Chapter 18
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep!(broken record broken recond broken rec. rec. rec...damn it broke) fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!(i swear and i'm not gothic and i don't swear when i have a headache either...cause my head hurts why make it worse)
I woke up the next day in my coffin.(damn it she came out, didn't dig the hole deep enough) I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.(*.cric-* see even the crickets don't want to continue)
(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth(i think she meant meth, that might explain things)). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away(with a frying pan). We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom.(why do you have to describe your broom to us?) We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)(wow only did it for 4 minutes)
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. (how can you find the tables if there's not candles or light, maybe you could've mention something...people might start to wonder) But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant(i wonder why pants are in the great hall). And there were pastors(did they get kidnap or just wondered there) of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow. B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets(did she yell that because of the posters? or something else...and why did the great hall change in the first place). Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong.(that sounds like the most boring conversation i've ever read or...partially read) The boys joined in cause they were bi.(hmmm is everyone in hogwarts bi now?)
"Those guys are so fucking hot." Navel(thought you changed his name to Dracula...or maybe you should get his original name correct say it together NEVILLE) was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came.(what was the everything?) He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation(i don't think foundation can cover tan skin, well not enough to be really pale) and he had died his hare black.(he dyed his rabbit black poor thing)
"...DUMBLEDORE?1!" we all gasped.(ya we figured out it was him a while ago)
"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!"(Wrong...spell it again)
"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"(nothing makes sense anymore T_T)
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1.(ya cause I can imagine gryffindor cheering for that in the first place...and what makes him a poser? I thought you would've like it...and to be honest I think you're the biggest poser that walk on the face of the earth)
"BTW you can call me Albert." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.(what no weird name just plain albert)
"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation(maybe to get a .a ...what else?). We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard)(ugh god my brains about to leak out of my ear) but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted.(i think he passed that phase already...and why is she screaming?)
I was so fucking angry.(hmm not something new...are you going to run away, cut yourself, or cry, scream at someone that is possibly a pedo in your eyes)