"Cock a doodle doo!" A rooster calls as the sun rolls up. Which is pretty strange considering there on a ship several miles out into the ocean, but I digress. Anyway, Krauser is the first to wake. Whereas most people would just roll over and go back to sleep, Krauser instantly jumped up and did 200 jumping jacks, followed by 100 push ups, and finally 100 sit ups, all without breaking a sweat.
"How can you brake a sweat? Shouldn't it be "all without breaking into a sweat?" Krauser asks.
"Shut up." I reply. Krauser shrugs and goes to make some breakfest. He remembers all that had transpired the previous day. After everyone boarded the ship, Wesker and the bad guys awkwardly tried to avoid the good guys, but to no avail. Leon followed Ada like a stalker, Sherry followed Birkin like a lost puppy, and Jill followed Wesker like an insane person, constantly saying how much of a good friend he is. Eventually the day ended, with Wesker being completely disapointed with his first day on the cruise. Krauser also remembered the confrontation he and the other bad guys had with the good guys about the tyrants.
Flashback time
"So uh, Wesker...who's your friends?" Chris awkwardly asks.
"I'm Nemesis bitch." Nemesis answers.
"Mr. X." Mr. X says.
"I'm Mithter B." Mister B replies, again with that lisp.
"And you?" Claire asks tyrant.
"I'm, uh...Jimmy." Tyrant says.
"Well hi there Jimmy!" Jill says.
Flashback time over
Krauser giggles at this as he realizes his toast is done. He goes over to the toaster and presses the button that would normally cause the toast to pop and let him grab it, but it wasn't working. Krauser ponders how he will get his toast out, and then has an idea. He grabs a fork, and carefully sticks it inside the toaster.
"This is such a good idea." He says.
1 electrocution, 2 pieces of toast, a bowl of cereal, another electrocution, and 2 more pieces of toast later
Krauser realizes he forgot to wash up and shower
1 shower later
Krauser exits his room and heads out to the deck, where he finds Claire tanning. Krauser decides to try and put his moves on her.
"Hey there baby." He says. Claire doesn't even look. Krauser thinks for a moment before getting an idea.
"Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my dreams all night." He says. "Oh wait, I actually dreamt I was being chased by a giant can of beans. I was really scared, but then remembered I like beans and ate them. But then I remembered beans give me gas." Krauser said. Claire said nothing as several extremely awkward minutes passed. The silence was finally broken by Krauser passing gas. Claire got up and walked away.
"Aww man, that was my best line!" He said.
Meanwhile...
Wesker slowly opened his eyes to find warm sunshine.
"Bah! Sunshine is for people who like happiness." He said as he shut his blinds.
"Yes, nice depressing darkness, just the way I like it." Wesker then looked at the clock to find it was already noon.
"Hmm, I'd better get up." He said. He got up, admired himself in the mirror for a bit, showered, admired himself again, and finally got dressed and left.
"WAAAA!" He yelled as he opened the door. HUNK was standing out there, motionless.
"HUNK! What are you doing? You scared me!" Wesker yelled.
"I watch you in your sleep." HUNK answered.
"O_o" Wesker replied. Meanwhile, Barry was just finishing breakfast. A bowl of coco puffs. He looks down at the empty bowl, and proclaims that it was almost a Jill sandwich.
Author's notes
Yeah I know it's a very short chapter, but I kinda wanted to get it out as soon as possible. I haven't updated in a while, so I wanted to give an update as soon as possible. Anyway, the next one will be longer.