Chapter V: The Very Horney Chapter

(A/N: I renamed the chapter. For all of those who are reading this and saying I'm gross or something, just keep reading, you'll be surprised).

Brendan and May were still walking after about two hours walking in the Woods. May was playing games on her Pokedex, and Brendan was looking for a way out of here on his PokeGear.

"May," he said. "Maybe you can help me find a way out of here by looking on your PokeGear, and quit playing with your Pokedex…" he realized that that didn't come out right. "Just help me find a way out of here," he said while seeing a bunch of trees sounded by his and May's face on the PokeGear.

"Hold up," May said. "Oh, come on, come on, come oooooonnnnnnn," May yelled. "Dammit, I had that last Pac pellet." She said.

"You were playing PacMan on the Pokedex," Brendan asked. "I never knew that."

"Yeah, well you need to look around the Pokedex some more." May said. Brendan kept looking for the exit of this place, when he stepped on something.

"MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" a voice yelled. Brendan looked down. It appears as though he stepped on some Pokemon's tail, and now it was trying to bite Brendan.

"AAAHHH!" Brendan yelled while he was running in circles away from this cat thing. Then he climbed a nearby tree, and pulled out his Pokedex on the little thing.

"Skitty, the Kitten Pokemon," it started. "Skitty has the habit of becoming fascinated by moving objects, and chasing them around. This Pokemon is known for chasing it's own tail and getting dizzy." The Pokedex finished. "You ran away from a cute kitten Pokemon Brendan. You lost some cool points there." May was on the ground laughing from what Brendan's Pokedex had just said.

"You have a smart mouth," Brendan said.

"I don't have a mouth at all," the Pokedex said.

"Then shut up if you have no mouth, Latias," Brendan said while putting his Pokedex.

"Brendan, I'm amazed that I'm traveling with a loser who runs away from kittens, argues with his Pokedex, and is a stupid pervert," May said while picking up the Skitty. "Hello there Skitty, would you like to be my Pokemon?" Skitty looked at May for a second, then used a nice double slap attack on her.

"Ow, my cheeks," May said while getting up and pulling out a Pokeball. "Oh no you didn't," May said in a ghetto accent.

"May, we don't live in Compton, so don't talk like you do," Brendan said while getting out of the tree.

"Go Chaka," May said while her voice went back to normal. "Use Ember on that Skitty," Torchic fired little fireballs at the kitten, but it dodged, and used double slap. "Don't give up Chaka," May said while Torchic stood up. "Use Scratch," May said. Torchic jumped in the air, and came down scratching the kitten Pokemon. Skitty looked as though it was going to keep fighting, but then it just lied on it's stomach. Brendan didn't blame the thing too much, I mean, Torchic is pretty experienced.

"Pokeball Go," May said while throwing a Pokeball over at the kitten. When it got into the ball, it shook once, twice, three times, then a stop. May caught a Skitty. "Yeah, I caught a Skitty," May said while throwing the ball up in victory.

"Tor-Torchic (yay, a new friend)," Chaka said jumping in the air. After the Skitty dilemma, May and Brendan decided to sit down, take a break, and have some lunch. Brendan still had plenty of food left to cook, so he and May had some grub. For the Pokemon, they let them come out and play; Wurmple ran away from Taillow, and hid inside a hole in one of the trees, Taillow was looking for Wurmple, Skitty was chasing it's tail, Torchic was eating it's food by May, Mudkip was copying Skitty, Seedot hung on a tree to suck the moisture from it, and Slakoth went to a tree and fell asleep. After eating though, Brendan stood up returned Muddy to it's ball.

"Hey May, I'm going to go catch me another Pokemon," Brendan said while returning the rest of his Pokemon. "So while I'm out, I guess you have some time to train for the contest." He said while walking away.

"But when if get lost," May yelled to him.

"Don't forget Muddy and the radioactive signal thingy," he said while continuing to walk off. May shrugged her shoulders, stood up, and got her Pokemon to stand in a single file line in front of her…

With Brendan

Brendan walked paths that lead him, nowhere. He wasn't far from May, but just enough room so he could start to train his Pokemon some. But when he got to a spot he liked, he saw a huge blue beetle looking thing with yellow eyes, and a huge horn on a tree eating what looked like tree sap. Brendan pulled out his Pokedex, and pointed it to this strange Pokemon.

"Heracross, the Mold Pokemon," it started. "Heracross charges in a straight line at it's foe, slips beneath the foes grasp, and then scoops up and hurls the opponent with its mighty horn. This Pokemon even has enough power to topple a massive tree."

"So this Pokemon is pretty powerful," Brendan said. "I can use a Pokemon like that on my team, so without further ado, come on out Monkeyman…"

Back to May

"Come on Skitty, stop trying to chase your tail," May said while it hopelessly didn't obey. "Fine then, Chaka, come on you can do it," May said while trying to teach her Torchic how to do a back flip. "You need to but your back into it." May said. Torchic jumped in the air, put it's back into it and did a successful backflip, only to land on it's stomach pretty hard.

