Chapter 4
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY(looks like the dementia is starting...how do you forget your own characters name. Ok nevermind she forget how to properly spell so forgetting her character's name isn't that big of a deal) nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!(down sheba)
(still with the 666, well i'm not going to get my hopes up)
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"(probably realised what a nuisance you are and will properly dispose of you...am I getting my hopes up again?)
Draco didn't answer (ahh so he doesn't talk while he drives but does drugs and drink alcohol)but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it(I wonder if he actually landed the car or maybe he has really strong legs to handle that kind of drop.). I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.(why is she so angry?)
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts)(what a sigh of relief, I was so wrorried he was possessed by Voldemort for a moment there) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.(wow that's like saying throwing kittens at sick kids and making rude gestures to nun's make you ecstatic)
And then… suddenly just as I (ahh she kissed herself)Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me(is she laying down now?) and we started to make out keenly(meaning sharply...I guess making out can be dangerous now) against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes(it's like the case of the disappearing items of clothes). I even took of my bra(Noo :O). Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what(kindergartners can say those words...come on kiddies let's say it together 'penis'...and 'vagina'...if not those words theres more of them to chose from) and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! "(kinda reminds me of santa claus) I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm(might I remind you that you're a vampire?. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"(Dumbledore swearing, sure he seems like an odd ball...well he is but would he swear I hightly doubt it.)
It was….Dumbledore!