Chapter VI: The Chapter before Rustboro City
Eventually, May and Brendan got tired, and decided to walk the rest of the way, and get the hell out of this forest. Brendan battled three more battles, giving all of his Pokemon some extra experience and a lot more cash.
"My legs hurt," May said when they took a turn.
"Stop complaining May," Brendan said. "We're almost out of here, and then it'll be civilization at last. After Petalburg Woods, we'll be in Rustboro City," he said in triumph. "So let's hurry up and get the hell outta here," he finished.
"Well, I guess your right," May said feeling better. "But that still doesn't make my legs feel any better.
"I'll massage them for you," Brendan said with a look of hunger on his face.
"Really," May asked with the sparkles in her eyes.
"Sure," Brendan said. "Just lay down…" Brendan said.
"And you actually thought that I'd let you feel all up on my legs?" May asked with a grin on her face. Brendan got a look of absolute shock on his face.
"You were joking," Brendan asked.
"Of course," May answered. "I'd never let you feel all up on me," she said. "Even if it was a massage!" Brendan had a look of sorrow onto his face, then it turned into suspicion.
"But that look in your eyes…" he said. "I think you were serious." He said with more suspicion.
"Oh course not," May said. "I'm just a good actor," May said. A few minutes later, May got a sad face on her face. "But it would be nice if Brendan gave me some kind of massage though," May thought to herself. "Anyway, do you think we'll ever find that exit?"
"I'd be pissed if we didn't," Brendan said. "Brendan and May, on a world wide adventure, get lost on the beginning level; I didn't even get my first badge yet," Brendan said.
"And I still have to train hard for the contest up in Lilycove City," May said.
"So we'll have to kick ass, and make our way out of the forest," Brendan said while passing and exit tunnel that said "EXIT." But Brendan and May kept going. About 5 minutes later, Brendan and May asked a boy how to get out of the woods.
"Give me 100 dollars and I'll tell you," the kid said.
"No," Brendan answered.
"Then I guess you won't be getting the hell out of here," he answered while walking away. May went up to the kid, grabbed his shirt collar, and went in his face with a mad face.
"Listen kid," she said. "Unless you want to get kicked real hard in the nuts (even though you have none), I advise you that you show us out of here, free of charge," she said while getting a pissed look.
"Don't fret over it May," Brendan said. "We've only been in here since chapter 4; we have nothing to worry about."
"Chapter four," May and the kid asked in complete confusion.
"Whoops, sorry everyone (and readers), I'm not allowed to talk to the readers, my bad." Brendan said while closing his eyes and put his hand behind his head. "Dammit, I can't be fired from this fic," Brendan thought. "We've only been here for a few hours, it's four in the afternoon, and we'll have plenty of time to leave here before nightfall," he said while pulling out sunglasses. "Now don't blink…" he said. Instantly, a huge red flash came out of no where, and Brendan took his sunglasses up, and put them back in his pocket.
"Chapter 4 only exists in stories, not real life," he said. "May, you were at the part where you said that you were going to kick the kid in the nuts," he finished. May then realized that she was still holding on to the kid."
"Yeah," she said while the anger was coming back to her. "Get us out of here, or I'll kick you in the nuts," she said.
"Okay, okay," the kid said while passing Brendan. "Follow me."
"We already passed this part," Brendan said.
"Look kid," he said to him. "I don't want to get kicked in the nuts, so I'm going to be honest here. But if you did pass the place, you guys didn't see the tunnel, and a sign saying exit?"
"Nope," May and Brendan said in unison.
"You guys are hopeless," the kid said. "Follow me," he said while signaling them to follow him. After another five minutes later, he pointed to the sign that said EXIT in big red letters.
"Thanks kid," Brendan said while turning to leave.
"So, because I pointed you and your boyfriend out to safety, can I tap that ass," he asked May with a grin. May looked at him, and punched him hard in the face. The kid fell instantly, and was knocked out cold with a nosebleed.
"NO, I DON'T HAVE A FOOT FUNGUS!" May yelled at him. Brendan stared at May in deep confusion…
"Don't worry about that," May said while closing her eyes and smiling at Brendan.