"Chaka, are you okay," May said while coming over towards her Torchic.

"Tor-chic-chic-chic (no, my tummy hurts like a bitch)." Torchic said while standing up.

"Taillow, Taillow tai, Taillow (Hey May, I think I got that trick down packed)," Tailow said while flying over to May.

"What is it Taillow, do you know how to do it now," May asked.

"Taillow tail (I just said that), Taillow answered.

"Well let's see you do it Taillow," May said. "Taillow flew to the side, and did a Gust Attack. He kept flapping and flapping, until a tornado came. Then Taillow flew into the middle of the tornado, spread its wings out wide, and spun with the tornado. Then after about 10 seconds, Taillow started to fly up, only he spun with tornado too long, and shot out of the middle of it with a bunch of twists in its eyes, making it look dizzy.

"Taillow, you were so close," May said while returning it into its Pokeball. "I wonder how Brendan's doing." She asked herself while turning to Torchic. "Let's try that back flip out again Chaka…"

Brendan Again

"Okay Monkeyman, use Slack off to replenish your health," Brendan said. The battle between Heracross and Brendan wasn't doing so well. Brendan just now learned that Monkeyman could use a move called Slack off that restores half of the health it lost. Heracross really was strong, and was giving Brendan and his newest Pokemon the business. But Brendan never gave up, and kept trying to win. Heracross's fist became white, and hit Slakoth with it. Focus Punch…

"Don't give up Monkeyman," Brendan said. He was trying to remember a good move that he remembered from the Pokedex. "Oh, that's it," Brendan said while remembering. Monkeyman, use Counter." Slakoth's fist became the same white color as Heracross's just did. Slakoth connected this attack, and Heracross went flying to a tree. Counter is a move that retaliates any physical hit with the same one, just with doubled power. The blue beetle wasn't knocked out cold, but Brendan was about to finish this one off.

"While it's down, use your yawn attack," Brendan said. Earlier in the match, Heracross kept dodging Monkeyman's Yawn attacks, but this time they hit while he was down. The only problem was though, the yawn attack went into effect one turn later, and who knows how long that would be. The big horn on Heracross's head began to glow white...

"Dodge that horn," Brendan said. Slakoth did manage to avoid the hit, but Heracross punched Slakoth with another Focus Punch while he was busy dodging the horn. But now he was going to use Mega Horn, clever move. "No, Monkeyman," Brendan yelled. While Heracross was going for the attack at full speed, he yawned, then slowed down, then made a complete stop when his horn was just inches from hitting Slakoth. He moved back and forth for a few seconds, and then fell asleep. Brendan smiled and pulled out an empty Pokeball from his pocket.

"I have a special nickname for you." Brendan said while throwing the Pokeball at it, and catching it instantly…

May one more time

"Come on Skitty, stop chasing your stupid tail," May said while trying to get her newest Pokemon to obey her. "Please Skitty stop," she said. Then after no chance of it listening, she returned Skitty to its Pokeball. "Okay Chaka," May said. "We just have to get this backflip thing right, for a perfect entrance," May said. Torchic bent over, jumped into the air, did a back flip, and then landed it, by luck.

"Yeah, you did it Chaka," May said while hugging her Torchic.

"Toooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrchic (I'm just awesome like that)," Torchic said. May then brought her Taillow out one more time.

"Taillow, do you think you can do it this time?" May asked in suspicion.

"Taillow tai (yup, sure can)," Taillow said. He once again went to the side, used a Gust attack until a tornado came, and flew within the tornado. Taillow flew to the middle and spread it's wings, but this time it only waited 5 seconds before departing the tornado. Taillow was close to flying out of it, but by time it flew to the top, the tornado sucked Taillow back in, and Taillow was being swung in circles by the tornado.

"Tai (get…)," he yelled to May while he spun in the other direction. When he came back May's direction…"llow tai (me outta here)!" Luckily for Taillow, the tornado calmed down, and stopped after a few more seconds. May once again returned her Taillow while Brendan came up to them.

"Hey May," Brendan said while showing May the Pokeball of his new Pokemon. "I got what I wanted."

"Oh, a new Pokemon, what is it," May asked. Brendan threw out his new Pokemon, and out came a sleeping Heracross. May got a Pokedex entry of it real quick, and then she put it up while she turned to Brendan.

"So what's its nickname, if you given him one," May asked.

"It's Horney," Brendan said. May laughed out loud, then put her hand on his shoulder and looked at him.

"Okay Brendan," May said. "Thanks for the random sex joke, now may you tell me Heracross's nickname?"

"I just did, it's Horney," Brendan said (A/N: If you want to know why Brendan hasn't laughed, it's because he hasn't gotten the joke yet. Ironically, he's a big pervert, so what does that tell you?).

