Unknown Past

"I'm the king of the world!" Roy, barely the age of six shouted triumphantly on a stump.

"Get down from there Roy. It's lunch time!" His kindergarten teacher scolded.

"No way! Kings aren't suppose to have lunch now, they're suppose to be having an adventure!" He declared.

"If you don't get down, you won't get your chocolate cake!"

"Cheh, I don't need a chocolate cake. I am going to have an adventure!" The raven-haired boy scoffed and jumped down from his little stump and ran out to the open street without his teacher noticing.

"I am going to have an adventure, I am going to find big treasures, I am going to fight baddies, I am..." He looked around. "Lost. Uh-oh...kings aren't supposed to be lost."

"Whatcha doing?"

"Huh?" Roy turned his head and saw a little blond girl in front of him. A little pretty blond girl he might add.

"I said whatcha doing?" she repeated again.

"Ummm...I'm trying to find baddies so I can fight them! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

"There's no baddies around here." She answered curiously, wondering what he's really up to.

"Awww!! There's no baddies here?"

"Yup."

"Where am I anyway? Is this the land of oz?"

"No...this is earth."

Growl...

"Eh!" Roy peered down at his tummy and remembered the chocolate cake that was waiting for him. Too bad it wasn't with him now.

"Here." The girl fumbled around, and managed to pull out two rice balls from her pocket. "You want one?"

"Umm...mommy says I'm not supposed to eat anything from strangers..."

"Do I look like a stranger?"

"Yes? No? Maybe?...Not really..."

"Ok, then take one."

"Haha, okiee I'm hungry anyway. Thanks!"

The blond girl looked at Roy with an odd expression. "...You're weird."

"What does wee-rd mean?" He asked while munching on his rice ball.

"Um...it means...weird? My friends say it all the time. I think it means special." She answered.

"Well then, you're weird too! And you know what? I like you! Want to be my queen and marry me?" He smiled, taking another bite out of his rice ball.

"..."

"Well? Wanna get married?"

"...to you?"

"Yup! And we can have many adventures together!"

"...No."

"Dehh!! Why not? I'm handsome!" Roy cried, flashing his all-star pose.

"But I don't love you! Mamma says I have to marry a person I love most. And now, the person I love the most is daddy!"

"Well, let's make a promise. If you ever love me the most you hafta marry me." He said holding out his pinky. "Pinky swear?"

"Hmm...alright, pinky swear."

"Yay!! Oh I just remembered, I need to get back."

"Back where?"

"Back to my school! Can you help me?"

"Ok, where's your school?"

"...I don't know."

Present Day

"Rizaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Can you get me a rice ball?" Roy Mustang, now in the early thirties, called.

"This is your third rice ball colonel." Riza Hawkeye said disapprovingly. "I don't get why you like rice balls so much."

"Haha, I don't know either. Ever since I had that fever when I was just six years old, I found myself in love with rice balls. I wondered what happened before I had the fever..."

"……"

"Say Hawkeye..." Roy trailed off randomly, inspecting Riza from head to toe. "You have a boyfriend?"

"..."

"I'm just joking Hawkeye haha. Jeez, you don't have to give me that look."

"...I can't believe you're that idiot..."

TBC

Hahaha...longest one shot I had ever written. Enjoy :) Got this idea from Milk Crown, to all those that know the manga. Ciao for now.