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Al righty, chapter 4! I just want to take a minute to thank you all for the very nice reviews, keep em coming! Also, I want to announce that all the good guys will be in the next chapter.

Wesker sighed as he sat in the crowded car, resting his head on his fist. Krauser was driving, Ada was riding shotgun, and he was stuck in the back with looney bin Birkin and Mr. personality HUNK. They were all singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall, even HUNK who somehow got dragged into it. Then again, he didn't seem very in to it. Krauser on the other hand could give Steve Urkel a run for his money in the obnoxious tournament!

"95 Bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, take on down pass it around, err... umm, 100 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer on the wall!" Krauser couldn't get passed 95. Ada happily hummed along, while HUNK blandly sang along. He had mastered every err, umm, and uh that Krauser would make, and would flawlessly say it at the exact same time. Birkin song along completely out of sync, and kept raising and lowering his voice randomly.

"97 bottles of beer, on the WALL, 97 BOTTLES! 97 BOTTLES OF BEER, take one down, pass it AROUND! 96 bottles!" Birkin wasn't much of a singer. Wesker sighed in agony, he himself could use about 97 bottles of beer right about now.

"How did this even happen?" Wesker thought.

"Wait, no!" Wesker started. "No I don't want to have a-"

Flashback time "Goddamn it!" Wesker yelled.

"AHEHEHEHAHAHAHAH! OOOOHEHEHOHOHA!" Wesker laughed in joy at Brads demise.

"Sadler did the same thing to Ashley!" Leon yelled. This caused Wesker to laugh even louder.

"Ah, that was nice." Nemesis said.

"Yeah I bet it wath you big tough man." Mr. B said with a wink. Nemesis tried to ignore it and proceeded towards Wesker.

"So boss when's the cruise leaving?" Nemesis asked.

"Huh-wha?" Wesker muttered as he tried to catch his breath.

"The cruise, Krauser said we were all going on a cruise." Nemesis said. This caused Wesker to quickly regain his composure and he remembered to punish Krauser.

"Yes, he will surely be punished...eww, I just had a thought." Wesker thought.

"Eww it won't go away!" Wesker thought louder.

"Sir?" Nemesis asked.

"huh? Oh- yes yes fine." Wesker said.

"That doesn't really answer my question." Nemesis said.

"Huh? OH YES the cruise yes, umm, Nemesis, Krauser is a bafoon. I don't know what he's been telling you, but I can assure you there is no cruise." Wesker said. He couldn't get his mind off the image.

"Oh, sad face." Nemesis said as he walked away.

"...What?" Wesker asked.

"Sir, we should leave now if you wanna make it." Krauser said.

"Krauser, for the last time, YOU ARE NOT COMING WITH ME!" Wesker yelled.

Krauser: Ok

Wesker: Wait, what?

Krauser: I said ok

Wesker: So your fine with not going?

Krauser: Going where?

Wesker: The cruise!

Krauser: What cruise?

Wesker: THE VACATION CRUISE THAT I'M GOING ON!

Krauser: You're going on vacation?

Wesker: Yes!

Krauser: Why?

Wesker: Because I'm stressed!

Krauser: About what?

Wesker: YOU!

Krauser: Who?

Wesker: You!

Krauser: Him?

Wesker: YOU YOU YOU!

Krauser: Who's on first?

Wesker: Wha-what?

Krauser: No, he's on second.

Wesker: Who's on second?

Krauser: No, who's on first.

Wesker: I don't even...

Krauser: No, I don't know is on third!

Wesker: Well I don't know either!

Krauser: Know what?

Wesker: Who's on third!

Krauser: No, who's on first.

Wesker: THAT''S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT!

Krauser: Then don't change the players around!

Wesker: What players!

Krauser: What is on second!

Wesker: I DON'T KNOW!

Krauser: He's on third!

Wesker: FINE YOU CAN COME WITH US!

"Cool I'll go pack." Krauser said as he skipped towards his room.

"Wha-wait you can't... GAH!" Wesker yelled as he threw his hands in the air.

"Well well well." Came a voice.

"What is it?" Wesker asked.

"Oh nothing, it's just that I didn't know you liked Krauser more then me." Said Nemesis.

"What are you talking about?" Wesker asked.

"Your letting Krauser come but not me!" Nemesis yelled.

"Nemesis, I'm not letting Krauser come." Wesker said.

"But you just yelled All right you can come!" Nemesis complained.

"Hang on, you're letting Ada, Krauser, AND Nemesis go but not me?" Came Tyrants voice.

"Oh god." Wesker said as he slapped himself.

"But boss! I wanna come tooooooo!" Tyrant whined.

"No!" Wesker said.

"Then why does Nemesis get to go?" Tyrant asked.

"You're letting me go? Sweet!" Nemesis said as he ran to his room to pack.

"What-no!" Wesker yelled.

"ALBERT! AAAAAAALLLLLLLBERRRRRRT!" Came a familiar, deranged voice.

"Oh no not him!" Wesker said. Wesker turned towards the direction of the voice, he expected William to bust into the room any second.

"ALBERT!"

"EEK!" Wesker yelled as he was startled. Somehow, William made his way behind Wesker.

"What do you want!" Wesker yelled.

"It's time!" Birkin screamed.

"Time for what!" Asked Wesker.

"It's, tiiiiiiiiime..." Said Birkin as he walked backwards and got lost in the crowd.

"Time for what!" Asked Wesker angrily.

"I'm packed!" Came Mr. B's voice.

"So you're letting Krauser, Nemesis, Mr. B, Ada, AND Mr. X go, but not me!" Asked Tyrant.

"What are you talking about! Mr. B is not going, and I haven't seen Mr. X all day!" Yelled Wesker.

"Don't lie to me! He's been waiting in the car for hours!" Tyrant yelled.

"Wait, what!" Wesker asked.

"Ok both, I'll be waiting in the car with Mr. Xth and Nemethith." Said Mr. B, with that annoying lisp.

"There already in the car!" Asked Wesker.

"Yeah, and Ada and Krauther and William are there to." Continued Mr. B.

"William to?" Asked Wesker, slowly loosing hope.

"WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE!" Screamed Tyrant like a spoiled child. Wesker's eyes were hidden by his sunglasses, but if they were removed you could see them twitching. Something in Wesker's brain had finally snapped.

"You know what tyrant...fine. You can come to." Said Wesker quietly.

"Yay!" Cheered Tyrant as he raced out to the already full car. So that's how Wesker got in this situation, stuck in an unbelievably cramped car with 5 of the biggest idiots in the world. And Ada to.

"Well, at least it can't get any worse." Thought Wesker.

"Were here!" Said Krauser as he stopped the car. He then started frantically pointing at something.

"Hey look! It's Johnny!" He said.

"Oh yeah, there's that." Thought Wesker. A lone tear then rolled down his face.

Author's notes

Poor poor Wesker. Aww who am I kidding he deserves it! Anyway, just so theres no confusion, the whole thing with Krauser was a reference to the famous comedy skit by Abbott and Costello called Who's on first. If you haven't heard of it, go check it out on youtube. Anyway I just wanna say that I just saw Thor and it was AWESOME! I highly recommend you see it.