A/N: I know this might sound mean but does anyone else get the empression she wrote with only one side of the keyboard or maybe just slammed her head against it to make this story? If not well you got a mental picture of it, hope you giggled or even laugh more than I did.

Chapter 19

AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok(Jealous of what? that they lost there brain cells reading this and you got to keep them in a jar)!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11

All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert(I liked teh Voldie D. Mort version better). It had been postphoned(a concert over a phone that sounds boring), so we could all go.(so they prosponed it just for you?)

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes.(why would that be sad, if you didn't want to then you shouldn't of done it) Draco was being all secretive.(maybe he has a diary now)

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).(difference between too sensiteve and over sensitive...like crying when asked what's wrong... you ruined a perfectly good character...ya you better stand there in shame.)

"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz.(why did you change his hair, i loved the bleach blond on him) He was wearing black baggy paints(can't afford pants poor boy), a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik)(i didn't though was that a spelling mistake cause she wrote tie the right way but she wrote black die...) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing.(what?) My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)(or you can youtube the vid...actually get her email and send her preppy things)

"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.(we do accuse you...place you hand on this bible that might burn your hand, and swear to god that you are telling the truth...'is this story real, or do you just have a sense of humor that i can't categories as funny or sad)

"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.(that's what harry said)

"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.(in here words...EW not like that)

"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.(what? what? was he doind something or ... what? explain please)

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door.(turn the doornob or use your wand to open a lock door, come on you learnt it in first year, Alohomora) I whipped and whepped(maybe that's why you're crying you're whipping yourself and as for whepped ya that word doesn't exist from what i can tell) as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!)(i was more thinking that your song would be the funeral march or most wanted music video of you because you destroyed a good book). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.(BRAIN CELLS BRAIN CELLS)

Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.

"You gave me a fucking shock!"(BWAHAHA carpet, zap! zap! zap!) I shouted angrily dropping my pot.(did it have a weed plant in it) "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?"(maybe it's co ed)

Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.(holy crap... I did not see that coming)

"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?"(hmm a purse huh, i see...and a wannabe one too...pauvre pays quelle demeure dedans)

"U no who MCR r!" I gasped(does it stand for Mentally Crippled Reviewers)

"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. "Anyway Draco has a surprise for u."(that he's a really good actor and that he never liked you or that he never NEVER was that sensitive, don't make me pray over something like this God will be pissed)

PS. If it seems like I'm running out of funny things to say, it might be somewhat true, I seemes like it just comes and goes. Not to mention you know that it's going to be a long day when you look at the new chapter and read the first paragraph knowing you already want to drop on the floor and die. But for you guys it's going to be my mission to make this story tolerable for you guys and to make you laugh, so please bare with me :)

Bonsoir et Merci!