Chapter 22
AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. noris itz raven's folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding raven u fokieng rok prepz suk!1
All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic.(Something doesn't seem right...I can not put my finger on it hmmm. Great I getting miserable now.) Well anyway,(wow she got over that pretty quick) I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door(god I hope they don't all come with doors...I'm never going near a cemetery again.) I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas.(Ugh I don't want to imagine that when I'm stuck in a heat wave) Then I gasped.(maybe it finaly clicked that this whole story was a really bad prank on us all!)
Standing in front of me where…. B;loody Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow!(I've been away for so long that I almost forgot whose who in this never ending candy filled land of dreams)
I opened my crimson eyes.(when and why did she have them closed?) Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses(get it a band aid, those thorns are sharp you know) all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it(I can't picture how that looks.) and black gothic boots that was attached to the top.(the boots are attached to her shirt? Is that what she just wrote, man that's an inconvenience) Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans(is he wearing his uncle or cousins clothing again?HA imagine them wearing that, a "gothic" Vernon and Dudley.). Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy(With bleach blond hair or did he dye it without you telling us...or did she I don't remember). Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B'loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said 'bich'(apperently 'bich' is a name that means gemstone in Vietnamese) and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Jenny)(whose Jenny?) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it(ya we got that from the first time we read the word RIPPED) and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots.(ouch, what do pointy boots look like?) So were Crab and Goyle(so they're wearing the same thing as darkness? wow mental picture). It turns out that Darkness(so we have a new victim in this story, dear god where does she find them), Diabolo, Crab and Goyle's dad was a vampire(they're all related now?). He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too.(i'm sure he did) They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.(hmm here we go with all this stuff again, I really feel bad for the image you set for people who are actually Gothic, they have my sympathies)
"OMFG" I yielded(does not fit in this sentence) as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are u all here?"(they're probably thinking the exact same thing...and you seem like such a nice friend)
"Enoby something is really fucked up." Draco said. (the story, the grammar, the story line, the characters...what else)
"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily.(wearing leather pj's remember, it's like the bathroom scene all over again, disappearing clothing)
"It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful." Draco said in a sexy voice.(I doubt that Draco would ever say the word Kawaii, and did you guys notice that she didn't tell us what she's wearing! :) )
"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why your being all erective."(HA nice one, that's not even a word, google is getting pissed at me...but maybe she meant erection guys you know she apperently got one when she met harry)
"I will I will." he said.
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation.(ugh just get her a tub of white paint and dunk her head in) Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow(what? magical floating windows now fun.). A fucking prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork. Cornelia (I knew that there was something odd with him/her) Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge(I wonder if she's wearing the pepto bismol bottle) was there too.
"THIS CANNOT BE!" she shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!"(well it sounds like her and she would've said something like that i suppose)
"THE BARK(ya!) LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Cornelia Fudge.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS(that might explain why he has an unlimited amount of lemon drops everywhere, but ya no it's insulting, my grandma has Alzheimers, not funny) IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY(sounds like a game now or roll up the rim to win a 1. Voldie's garters, drops or 3. life supply of the ever so popular product of my invention "Memory Bleach" that rids you of headaches caused by ... ANYTHING related to this story) OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!"
"Very well." Dumbledore said angrily. "Butt we cannot do this(he agrees but changes his mind I see). We can't close the school.(pff sounds like screw the students just save the school) There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…..Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way." ( Bum bum bummmmmm. Ya we maybe saw that coming didn't we)
Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and B'loody Mary looked at each other…I gasped.(bitch she forgot about me so you know... "GASP!")