Chapter 10
AN: stup it u gay fags(hey look we're gay fags now!) if u donot lik ma story den fukk off!(people might like reading this because them feel better, a good laugh, getting a brain aneurysm) ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil(racist against vampires I see, better watch out) datz y dey movd houses ok!
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day(don't be so selfess he's probably crying under a rock because he had to talk to you...does that sound a little mean?). I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666(great she's in a band now, with a sucky name). I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar(I wonder what kinf of singer she is? scary thought isn't it). People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR(of course you guys do). The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo(but why, is it that hard to stick with the original names?) now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists(why is that the solution for everything, jesus your making me depresse) (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire(when did that happen?) too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that)(ok...what's going to happen? will you burst into flames or something, and spelling it is ok I see) or a steak(medium or well done?)) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.(I've seen more depressing movies than that come on expand over the horizon abit will ya) I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.(no the thought remains the same, with a few other things too)
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust(heh you bust into tears, ok it might just be an innocent mistake but with the grammar in this story is horrible t begin with) into tears.
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted(a voice that carried out ya that sounds ok) voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.(yay hide and go seek, but still really random though)
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)(yes, yes it is still out of character)
I started to cry and cry(and so did I). Draco started to cry too all sensitive(still out of character I just love how you made him into the biggest wuss that ever walked the planet). Then he ran out crying.(and there's my proof)
We practiced for one more hour.(kinda got over that quickly) Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.(hmmm maybe it's a migraine this time)
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely(how do you cry out wisely? it's like saying I cried out mathematically). (c dats basically nut swering(wasn't even a swear word in there to begin with) and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."(because she didn't tell him that Voldemort wants her to kill Harry, wait I mean Vampire? And isn't he a vampire now, they can't commit suicide but slitting their wrist, but that is how all your characters solve their problems)