Chapter 16
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz!(how can we prove that we aren't preps over the computer and not to mention you think everybody are preps to begin with...we can always gang up and find out where you live but ya...) BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!(great give her another language to fail in... and learning one word isn't teaching someone to speak Japanese) & 2 Raven, i so fukn miss u. cum bak plez!1 I cunt liv wifut u.(...this site isn't used for those LOST PET signes you find outside...maybe she doesn't want to be found..or here's a crazy thought...CALL HER!)
"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"(...didn't you two make up a while ago...like in the last chapter and you guys were planning on going to the concert like just a second ago...it's like a goldfish with ADD and Dementia)
"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted(I think you meant fidgeting...how do you gadgetted uncomfortably...and how did you mix up gadgetted up with fidgeting) uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.(my guy friends wants to know what you mean...how dare you confuse him...he's slow enough already why make it worse)
"Yeah cause we you know!" (WAIT WHAT?)I yielded(who possessed you?) in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." (do what, come on it's sharing time. TELL ME!)Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT(AHA that can mean prostitute too)."
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina(Did he join the varsity cross dressing team...DON'T JUDGE) or what now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly.(how can someone do that?)
"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.(yes because it just happens like that)
"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.(ya only in your dreams, time to wake up)
I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.(just like that...)
B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese(no it means nice to meet you)). "BTW that fucking poser dumbledorf gt willow expuld.(suspended or expelled) he clamd dat she failed al her klasses and dat she skepped math.(would that be arithmancy, why would he do that? It doesn't sound like him...well nothing in this story stays true to the novel but still) i so wll fukn miss her." (an: RAVEN CUM BAK!1)(CALL HER OR SEND HER AN EMAIL...or you know take a walk)
"Sam", i sed.(is that a new character with a normal name?)
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas.(Favorite movie and sure it's somewhat depressing but not to that limit you idiot)"Maybe Willow will die too."(...what you want her to die now, what for?) I said.
"Kawai."(how is that cute...and missing an 'i' there) B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly(those two words together do not make sense what so ever). "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak."(...why the random murder, what is wrong with your freaking head girl? and he's a necphilak, open google for once in your life and type the word to make sure you wrote it right along with his name)
"Kawai." I commnted happily(yes murdering someone is extremly cute) . We talked to each other in silence(you guys talked in silence your full of contradictions aren't you) for da rest uv da movie.
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr."(to see MCR not with) I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."(garbage back with turnips stapled to it and a head piece filled with bugs and frogs...yup that sounds very sexy)
B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. (why is half of that capitalised)"Omfg totally lets go shopping."(someone sounds preppy)
"In Hot Topic, right?" (there's no hot topic in England...Scotland wherever you are at the moment and especially not in the wizarding world)I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty(not very loyal to your brain cells are ya) carde.
"No." My head snaped up.
'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?"(maybe she is, shhh it's a secret)
"NOOOO!NOOOO!"(no reason to yell or capitalise that) She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."(sure ya did)
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.(lol forgot that you might of told her something...and why does it soudn like a bad thing?)
"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."(he might be odd but I doubt that he knows where gothic clothing can be found)
"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.(OMFG...apperently)
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk."(there's a map for that place, it didn't seem to big to begin with) She told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE(maybe there's clones walking around) and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."(and you're one of them I doubt it, I'm suprised you didn't get killed by some yet)
"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.(ya I was confused when he said that, don't feel bad)
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man!(cool a surfer dude, '' how's it hangin' Brah !'' Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch."(does that even exist?) He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."(are they suppose to announce it to the world when they buy a camera?)
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!"( I still think that the reason they were there in the first place was a miscalculation on their part, or mabye YOU SHOULD STOP TAKING DRUGS!) I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.(atleast she was dress right...)
"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.(set the dogs on her now NOW rid the world of this parasite that will swallow us hole we'll il'll die DIE DIE I SAY!...was I being to dramatic there?)
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.(ya distract him)
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit.(not faire, maybe i'll try that tonight...keep an eye out for the most wanted :P ) Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.(PFF POSER...see I can do it too)
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him(didn't you run out of the store). "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA(was that tara there before? I didn't bother to pay attention) way what's yours?"
"Tom Rid."(that's a huge difference...PS because your last name is Rid...GET RID OF HER. i'll help *.zap* electric eel is ready for go) He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair.(why can't people have there normal hair color) "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako(forgot your BF name?) you sick perv!(how is that being a sick perv he didn't ask you out...just loosely said i might see you there)" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY(ebondy...sounds like a nice place to visit) U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"(perfect she's falling into my trap BWUAHAHAHAH!)