fridge.
"All right cousin, you've got a deal." Wesker said.
"I can't wait to get away from here." Wesker thought. BOOM! A large explosion suddenly shook the whole facility.
"AT LAST I'VE DONE IT!" Came Birkins voice as the smoke detector came on. The sprinkler system went off as well, and Wesker got soaked.
"I REALLY can't wait to get away from here." He said.
Author's notes
In case you haven't heard of Johnny Bravo (which would be pretty strange) he's the main character of a very popular show that used to come on Cartoon Network. I've always noticed many similarities between him and Wesker, like their affinity for black, their perfect hair slicked with a precise amount of hair gel, and of course the shades. If you liked Johnny I'll have him as a semi-regular character, if not Wesker will probably throw him overboard or something.