Chapter 12

AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo(I thought he was a student at hogwart's, make up your mind girl) 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu(that pedo's go to your school?)! how du u no snap iant kristian(cause he's a wizard I don't really think any of them follow that religion or any for that matter) plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric(so he randomly came back from the dead and screamed that ok then) ok!

Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists(your a vampire you idiot it doesn't affect you in anyway). Snap and Loopin and HAHRID(why is his name capitalised) were there too. They were going to St. Mango's(I love that place, it's right beside St-Jalapeno school for underage peppers)after they recovered cause they were pedofiles(didn't she shoot them like a bazillion times? maybe she missed) and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz.(and I bet you're one of them)Dumbledore had constipated(ouch, I know he's an odd ball but ouch) the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.(did you poke yourself in the eye while you did that?)

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses."Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink(and your coffin is lined with it and you wear it almost all the time) anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps(ya I highly doubt that Hagrid's a prep) like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik.(didn't you meet him a second ago, didn't he also say that he was GOFFIC)

"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."(hmm poisonous gaz filled bombs)

"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?"(oh and now he's a poser) I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.(just be thankful he broght you some in the first place)

"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video(you were sitting in the bath with a steak close to your heart, that's not a porno vid) made from your shower(you were taking a bath) scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED(no you still wrote it wrong) (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.

"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye(poisonous gaz bombs away) and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .

"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.(wisely...I wouldn't go that far)

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(do you know what I got from that Petulus=with white feet, merengo=nothing, mi=mine/my, kremicli=nothing and romancio=nothing)(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute!(not much of a tribute was it) specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!"(imo=international maritime organization, noto=a city in sicily and okayo=nothing)

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black.(BLACK FLAMES ya we got that thank you, the sun was yellow and floating in the air and it was YELLOW) Now I knew he wasn't a prep.(is he goffic now)

"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?"(forgot that you killed him off)

Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.(that's what happens when someone looks into your ear. they see nothing)

"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT)(HAHAHAHA Not Funny!) u mst find urslf 1st, k?(that's going to take a while, I feel a sequel coming along)

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid(OCC) yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache(ya because he always has a headache) or else he would have said something back.

Hairgrid(ugh that's an ugly mental picture) stormed off back into his bed.(is he in the infirmary also...why, what happened to him) "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"(bad BAD professor)

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it.(could you send me the whole list of your wardrobe like I mentioned before, so I don't have to read this all the time) There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them(on the boots?o.O). I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring(or the grudge, have you been spending time in a well also?) (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!)(I'm not goth, emo, jock, or a prep and I know who she is, I'm sure some poeple didn't watch that movie it's not a bad thing and it doesn't mean your a prep...tobe honest I didn't like it all that much) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.(you put black lip gloss over you lipstick...wh?)

"You look kawai(forgot another 'i' at the end, ya), girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit)(sighs) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood.(omg confiscate all pointy object please she's getting on my last nerves, whose that depressed) I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time.(do these shades have special magical invisibily powes?) I went to some classes.(skipper) Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures.(did you bring your shaver, and wax strips?) He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared(he disappeared now?) and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.(...alrighty then, i'm just going to walk away)

"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually(too lazy ... whatever that word is) said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eye(contacts, their cantacts right, contacts)so much like Dracos. Then¼¼¼ we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.(...never happened to me... someones a whore)

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!(stupid ignorant foolish people)" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.(well what did you expect)

"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!"(YOU JUMPED ON HIM TOO...I so confused, does she forget what she's doing al the time) I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!"(the thunderbolt or the pentagram?) and then¼.. his eyes rolled up!(rolled back into his head, his eyes aren't something that can't roll up) You could only see his red whites.(wet wipes...maybe that's what she ment cause red white's doesn't make sense)

"NO!" I ran up closer.(HEY personal bubble)

"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.(wasn't it you that said that there was a scar)"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.(sounds manly, couldn't he just hide it with his hair?)" he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco¼¼¼¼¼.Volfemort has him bondage!"(UGH there goes my brain, I need bleach stat...ya draco wearing girly leather his arms and legs tied up above him with with a ball in his mouth and don't get me started on what Voldemorts wearing)