Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto but if someone would like to get it for me my birthday is in 8 days :P

Thanks: Yue Heartphilia the idea of him in the mini skirt still makes me giggle! Effie-a why thank you! I am glade that successful chapter was successful! LadyTemari I know I would love for someone to draw that! To bad I can only draw stick people :( If you know anyways who would that'd be awesome!

Offtopic! I would love if everyone could go & read a story on my profile called Lee's Fantastic Discovery. I betaed it for a great author but it is rated M for a lemon chapter later on (which can be skipped) But it is hands down one of the greatest cracks I've seen halrious with couples you'd never think of. So please go check it out!

A/N: Ok I know that they don't celebrate Thanksgiving & even if they did they wouldn't both do it seeing as they are other countries. I'm also not 100% sure if they'd have cells but I am taking author liberty on this one! This was inspired by DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT as always the link will be on my profile. I suggest you look it's really funny & guaranteed to at least get a giggle.

Keys:
Shikamaru
Temari

THANKSGIVING

Shikamaru flopped down on the couch as low as possible in hopes he could hide from his mothers view. She had forced him up since sunrise to clean the house for guest which was saying something considering she never let the house to get dirty. With a sigh he reached over pulling out his cell phone to do something he noticed he was doing more & more frequently, texting. He was never a fan of texting anyone but this was far from anyone. He picked the name from his contacts almost by memory now. Playful text messages were becoming an almost everyday thing now. Although he'd never tell anyone about there flirty messages. Hell he'd deny flirting in general.

Happy Thanksgiving

He sighed as he sent the message as he put an arm over his face in hopes of maybe possibly getting more sleep. That was till his phone went off. 'That's odd she's usually still sleeping. Oh well.' he thought to himself picking up the phone to see 1 new message.

Hey someone's up early. I'm suprised.

Not by choice. Mom made me get up at dawn to clean for guest coming over for Thanksgiving

Why do you need to be up that early to clean? Your house is never even dirty

Idk ask her.

She's crazy….or just likes to drive you crazy. Or both

I'm going to say both

Oh idiot fairy boy here is yelling at me to ask you & I quote "Is that hot little blonde number that always follows him around single?" end quote.

Ino yeah but I don't think she's your brothers type really.

I don't think any girl is his type if you get my drift. The boy wears more make up then her.

So very, very true. I can see if Kiba is free though that might work better.

No! He'd probably take the offer up & my bedroom is next to his don't need to hear that!

Good point. Anyways why are you up? You're just as bad as I am when it comes to sleeping in.

Because someone needs to cook & guess who that is?

Gaara?

LOL. Hell no I wouldn't trust that boy to make toast. You do not want to know what happened last time he tried to make instant ramen.

So you mean to tell me your going to cook food & people are actually going to eat said food?

Up so early & already a smart ass I'm impressed.

It's what I do best thanks.

Well it just so happens that I happen to make the most amazing turkey in the history of well ever!

Wow up so early & already full of yourself I'm impressed.

Oh we resort to mockery now? :P But yes my turkey is the best in the history of ever look it up in the history books.

Or even better next time your in town we can get together & you can make me some.

Woah, woah hold up! Did you just in your own lazy jack ass-ish way ask me on a date so I would cook for you & you wouldn't have to do anything?

What! No I did not just ask you out! I was just saying next time you're in town you can cook & I'll lick it.

WTF did you just threaten to lick my turkey? Or was there something dirtier you had in mind you want to lick? I can't stop laughing right now either way.

Argh ducking auto correct. I meant to write kick back & it changed it. I do not plan on licking anything. I swear!

*FUCKING! Again! I swear it hates me! Sheep….

*Shit…kill me.

Hmmm too bad I might of said yes. Anyways I g2g food to make & all.

Wait what do you mean might of said yes?

Good bye Shika Happy Thanksgiving.

Damn it woman! Which one!

He let out an annoyed noise pulled a pillow over his face in hopes of smothering himself. At least now he remembered why he hated texting in first place. Damn auto correct!

There ya go! I really have no idea how this one came to my head but it did! So R&R.

We have 1 more chapter left! Everyone look for the last chapter next week entitled: Cold Days Cause Warm Hearts