"Okay then," Brendan said as he looked to his right. "Hey look, a tree that looks like it can be cut down," Brendan said while going up to it. "Let's climb over it," he said while jumping over the tree.
"I'll just wait for you again," May said while looking at the exit so they don't forget it. May was about to leave after a few minutes, but Brendan came flying over the tree.
"I gave you some stuff, and that gives you to touch me like that," a female voice yelled from the other side of the little tree. The girl had on a white button on shirt, dark brown hair that was messy, and brown eyes as well.
"What happened," May asked Brendan like a mother asking her son what did he do to the teacher at school.
"I decided to be nice to that boy over there, and gave him a Great Ball, an X Attack, Tiny Mushrooms, and a Miracle Seed, and that pervert went on and touched me…there," she yelled. "Then I punched him, dragged him to the tree, and threw him over it," she yelled.
"I'll take it from here," May said.
"Thank you," the girl yelled. "Be sure to kick his ass." She yelled.
"Don't worry, I will," May said. The girl turned around and left, then May stood him up, wiped the dirt and such off of his clothes, then turned and walked away. Brendan walked up to May in confusion.
"What, so no punches, kicks, yells, anything," Brendan asked.
"Hmm…" May said. "I don't need to hit you on a count on three reasons; one: she already kicked your ass, two: I can kick your ass anytime I wanted: and three, she needs to see that hair, she needs a stylist. She should thank Rayquaza that a guy is actually touching her," May said.
"I guess your right," Brendan said while they turned into the little tunnel. The other side was already visible from where they were at.
"Even if he's a complete loser like you are," May said while grinning. Brendan was too hurt to say his kick ass comeback, so he just held onto his cheek (where the girl punched him at) and they exited the small tunnel.
"Hello there children," an old woman said to them. The woman was in front of what looked like a mini-pharmacy. There were two berry trees right of the shop, so ignoring the old hag, Brendan took an Oran berry and some weird ass red berry that Brendan's never seen, so he took out his Pokedex to give him an analysis on this odd berry.
"Cheri Berry," it said. "Number 1 on the Official Berrydex. Cheri Berries can heal Pokemon that have been paralyzed in battle." It finished.
"Hmm..."Brendan said while thinking. "Well, if a Pokemon of my gets paralyzed, then I guess I can use this." Brendan said while putting it in a container in his bag with his other berries.
"Pokemon Trainer are you," the old woman asked Brendan.
"Yeah, I am. Why?" Brendan asked while putting the Berry Container back into his bag.
"Well, I have an old Potion in my backyard if you want one," she said while pointing to her backyard. Young lady, may I show you something," the woman asked May.
"Sure, why not," May said while following the woman into the shop. Brendan went into the backyard, and May headed inside the shop like place. It had a lot of beautiful flowers, plants, a blue pail shaped like some weird water Pokemon, and some weird ass berry that the woman handed May along with the odd pail.
"I'd like you to have this Wailmer Pail," she started. "It's an item that helps you grow berries quicker. And I also want you to have this Rawst Berry," she said. "I think I can trust things as wonderful as berries to women such as yourself, and not crusty boys who don't even know the true beauty of them, just pick them and let their Pokemon use them in battle. They also take out their little, red Pokedex thingy's and get information on them without doing real research" she said. May did a false laugh and pulled out her Pokedex after receiving the berry.
"Rawst Berry, Number 4 on the Official Berrydex," it said. "Rawst Berries can heal Pokemon who have been injured in battle." It finished. The old lady did the anime sweat drop, and stared at May in disbelief.
"So you're a stupid trainer too?" she asked.
"Nope, I'm a Pokemon Coordinator," May said while putting her hands on her hips. The old woman gave a hearty laugh, then put her hand on May's shoulder.
"And I'm raping Ash Ketchum," she said. Instantly, a voice in the back closet at the back of the store made a screaming noise, and a boy wearing a black and red hat with a green Pokeball symbol, messy black hair, and nothing else on (other that a napkin taped to his wing dang doodle) crashed out of a door and ran out of the shop screaming like a maniac along with a little Pikachu following him.
