Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, any holidays, or movie/movie references. Yadda yadda.

Thanks to: Paris Lautner I know they are just so cute. It's the opposite attract thing I think. Yue Heartphilia I hope you enjoy this update it was SOOO much fun to write lol. Effie-a Thank you! I'm so glade you like it the whole concept took me forever to get out. :)

A/N: This one is a bit longer then the rest I admit. When I wrote this originally it was supposed to be it's own story 'cuz I am totally obsessive with Halloween but forgot about it & later when I started writing the rest of this series it just went perfectly! It is probably my favorite it was fantastic to write. ENJOY!

HALLOWEEN

Tsunade looked at the two teens in front of her trying her best to understand what was going on & why these two were brought in by an ANBU for 'disturbing the peace & assault'. She let out a sigh part of her didn't want to know what happened but she knew she needed to hear.
"So who fault is this?" She asked looking at the two.
"It's her fault." Shikamaru said pointing to Temari who looked over at him offended.
"It is not!" She argued back looking at him crossing her arms.
"You're the one who started beating on the guy!" He said glaring at the girl.
"The guy was perv! Besides I wouldn't have had to beat the guy if you didn't punch that other guy first!" She argued back.
"Whoa, whoa! Both of you stop. Start from the beginning." Tsunade said looking at the two if she didn't stop this now she knew the argument would go on for a while.
"Ok fine here is what happened…." Shikamaru started.

~3 hours earlier~
"This is stupid." Shikamaru complained holding his arms against him to warm himself up.
"Oh lightening up crybaby it will be fun." Temari said trying her best to assure him it would be a good time or at least get him in a better mood.
"No this is stupid & cold. Oh did I mention I feel like a fucking idiot." He said annoyed looking down at the clothes he was forced to wear due to his lost bet.
"Told you not to make bets you're going to lose." She said with a smirk looking him over with a satisfied smirk. "Besides you got some nice legs."
"Shut it Temari." He said tugging on the small garment in another vane attempt to make it suddenly seem longer. "How the hell do you wear this everyday?" He complained she just shrugged. He now had a new found respect for women's clothes. He didn't understand how she could walk around all day in that skirt let alone fight in it. Sure it didn't help that he was too big for her clothes & her to small for his but he still was uncomfortable. He glared at her as she walked he could only imagine how comfortable & warm she was in his clothes a couple sizes too big on her.

This whole thing was a result of a lost sparring session between the two deciding to change the stakes from their normal loser buys dinner it became winner picks what the loser does on Halloween. That was why he was going to some stupid haunted house & even worse forced into her clothes. This wasn't what he thought of when he thought of getting into her skirt.
"Besides you should be grateful." She said walking up to a big group of people waiting in line to go into a haunted house.
"What should I be grateful for? I'm stuck out here in the cold wearing clothes that are 2 sizes too small for me & doing something stupid." He said annoyed leaning against a wall as they waited she looked at him with a smirk.
"At least I didn't make you wear my panties." She shrugged he just glared at her that defiantly wasn't helping.
"I need a new assignment." He said hitting his head against the wall.
"Yeah like that'd stop you from following me from like a lost puppy." She retorted giving him a smirk he just rolled his eyes at the comment ignoring her as she smirked in victory. They waited in line a little while longer before it was there turn.
"I don't see why you want to do this Mari these are never scary." Shikamaru complained as they walked in down a long dark hallway. "Now watching Naruto eat ramen that is scary."
"Uhhh don't remind me." She joked doing a fake shudder as they continued down the pitch black hallway.
"See I told you not scary all it's going to be is us wondering around some pitch black-"

But before he could even finish his sentence someone jumped out at them without thinking they both made a surprised sound & Shikamaru instinctively punched the guy in the face. Temari couldn't help but bust out laughing as the guy laid on the floor.
"Oh my god you punched him! You got scared & punched him!" She said laughing so hard she had to lean against the wall to support herself.
"Shut up Temari!" He yelled looking down at the guy as she sat there laughing she took a couple huge breaths to control herself.
"Wow I think you really hurt him Shika…" She said walking over & looking down at the guy.
"No I just enjoy lying on the ground after I've been assaulted lady!" The guy snapped at her.
"Hey it was an accident guy no need to be rude." She said putting her hand on her hips. Shikamaru looked at her he knew that pose & that tone this wasn't going to end well if he didn't interfere now.
"Listen I'm so sorry I really didn't mean to do that. I guess it was instinct or something." He said holding out his hand to help the guy up.
"Hey don't touch me!" The guy on the floor said pulling some walkie talkie from his costume. "We have a code 6 here in section 2 hurry they are still belligerent."
"Wait I wasn't going to hit you again I swear!" He said putting up his hands showing he wasn't going to do anything.
"So you admit it you hit me on propose!"
"What? No!" He said trying to figure out how on earth the guy got that idea. But before he could even finish they heard a couple foot steps he could tell just from the sound there was more then one person & they were big as they ran up to the group.
"Is this them?" Said one of the big buff guy.
"Yes that's him the one in the skirt punched me & then the girl threatened me." The guy on the floor said getting up finally as the security guards put there hands on both Shikamaru & Temari's shoulders.
"What I did no such thing! You want me to hear me threaten you I will you little rat!" She said trying to fight off the guy.
"Temari calm down we will go explain this was a mistake & they will let us go. Just keep calm." He begged her knowing that trying to keep her from getting angry was like trying to stop the tide you could do all you want but it was just going to happen eventually either way. She glared at him but kept her mouth shut for the time being.

