"BANG!"
"EEEEEEEEEK!" Everyone quickly turns around at the sudden outburst, and are shocked at what they find.
"H-h-h-he killed her!" Krauser says while standing over the dead body of the maid.
"Who killed her!" Claire asks.
"I did." Came a voice. Everyone turns around (again, apparently) to find a man wearing a suit, sunglasses, and holding a gun.
"Who are you?" Claire asks.
"My name is unimportant. What is important is that you die!" The man aims his gun at Claire, and pulls the trigger.
"AAHH!" Claire yells as she falls, clutching her shoulder.
"CLAIRE!" Chris screams. The man in the suit then aims his gun at Chris, and pulls the trigger again.
Bump
That's the sound the bullet made when it hit Chris, then bounced off and onto the ground.
"Eh?" The man pulls the trigger again, same effect.
"You..." Chris puffs. "You shot Claire!" His voice raises. "Grrr...I-I-AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!" Chris screams as he falls to his knees, clutching his head.
"Chris!" Leon asks.
"You...made a big mistake..." Chris mutters. "Everyone...go run now!" He yells.
"But Chris-"
"Now!" Chris yells.
"Chris please, calm down!" Jill says.
"NOW!" Chris screams. It's at this point, that Chris's muscles start bulging, and his skin turns green. He gets bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until...
"IT'S THE INCREDIBLE CHRULK!" Leon screams.
"RAAAAAAAARGH!" Chrulk roars at the man with the gun, who promptly soils himself before fainting. Chrulk grabs the body, then jumps through the roof of the room, and out into the middle of the ocean.
"What just happened?" HUNK asks.
"Rrrr, man! That stupid bullet grazed my shoulder!" Claire complains.
"Think you'll be ok?" Jill asks.
"Yeah, it only grazed me." Claire says as she gets up.
"What was that all about?" Ada asks as she opens the door and comes in.
"ADA!" Leon screams.
"Ada, glad your here!" Jill says.
"Yeah, well I figured I might as well get a joint off Krauser," She says. "But uhh, what was all that about?"
"Chris Hulked out." Leon answers.
"Again?" Ada asks.
"Well, thats what gamma-roids will do to ya." Claire says.
"Well who was that guy in the suit?" Ada asks. Everyone just shrugs. "Hmm, I bet Wesker would know."
"Hey Wesker, do you know who this guy is?" Ada asks as she holds up a picture of the perp. She managed to snap a picture of him with her high heels that have a hidden camera implemented into them. (You didn't think those shoes were just for show did you? Who brings high heels on a mission to a zombie infested island?)
"Hmm," Wesker says as he looks at the picture.
"Doesn't ring a bell." He finally says. "Who is he?"
"That's what were trying to find out." Claire sighs.
"He broke into Krausers room and killed his maid, tried to kill Claire to." Jill says.
"Wait, he killed Krauser's maid? What did you do with the body?" Wesker asks.
"We gave it to Steve." Claire answers.
"And what pre tell did Steve want with the body?" Wesker asks.
"Were not sure," Jill says. "All we know is that he said 'he's not going to dress it up like Claire and have sex with it.' Claire shudders at that remark. Wesker laughs at Claires shudder. Ada rolls her eyes at Wesker's laugh. Leon drools over Ada rolling her eyes. (She's so cute when she's does that!) and Claire swoons over Leon drooling.
"Yay we came full circle." Krauser cheers.
"ANYWAY! After that, he shot me, and Chris went Hulk!" Claire says.
"And you didn't try to stop him?" Wesker asks.
"I was unconscious!" Claire yells.
"I tried telling him to calm down." Jill defends.
"Ah, yes. There's nothing more calming then someone telling you to calm down." Wesker says sarcastically.
"Whatever, the point is Chris went Hulk, grabbed the guy, then jumped into the ocean." Ada says.
"Well then who cares? If he's gone whats the problem?" Wesker asks.
"Well, we have to save Chris!" Claire yells.
"Plus, we have to find out who that guy was." HUNK says. Wesker just shrugs.
"Out of sight out of mind." He responds. Immediately, Chris, (or Chrulk) appears out of nowhere.
"Chris!" Claire yells.
"Huh? I- Cuh-lee-air." Chrulk words. Claire just rolls her eyes. "He sounds like Steve." Chrulk soon reverts back to his normal form, seeing his sister apparently calmed him down.
"Thank god his pants stayed on!" Jill says.
"Chris, what happened? What did you do with that guy?" Claire asks.
"I'm not sure, I think I may have eaten him." Chris says. Claire responds by face-palming.
Step, step, step
Everyone turns around at the sound of footsteps, and are shocked at what they find.
"YOU!" Claire yells.
"That's right," The man says. "IT'S ME!" The man yells dramatically as lightning strikes behind him. For you see, it was none other then the man with the suit from before! Umm, whats his name again?
"OP's right, whats your name?" Chris asks.
"You can call me, Random Government Agent #1." Random Government Agent #1 says. "Or just RGA."
"Well, RGA, Chris obviously didn't eat you, so that begs the question of just what did he do to you?" Ada asks. RGA's eyes go wide at that question. He then looks down in shame.
"Horrible, horrible things... I'd rather not talk about it." He says as a single tear rolls down his face. He then looks up, and points his gun at our hero's.
"Now, I'm afraid your time has come. Goodbye now."
"WAIT!" Leon yells. "Why are you doing this?"
"You wanna know why I'm doing this?" RGA asks. He nods his head, seaming to mull this over for a bit.
"You do realize I can disarm you at any moment, right?" Wesker asks.
"May I see your tickets please?" RGA asks.
"Tickets?" Leon asks.
"Yeah, lemme see your tickets." RG says again. Wesker sighs as he looks at Krauser. Krauser was designated the ticket holder before everyone got on board, so he should have everyones tickets.
"Krauser, go get the tickets." Wesker says.
"Umm, what?" Krauser asks nervously.
"The tickets Jack, go get the tickets!" Wesker yells.
"Umm, yeeeeeeaaaaah, ya see, the thing about that is-"
"Krauser, please don't tell me what I think your about to tell me." Wesker breaths. Krauser gulps, sweat running down his face. Eventually, he just blurts it out.
"I'm sorry sir but I lost the tickets!" He says. He then drops to the floor and rolls up into the fetal position and begins sobbing.
"..." Wesker says nothing, but if he took off his glasses you would see his eye twitch.
"Ah-huh, ya see. You guys are stowaways." RGA says mater-of-factly.
"But were not! We just lost our tickets!" Jill says.
"Not my problem, now, its time to end this." RGA says as he points his gun.
"Wait, WHAT! Your gonna kill us just for THAT!" Claire asks. RGA hesitates for a moment, then pulls his gun back.
"No, no I'm not. I have something much better in store for scum like you." He says with a smirk.
Authors notes
Sorry for lack of quality in this chapter, but I kept fading in and out of consciousness while writing it, so it may be a bit sloppy.