Chapter I

Let the battle begin!

ED: Why do you have to be my cheer pal?

LING: I wish you weren't my partner.

ED: Well, me too! All I want is the prize…

LING: The Y 100,000,000?

ED: Not that! The delicious APPLE PIE!

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!~

XIAO MEI: Go Mei!

LING: The panda can talk?

ED: Here I go!

MEI: AAACK! Here I go too!

Ed made a quick charge to the Xingese, made several land mines and poof! Mei's hair got blew up. Ed laughed a lot. Mei keeps on attacking but Ed laughed harder. Soon, Mei cried.

CHANCHANRARAN: And the winner is….

DORODOKORO-KUN: Edward Elric….

Next is LUST VS. SCAR! Scar cannot be found anywhere, so as Pride so automatically, Lust is the winner.

LUST: Pride's selling lemonade again

GLUTTONNY: Lust… Can you buy me lemonade?

PRIDE: So we earned Y 100,000,090 yen! Greed really knows business…

SCAR: Now I can buy new pairs of shades

PRIDE & SCAR: Lemonade! Buy Lemonade!

Next is Riza Hawkeye vs. Winry Rockbell! Hey, wait a sec – Why is Roy in the stage?

MUSTANG: Okay, I'll end this up…

WINRY: Er,exsuse me, sir… but miss Riza is my….

Roy flared the stage, since Riza is not around, Paninya and Winry wins. Roy got upset. "Where the heck is Riza?" he said. Meanwhile, on the lemonade stand, a flock of people are buying the sweet lemonades of Pride and Scar….

RIZA: Mm… your lemonade is good…

PRIDE: Thank you for buying. Scar! We have Y 100,200,180!

SCAR: I can really buy my shades now

Next, the battle of Arakawa-sensei and Yoki will soon start! First, let's have a break…

ED: They said that Pride and Scar's selling good lemonade!

WINRY: What? Al brought you a better drink!

AL: Brother, what you need is milk!

ED: AAAAAAAAAAAAL! I DON'T…!

LING: Shut up, drink!

ED: NO! I WON'T!

WINRY: Al! Grab him!

ED: WHAT THE – HEY!

AL: SORRY BROTHER, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

LING: Then, let's do it!

ED: AAAAACK!