They both were 'escorted' into the security office where they were told to sit down & wait for someone who would figure out what to do with them. He looked over at Temari who was being unusually quiet 'oh that can not be good' He thought to himself. Right as he was about to say something to try to subdue the eventual avalanche that was Temari's anger two of the guards walked in again. Leaning against the wall they sat there staring at the couple Shikamaru moved uncomfortably in his seat he still hadn't gotten the hang of a skirt let alone how to sit in one properly.
"You know it's an offence to punch someone working here? You're probably going to jail." The one guard said with a laugh.
"Go to jail for an accident? That seems a little harsh." Shikamaru said lazily leaning back against his chair again putting his hands behind his head looking at Temari. "Told you this was troublesome."
If looks could kill he'd be a dead man right there but before she could open her mouth the head of the security team walked in of course they only knew that from the badge he wore.
"Hello my name is Officer Paul Blart I run security here." He said showing the two his badge as if they actually cared as he sat down in the desk across from them. "Now I hear there was a little scuffle in the haunted house would you care to tell me what happened?"
"Well sir…" Shikamaru started yet again before Temari could open her mouth & get them both in trouble. "We went in the haunted house seeing as it is Halloween we wanted to see if we could get scared-"
"Yeah he didn't think he could…HA!" Temari chimed in he glared at her she just stuck her tongue out at him.
"Anyways we were walking through when that guy jumped out as us. I guess Shinobi reflexes or something got the best of me I accidently hit him. I really didn't mean to it was a totally accident & then he laid on the ground yelling that we were threatening him & I was going to hit him again." Shikamaru explained the large man behind the desk nodded taking notes.

"Well seeing as this was just an accident & no one was intended to get hurt I think I can let you guys off with a warning. But you both need to leave the premise after this & never return. We really need to think about changing the lay out anyways you guys are the 5th people this weekend who punch Barney in the face poor boys just trying to work his way through college. Anyways you guys can't ever come back got it?" He asked pulling out some paper work.
"Yes." The duo in front of him said in unison.
"Good now all I need is your IDs to fill out some paper work & everyone can be on there way for the night." He said in a cheery tone Shikamaru sighed pulling his ID out of pocket. Temari leaned down digging through one of the lower pockets in her pants not noticing at first that Shikamaru's shirt being 2 sizes too big gave a great view of her cleavage & black bra. She looked up feeling watched to see the security guard in the corner staring down her shirt with a smirk she just got an annoyed look on her face still digging for the ID.
"See something you like?" She said sarcastically in order to get him to stop but instead it had the opposite affect.
"Maybe." The man in the corner said still staring at her. She looked back at him eerily silent for a moment before glaring at him evilly.
"Oh you're so dead." Was all she said jumping out of the chair.
"Ohhh shit…." Shikamaru said noticing the suddenly deadly look in Temari's eyes before he could do anything to stop her she had grabbed the fan off his back & charged at the man trying to beat him senseless with her giant fan.
"She's crazy call the ANBU!" The man said shielding his face from the vicious beating he was getting.
"Troublesome."

"So Lady Tsunade that is exactly what happened." Shikamaru said again adjusting his skirt for the 15th time since he entered the office. Tsunade looked between the two of them shaking her head trying to figure any sort of punishment that fit this very strange crime.
"You know what I'm too tired for any of this. Why don't we just call it 'out of hand Halloween mischief'?" She said with a stretch getting out of her chair walking out the door not looking back at the two. "Now if you'll excuse me there is a marathon of the movie Halloween on that I must catch."

Shikamaru & Temari looked at each other confused before shrugging walking out of the office before she changed her mind.
"God I need to stop hanging around you. You're nothing but a pain getting me in trouble all the time." Shikamaru said putting a hand behind his head Temari walked up to him with a smirk.
"Oh you love it." She said in a matter of fact voice he just shook his head.
"No I hate it & I hate you." He said annoyed.
"You're such a bad liar." She said wrapping her arm around his. "Now you want to go catch that Halloween marathon & not answer the door while we eat the candy I was supposed to give the small children?"
"Sure."

As you can tell I love Halloween & had a ton of fun writing this chapter. R&R!

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