"Come on Brendan, did you actually call you newest Pokemon Horney," May asked.

"Yeah, I did," Brendan said. "I don't see what's so funny in the name, Horney," Brendan said. The sad part was, he actually didn't see the perverted-ness in that nickname.

"I actually have to explain something nasty to Brendan? Oh this is a tape recorder moment," May said while grinning. Then she put her arm around his shoulder while grinning some more.

"Do you know that phenomenon boys get when they see a hot girl, or in gay guy's case, see a hot guy doing the do with someone," May asked while that grin was still on her face.

"A boner, yeah why," Brendan said.

"Well, Horney is another way of saying that a guy as a boner," May said. "Therefore, you just nicknamed you new Pokemon, Erection." May said.

"I DID WHAT," Brendan yelled. "Oh crap. Um…come on out Heracross," Brendan said. Heracross came out laying on the ground and was still asleep, but then it shook of the sleepiness, and smiled at Brendan.

"Heracrow (hi new trainer)," Heracross said. Brendan whispered into May's ear.

"Heracross was knocked out and in the Pokeball when gave him the name," Brendan whispered. "So I guess I'll just give him a new one, and say I never gave him an old one," Brendan said while looking at his Heracross. May got onto her knees, smiled at Heracross, and grinned up at Brendan.

"Hello Heracross," she said. "Your new trainer, Brendan," she said while pointing up at him. "Gave you a nickname called Horney," May finished.

"NO," Brendan yelled. "I haven't given you a nickname yet, and I'm thinking of one," Brendan said in an "Yes-I'm-lying-to-you-about-what-I-just-said," kind of tone. Heracross noticed this, and then just turned his back on Brendan, and went on top of a tree.

"No wait Heracross," Brendan said. "Don't go buddy, I need you,"

"Hera…" Horney said while he held his face up in the air, closed his eyes, and folded his arms.

"No Heracross please…" Brendan pleaded. Then he turned back to May. "Why did you do that!" he yelled at her.

"To get back at you for the butt thing," May said. "You remember back in Route 103…"

"You slapped me!" Brendan yelled.

"But for the battle, you grabbed it, and I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, and I won't," May said. "But this is a nice little payback, turning you own Pokemon against you because you won't give it the nickname that it was assigned and loved." May said. "The only way to get it back is to call it by its nickname, forever," May said while packing up her stuff. Brendan would've yelled at her some more, but he knew that it wouldn't solve anything. So he turned to his new Pokemon.

"Heracross," he yelled. "Please come down."

"Heracrow," it said while still ignoring him.

"Okay then," Brendan said. "I'll just return you then," Brendan said while pulling out its Pokeball and return his new Pokemon. But every time Brendan tried, Heracross would hid behind the tree by flying, therefore Brendan could reach him.

"Come on Heracross," Brendan begged. This went on for sometime, until May packed up, and put all of Brendan's stuff into his bag.

"Okay Brendan, I'm leaving," May said while turning to leave.

"May wait…" Brendan yelled. She was almost out of sight, but Brendan soon realized what he had to do…"

"I'm sorry Horney," Brendan yelled. May stopped where she was at, Brendan looked up at the tree that he was behind. "Look Horney, please come on and lets go," Brendan said. "Horney is your nickname, and always will be your nickname," Brendan said. "And you know what, your species is Heracross, but that isn't your name. Horney is your name. And you know what else, you are, and always will be, Brendan's Horney," he said with a smile (A/N: Yeah, Brendan's Horney alright). After a few seconds, Heracross came from behind the tree and stared at Brendan. Then he flew down, and gave Brendan a nice hug.

"About time," May said. "Come on let's go you two," May said coming to them.

"Ready to go Horney," Brendan said.

"Heracrow," Horney said while grabbing Brendan's balls (A/N: Pokeballs), pressed the button of the one that he remembered that he was in, and returned inside it.

"Brendan's Horney huh," May asked.

"Yup, Brendan's Ho…wait a minute, shut up May," he said.

"Oh wow, you guys are going to do the do," the bug cather from before asked while coming out from behind the trees.

"No," May interjected.

"Not out here," Brendan said.

"Oh, well I heard that girl say that you were horney, so I just assumed," he said.

"Wait a minute, how old are you," May asked.

"I'm 7," the kid said. "My parents do the do all the time, but I'm not allowed to watch," he said. "But I saw it on the computer one time.."

"I don't want to know." Brendan and May said at the same time while getting their bags and leaving.

"Wait a minute, you said that…" May said (she's going back to what he said about them not going to do it out here). "You little perv," she yelled while chasing Brendan. Brendan just laughed and ran away from May, who was going crazy and was on his tail. They ran through the forest, Brendan in triumph (and fear, although his face doesn't show it), and May in rage...

Another Chapter people. I changed the name of the chapter from Out the Forest, and to another Route 104, to the one you see at the top. Please review and tell me what you think of the story. I will except an ember, but please no flames. Thank you