Chapter 9
AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox!(I think she lived in a box if she can't even write books properly and we kinda figured you didn't with that advance writing style you wouldn't be able to follow the series dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers!(yes it is your fault you're the one that wrote the damn part, I watched the movies and he never swore) besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE!(YOUR GIVING ME A HEADACHE)and da reson snap(snap crackel and pop) dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian(ok then) and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!(cool random words again SHIT AND LOG)
I was so mad and sad.(Like all of your viewers) I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me.(how can he cheat on you when they were together before you guys) I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.(how did she find the tree?)
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick!(wait...everything was flying towards you on a broomstick, don't you mean he was flying towards you on a broomstick...I"m pretty sure he never flew on one to begin with. He does that the whole floating thing) He didn't have a nose (ya you already mention that, maybe you should check if he lost it between the sofa cushion's I always find things there)(basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic.(ah damn, here I was getting my hopes up) It was… Voldemort!(dum dum dummmm)
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.(great now it's time to get rid of her)
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him(ahaha I can imagine that spell know...a big angry cat flying out of her wand and attaching itself to his face with his claws). Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him (whose side are you on here?)even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.(so much for being a sadist)
"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!"(I know that he's old but he wasn't born during the renaissance)
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden.(ok then, she has the attention span of a gnat) I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand(not suprised there hun, a coconut can confuse you) so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?(wow so now it clicks in, kinda slow)
"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.(why does he have a gun with him?)
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"(why does she sound smarter when she writes in old enlgish?)
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded(ugh I loooove that face so sexy) look on his face. "I hath telekinesis."(the ability to move objects with your mind, wrong power) he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.(how do you fly away angrily, you can have a pissed off look on your face but still)
I was so scared and mad(ahh those two feelings again) I didn't know what to do.(buy a brain at dollarama might not last long but hey atleast there's something to fill in that huge hole) Suddenly Draco came into the woods.(so now were doing random appearances...oh look Dr. Phil just walked in)
"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation(what's your obsession with that stuff, and why is he wearing that, he's pale enough as it is) and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit)(how do you put eyeliner to make it look like a pentagram, and ya sadly I do get it) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.(all humanity was cheated upon when you arrived)
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.(walking and making out at the same time can be dangerous, you might risk draco's life by falling into the lake or soemthing, why would you risk his life like that why? why?)