Chapter 21
AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong(spelt what wrong every word known to man) ok koz dat bich ravern(what did she do to piss you off...did she find out that you were using her saying that she was correcting you're work...when that seriously was not the case) cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help(god it's like draco and ebony's relationship all over again, just a second ago you were pissed at her). btw transilvana rox hrad!(ya cause you just lefy)1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!(sand castle doesn't count HA GET COUNT AS IN COUNT DRACULA...see i can do that too)
Later we all went in the skull.(is that a pub?) Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.(how do you sound gothic?)
"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily(ya that's right yell at her...just don't cry on run away). He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way.(ahh spoke too soon, but wait...he ran away in a suicidal way, I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.
"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."
"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.
"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face(first scar face now pail face now that's just mean). I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone(please not that I don't mean to offend anyone by this, alright...do ya when I imagine a homophone picture a really and i mean REALLY gay guy as your ring tone) den fuk of!)
And then….. we herd sum footsteps!(it's probably just a ghost foot hopping around nothing to worry about) Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke(well atleast your drug is invisible). We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris(ahh the cat had a sex change and species change) there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.(Lumos would be better...but cats can't have wands)
"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth(WRONG it's Filch..and he's the caretaker not a cat...god the role playing is getting creepy, I know he's emotionally attached to the cat but this is too much) come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.
"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.
"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" (your not suppose to say anything dumb ass...unless you want to get caught)Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.(wow nice mental image, I wonder if I can say disgusting things under my breast...and if you wanted to make it clear that he said that under his BREATH you don't put this '!')
"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked(wait he can see the cloak! that's odd just a random cloak walking around minding it's own buisness maybe he has to support his family, ya three little tea rags outside waiting for their dad.). Filth nodded. And then….Vampir frenched me!(NOT THE TIME) He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1
"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining(what were you ruining?) away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.
"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?"(nah he just slit his wrists...AGAIN he's fine losing a bit of blood by the gallon never hurt anyone)
"I guess though." Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin)(ya sure people might die but it doesn't look like that depressing of a movie, I don't know about you but I like getting nibbled on by a giant alligator) on the gothic red bed together. (what no coffin)As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now.(ouch your eyes rolled up...so you're seeing the present that's not a vision more like a web cam experience) There was a knok on the door and Fug(Pug) and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1