Chapter 11

AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz!(you might as well stop writting that cause we get the point by now) c if dis chaptr is srupid(oh I have a feeling it will be)!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus!(like the grammar right...?) sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off (wow, what's wrong with her trying to help you, I wouldn't but wow)and I ran to my room crying myself(so little miny YOU were coming out of your eyes, let the nightmares begin). Dumbledore chased after me(when I imagine Dumbledore running I can't help but giggle) shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.(or a worried adult)

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood(ahh that's going to leave a stain, and did you cry blood when you ran into the forest?) and then I slit both of my wrists.(why am I not suprised) They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily(now now you could slip and fall like that) while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak(Yum, I'm kinda hungry now) and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide(didn't draco slice his wrist open and before that you said you can only be killed by a 'steak' to the heart and a c-r-o-s-s?). I was so fucking depressed!(other kinds of emotions out there, pick a new one please) I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly(what's sandly?). I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it.(believe what that you can't commit to something) Then I looked out the window and screamed¼ Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape(muggle things don't work at Hogwarts, and I highly doubt Snape would spy on you. Someone's a little full of themselves, and is he just floating there?) of me! And Loopin was masticating(that can't be pretty, you do know that masticating means to chew right? And why is Lupin there, with Snape of all people) to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.(ahh k that makes more sense and kinda dangerous, multi tasking is a hard thing to do when flying on a broomstick)

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED(aren't you dress or is it the case of the disappearing clothes again)! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel(ya I would hide what you're wearing to, you don't want them to fall of now do you) with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire(how did he hear you?) ran in.

"Abra Kedavra!"(Wrong it's avada kedavra, I wouldn't mind killing this story with that spell) he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb(now there's a trick I didn't see coming, really disturning too). I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times(over reacting much) and they both started screaming and the camera broke.(NOO not the camera!) Suddenly, Dumblydore(hehe funny, would he still be seen as a perv though) ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly¼(I feel really lost at the moment)

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.(he ran outside on his broom...seems like someones lazy or the author doesn't know how to write...i'll go with the second one)

"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"(he's around the same age as Voldemort -_-)

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT¼." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"(Because that fixes everything in live)

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."(how is he still alive?)

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"(good work wolf boy, you deserve a treat)

I felt faint,(maybe you should slice your wrist again, it might make you feel better) more than I normally do(so it happens often, I guess that's what happens when your head's empty) like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.(or lose too much blood)

"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook(hehe clook nice typo).

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him(don't you just hate when that happens). I did not know whether to feel shocked(zap zap zap) and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.(attention span of a gold fish I see)

"BECAUSE¼BECAUSE¼." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly(why dramatically, doesn't seem like that much of a dramatic moment), waving his wand in the air. Then swooped(what?) he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.(wonder what that sounds like)

"Because you're goffic?"(God I hate that word) Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.(so everybody whose gothic are connected with satan, that's really insulting and I'm not even gothic)

"Because I LOVE HER!"(HMM I wonder who yelled that)