Chapter 17
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo(does her writting remind of a game...let's say Mad Gab?)! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage.(it's shows what kind of person they are on your hompage...that might explain the random words like Troll or Goblin...they sound like nice people) if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK(ha it's the guy from distric 9) UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!(she's mad at you for stealing a poster or putting het name as your beta that corrects your work...ya i'd blame you to)
(Did I miss a chapter or something...when did Tom get into the picture?)
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free.(oh I see she just messed up her character's name again oops..thank for that -_-) He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual)(well atleast he's not gay, cause for you that's a horrible thing). Hargird kept shooting(ouch that must hurt...keep doing it hagrid) at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard."(fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck that's all i keep hearing from you) Well anyway Willow came(i thought she was murdered...maybe that's why you couldn't find that friend of your's raven or something). Hargird went away angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawaii(ahh the long lost 'i')." she said.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy(thingy that's descriptive) with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red(black blood red hmm, the long lost eminem) miniskirt, leather fish-nets(does that exist?) and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.(that's suppose to be a compliment?)
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.
"Yah." I said happily.(so now you want to, alright guys let's see if she's going to change her mind)
"I'm gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2(Imperius curse...I bet 20 bucks that's what it is). Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666'(so not 555 or 777 or even 665?) on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson.(i don't mean to offend anyone that likes marylin manson, i never listened to any of songs but i don't find him that attractive) Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B'loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel(bellybutton poke the pillsbury doe boy...TEHEE) but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires(is he related to hermione or..is it B'loody?). They dyed in a car cras crash.( was teh truck they hit filled with steak and c-r-o-s-s-e-s?) Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth(so every gothic are satanist lovely...better lock your door tonight). He was in Slitherin now.(wasn't aware that you can change houses) He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now.(can i get a nickname? how bout...hmm...Zombie RkKJFSHAIh OFRihda...ya that sounds good) Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik)(going into a car means your goffic?) that his dad Lucian(ya might as well change all the character's name...is he the guy from underworld?) gave him. We did pot, coke and crak.(I did brick, pencil and dry wall) Draco and I made out.(more demerit points) We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps.(i guess that missile i launched didn't hit them) We soon got there….I gapsed.(YES I HIT IT)
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix.(are you sure you were looking at a picture of him and not a dust bunny) He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny(anorexic?) and he had n amazing ethnic(culture, religion, race, language...never knew that was a kind of singing voice...i love learning new things) voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask.(AHHH) So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes(AHAHAHA Voldemort preppy holly crap i think i just shit out my organs hold on a sec...)... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!(I gotta a flush what do you guys have...a wand...ok guess you win)
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!"(i wanna picture him in green tights and tunic with a skull in his hand quoting shakespeare)
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.(did he lose his wand?)
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair(hairy lunds oi that's not a good thing) and a looong black bread(man's hair dye cover's grey hair). He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back.(WHAT? not MCR or GC, that's complete bullshit. MEH!) He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away.(trip trip trip... you might as well apperate to your destination Vold Man) It was…DUMBLYDORE!