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Ok, it's here! The moment you've all been waiting for! In this chapter, *drum roll*...THE GOOD GUYS APPEAR!
"Hey! Cousin Al! It's me, Johnny!" Johnny called over the crowd. Krauser parked the car and everyone exited.
"Control yourself..." Wesker mumbled to himself.
"Cousin, you made it!" Johnny said.
"Yes, I did. Where is my tick-HUURGH!" Wesker was suddenly having trouble breathing, Johnny had him in a bear hug...again. Wesker was strong enough to punch through solid steel, throw grown man across entire rooms without the slightest of effort, and move faster then the human eye can see, yet he still couldn't escape the grasp of someone who visited the gym twice a week. Eventually Johnny let go, just before Wesker passed out.
"Pant, pant, pant pant...Johnny..." Wesker said.
"Yeah?" Johnny asked.
"Can I please have my ticket now?" Wesker asked through gritted teeth.
"Uhh, sure buddy." Johnny handed Wesker his ticket. Wesker looked at it and was pleasantly surprised.
"First class eh?" He asked.
"Yup." Said Johnny.
"Hey sir, what about us?" Krauser asked. Wesker looked up from his ticket and saw something. He saw something he didn't see often, it was hope. For once in his miserable life, Wesker saw hope. He slowly turned around to face Krauser.
"You...don't have a ticket?" He asked.
"Nope." Answered Krauser. Wesker's lips started twitching, and slowly, ever so slowly, formed into a smile.
"Looks like Christmas came early..."
"Huh? Oh look, there selling tickets over there. Come on guys lets go buy some." Krauser, Ada, HUNK, Nemesis, Tyrant, Mr. X, Birkin, and Mr. B all walked over to the booth. Wesker's smile immediately faded.
"Oh god, could this day get any wo-" Wesker quickly stopped himself.
"Oh no, no no no! I am not finishing that sentence, because I know that if I do something bad will happen. And as long as I don't utter those words, the day cannot get any worse."
"Hey look guys it's Wesker!" Suddenly came Leon's voice. Wesker looked over to see Leon, Chris, Jill, Barry, Claire, Rebecca, Sherry, Carlos, Steve, Billy, Luis, Sheva, and Brad, who is somehow alive again.
"OH GOD NOT YOU!" Wesker and Chris yelled in unison. They both quickly looked away from each other.
"Aww come on man! I have enough to deal with, now him to?" Chris thought.
"This isn't fair! It's not fair! I have enough problems as it is, I don't need anymore!" Wesker thought.
"Chris come on now we have to say hi." Jill said.
"No Jill!" Chris said.
"But it's the polite thing to do, so come on." Jill argued.
"But Jill I don't like him!" Chris said.
"Chris thats enough now were going to say hi!" Jill said firmly.
"Jill! No, just ignore him!"
"HI!" Leon screamed. Chris slapped himself in the face at this remark.
"Ok we got the tickets!" Krauser said as he and his 'posse' came back. He and Leon then met gazes.
"Leon!" Krauser yelled surprised.
"Krauser!" Leon yelled back. Krauser then pulled out a knife from thin air.
"Die comrade!" Krauser leaped into the air and an epic battle ensued, the likes of which would melt the brain of any unfortunate person that would happen to walk by at the moment that it takes place.
"HYA!" Leon grunted as he attacked.
"URG!" Krauser grunted as he blocked.
"What are you doing here!" Leon asks.
"I had to pick something up." Krauser says with a smile.
"WHat! So YOU were the one behind everything!" Leon practically yelled.
"Everything except what happened at Radio shack." Krauser answered. He then lunged at Leon who did a back flip to avoid the attack.
"But what about the milkman?" Leon asked.
"He was in the tunnel the whole time!" Krauser said arrogantly.
"Wha-then that means..."
"Yes, it's true. It really was George Bush at the power plant that day!" Krauser mocked.
"You bastard!" Leon started slashing at Krauser, who either blocked or dodged each attack.
"But tell me comrade, how did you find the Vader's base?" Krauser asked.
"I had a little help on the inside." Leon said with a cocky smile.
"Huh? You don't mean..."
"That's right, Megan Fox had it the card entire time! What you got was a decoy!" Leon said.
"No!" Krauser yelled.
"Your plan is finished Krauser!" Leon attacked again.
"Heh, that's what you think. But we had a fail safe just in case this would happen." Krauser says. Leon stops in his tracks.
"Are you saying-"
"Yeah, thats right, Tricks really are for kids!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT!" Wesker screams.
"Attention passenger's, the ship will be leaving in exactly 10 minutes. All passengers who are not yet boarded please do so now." Came a voice over the loud speaker.
"Well, I guess we'd better get going." Wesker says. Everyone gets in a large line leading to the boat, somehow Wesker ended up standing next to Johnny.
"Hey cuz, who are those guys?" Johnny asks.
"Those are...some old frrrrr-some old FFFFFFRRRR-" Wesker just can't bring himself to call them friends.
"They are some old, FFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIII-aquiantances." He says.
"Ah, ok. Hmmm, some really smokin hot babes are comin on this cruise!" Johnny says as he points to Leon.
"That's a man." Says Wesker.
"Huh? Oh...he should really do something with his hair." Johnny says. Wesker cuts in front of Johnny, anything to get away from him, and ends up next to Jill.
"Hello Jill." Wesker says.
"Wesker! Old buddy, how ya been!" Jill asks excitedly.
"Why are you so happy?" Wesker asks.
"Because I'm catching up with an old friend!" Jill says.
"You do remember me taking over your mind and making you my slave right" Wesker asks.
"Oh that? Psshh, no big deal! Were friends!" Jill says.
"...So you pretty much snapped after what happened right?"
"Yeah pretty much." Wesker cut in front again. This time he was with Leon.
"So...Leon..."
"Wesker..."
"So...You're a brunette again?"
"Yeah, I died my hair this morning." Leon says.
"But you were a blond this afternoon when you were at my house?" Wesker says, a bit confused.
"Oh that? That was just a wig." Said Leon.
"...Then why did you die your hair in the first place?" Wesker asked. Leon just shrugged. Wesker cut in front again. Now he was with Chris. Wesker just cut in front again. Now he was with Claire.
"...Wesker..." Claire said awkwardly. Wesker gave her a wink. This time she was the one to walk away. Since she left, Wesker was forced to move up, and was now standing next to Barry.
"Hello Barry." Said Wesker.
"WESKER!" Barry calls.
"Yes yes, I'm right here." Said Wesker.
"What is this place?" Barry asks.
"This is a dock, were boarding a cruise now." Explained Wesker.
"WOAH..."
"...What?" Wesker asks.
"..."
"Barry?"
"..."
"Barry, what are you d-"
"This ship is dangerous!" Barry suddenly said.
"Barry, whatever your on I want some." Wesker said.
"I'm on THIS." Said Barry as he pulled out a bag full of a powder like substance.
Author's notes
Sorry this chapter took so long, but it's here now! Also, if you didn't get it, Barry was saying various lines from the first game, albeit a bit differently.