"I'm ffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" he yelled while going into the tunnel that lead him to the Petalburg Woods.
"Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Alright)," the Pikachu yelled while following him. The old woman stared at May with a kind of "Oh shit," look on her face.
"Um…she said while looking around and at May. "It isn't what you think…"
"Hey May," Brendan said while randomly coming inside. "I found a Potion in the backyard…"
"Brendan," she said while grabbing his hand. Brendan got the odd grin on his face and had some funny thoughts in his mind. "Let's get the hell out of here," May said softly and in fear.
"Okay, let's go then," Brendan said. May dragged Brendan all the way out of the place, and then Brendan was put in a Pokemon battle with a Lady…beating her instantly. Moving on, Brendan had another battle with some chick.
"My name is Haley, and I'm going to beat you in a Pokemon Battle," she said.
"Okay," Brendan said while getting ready to pull out Warrior's Pokeball…"
"No time," May said while dragging him away because she saw the old lady.
"May, I was about to be in the middle of a Pokemon battle…" he said in anger while they started to go on some bridge. It was a long time, but when they took the turn on the bridge, these two twin little girls stopped them and looked at them eerily. They both had black hair in the same odd fashion, a red bow on their hair, white dress's, and red shoes.
"We know that the old hag is coming for you," they said in unison. "We'll get her for you," said while walking past her and staring at the old lady coming up to the twins, but looked at Brendan and May.
"Look, it's not what you think," she said while trying to pass the twins to get to May. "Please move," she said to them. After she asked them that, they looked at each other, then pushed her off of the bridge!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO," she yelled while she was falling, falling, falling, into the pond.
"We've taken care of her," one of them said.
"Now battle us," said the other. May and Brendan just stared at each other, then pulled out two Pokeballs… (We're going to skip to the important part of the battle, but a quick overview; Brendan chose Horny, and May chose Beauty. Their battling the opponents of a Seedot and a Lotad Lotad, the Water Weed Pokemon. Lotad live in ponds and lakes, where they float across the surface. It grows weak if the broad leaf dies. On rare occasions, this Pokemon travels on land in search of clear water and the twins are getting whooped)
"Go Horny," Brendan yelled to his newest Pokemon. Heracross was ready for an attack. "Use Focus Punch on the Lotad thing," Brendan yelled. Heracross's fist became white, and punched the water weed Pokemon to one of the trainers.
"Seedot, use Nature Power," the other twin said. Seedot glowed yellow, and did a Giga Drain attack onto Wurmple.
"No Beauty," May said to her worm Pokemon. Wurmple had these little ball things come out of him, and it went to Seedot, and some went to Lotad. The Lotad stood on its feet, and grinned at May and Brendan.
"Now use Tackle," the twins ordered their Pokemon. "At the Wurmple," they said in unison. Now Wurmple was already getting jacked up by the twins, but as soon as they called the double team attack, well it seems as though it pissed it off or something, because it began to scream.
"Wurmple, use Poison Sting on those retarded plants," May said.
"Yeah, the retarded seed and weed…hey," Brendan said. "I have a Seedot. Don't joke her Seedot." Wurmple's mouth glowed white, and shot white little needle things at Lotad and Seedot. They looked nauseated, then just fell and held where each got stung.
"You can take them out Brendan," May said while grinning.
"Glad to," Brendan said. "Horny, use Mega Horn on those things." Brendan said Heracross's horn glowed white, made sure that both Pokemon were under his horn, and threw them over the horizon. The two girls shrieked, and ran after there Pokemon, and both of them dropping their purse. Brendan sneakily took about 192P when May wasn't looking.
"I saw you take the money," she said while putting a hand over her eyes and looking at the two Pokemon flying. Then a bunch of Taillows came to the weed and seed, and well, I'll let y'all guess what happened to them…
Honestly folks, I didn't like this chapter too much, especially with the old lady. If you liked it, that's your opinion, not mine. But please, R&R, and the next Chapter: Slowdown at Rustboro Gym.