Chapter 20

AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz(only three days that sucks i would've stayed there for a week or two) so dnot expect updatz.(good god she's going after poor dracula, i can see it now, damn it's too late to give him a warning T_T)

All day I wondered what the surprise was.(that this is all a horrible horrible nightmare) Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots.(ugh t sounds like she's dressing up as mrs frankenstein monster..nah even he has way better taste) MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one(what happen to the ministry law that says you can't let muggles know about the wizarding world?). I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night,(how can you mosh in your own bedroom? and why are you cutting your wrists again?) feeling excited.(ya doing that gives you a big adrenaline rush, WOOO HOOO)

Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom.(still moshing...what if someone walked in...they'd wonder alot of things, not that they don't already...not to mention you're doing that while trying on clothes so sad) I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again.(why can't you make up your freakin' mind wether you ike him or not, it's given me whiplash and a migraine and like dumbledore i'll probably start swearing)

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! "R u gonna cum rape me or what."(ya because that's the kind of character he is, it's sad that this story is making see red, if i need medical attention it's on you head) I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo.(ya that's right aggravate the so called pedo's, because that won't piss them off...hey maybe he just wants to borrow a camera)

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell)(yes it's hilarious when you butcher the english language and you think it's the most amazing thing in the world) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.(HA that's actually a word, condemns mean: express complete disapproval, makes sense I guess)" he growld angrily.

"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.(ugh she ruined the thing that i'm best at 'sarcasm')

"Fuker." He said, gong away.(hey safe sex)

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation(again with the white foundation, does she own a mirror or not?). Then I went. Den I gasped(then i ate . then i got up, your english teacher must love correcting your work)….Snake(what happened to snap or snape) and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1(why is dobby there in the first place? and i thought you hated gay people?)

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me.(why would they yell that, especially that word are they channeling Ludacris himself?) Dobby ran away crying.(my friends still finds that funny) Dey got up, though.(well thank god)

Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it)(...i bet they don't like it, thanks for that...random) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now)(OMG who isn't now? i wouldn't be suprised if you moved voldemort and the death eather's there too)

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)(ya the only thing you spelt right probably)

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lumpkin shouted angrily.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.(what did you think when he asked you for them, that he wanted to make balloon animals?)

"You dimwit!." Snake began 2 shoot angrily(does he have a gun too). And then…I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.(so it's not one of those random picture camera where you take a picture of a tree and you get a gorilla wearing a tutu and dancing hip hop)

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"(blackmailing professor's..some one has a death wish 'she said sarcastically, sadistically, happily, joyfully, sing songy etc etc etc)

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me(why would they rat you out, you can do whatever you want) out or I'll show dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it.(...so much for defense spells -_- is she even a witch or vampire?) Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

"WTF where'd Draco?" I asked him.(hiding, one of his many talents...if you cna make things up i can too)

"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum." Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?"(yup hiding good job pretty boy)

Then….. he showed me his flying car(then...i saw a banana eating a goat with rainbows flying out of is ears and leprechaun playing the flute while dancing around them and a random person floating in the back shaking his head while poking chop sticks in his ears repeatedly...)I gasped. It was a black car.(Holy Merlins hairy eyebrows!) He said his dogfather(ahaha funny) Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said 'ENOBY'(two different license plate tsk tsk he didn't even write your name right...i also forgot draco's license plate thing but i have a feeling it's the same as harry's) on it.

….I gasped.(i slammed my head on the key board...edl;thioiw4qoeriyghatu2390ajsf;lk)

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik.(that's a dangerous hobby you have there and addiction you're moshing everywhere) I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim.(never happened to me before what kind of drugs are you on, there not my favorite but ya he's cute but not my taste) Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah(ugh that reminds me of cartman from south park. bleh) beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ….And den, I heard some crrying.(maybe it's your parents)

I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner.(ugh does he have a leak or something?)