Chapter XIII: Brawly Battle pt. 2 +More
The mummy like figure popped out of the shadows, and Muddy was standing beside the greeter. Mudkip had most of the bandages on its face, only it's eyes and mouth were visible because there were holes where they were at.
"Mudkip mud (hey y'all)!" Mudkip yelled as he came down beside Brendan.
"Machoke, choke (Kyogre, I hated that song)," Machoke said while putting his hand onto his forehead and closing his eyes.
"Muddy," Brendan said while hugging his Pokemon. "So are you really going to battle for me?" Brendan asked with tears in his eyes. Mudkip nodded its head, jumped out of Brendan's arms, and faced Machoke.
"Go Muddy," Brendan said. "Move to the geyser to your right," Brendan said. Mudkip jumped to his right, then the ground started to rumble as the geyser that Brendan moved him too shot out, and Mudkip rode the geyser.
"Kip mud Muuud (cowabunga)!" Mudkip yelled.
"Alright, now straiten your arms and legs, and use Tackle." Brendan yelled. Mudkip straitened its arms and legs, and fell quickly to Machoke.
"Quick Machoke, move out of the way and grab Mudkip," Brawly yelled.
"Muddy, when you get close to Machoke, slap him with your tail as hard as you can," Brendan said. Oddly, Mudkip's tail glowed white, then when it got in range of Machoke, it slapped him with his tail.
"What was that," Brendan asked.
"That was Mudkip's Iron Tail attack," the greeter said. "Iron Tail is an attack that has a Pokemon attack with a it's tail as hard as rock, for more experienced Pokemon, hard as diamond," he said.
Alright Mudkip," Brendan yelled. Machoke stood up shakily, but then fell down in both the pain from the Iron Tail attack, poison from Heracross's Toxic attack, and exhaustion from battling 6 Pokemon battles in a row, winning the first five battles.
"Great job Machoke," Brawly said while returning his Pokemon. "You did such a wonderful job, you deserve a good rest." Then he got another Pokeball and pulled it out. "I chose you, Makuhita," he said while throwing his Pokeball out. Out came a very odd yellow and black Pokemon that had what looked like natural black punching gloves. It had a knot on top of its head, was about a head taller than Mudkip, and it's eyes were closed as it smiled to Brendan and Muddy. Brendan pulled out his Pokedex to give him more info on this odd Pokemon.
"If Mudkip didn't arrive, you'd be in the Pokemon Center crying like a baby right now," it said.
"Must I tell you to shut the hell up and tell me more on my Pokemon," Brendan said in slight anger.
"Dumbass," it said. "Makuhita, the Guts Pokemon. Makuhita has a tireless-it will never give up hope. It eats a lot of food, gets plenty of sleep, and trains very rigorously. By living that way, this Pokemon packs its body with energy." It said. After its entry, Brendan put up his Pokedex before it said something else smart, and glared at Makuhita.
"Alright Muddy," Brendan said. "If you win this one, we go home with our second badge," he said.
"Actually, you go to the Pokemon Center with your second badge; you're not going home 'till awhile Brendan," May corrected him from the stands.
"So how come you're so quiet," he asked while turning to her.
"Because I'm watching the battle, duh," she said while rolling her eyes. Brendan faced the battlefield once again, and was ready to go.
"I propose that we have an all Pokemon battle," Brawly said.
"What's that supposed to mean," Brendan asked.
"The Pokemon will temporarily battle on their own, and test their strengths by single battling, and the trainers just watch and encourage, but not command," he said. "All gym leaders do it…"
"Roxanne didn't," Brendan said.
"Was it because May was there, and she staked that if you lost, she got to sleep with her," Brawly asked Brendan in a dull way.
"Yeah, she did. Why?" Brendan asked.
"She always does," Brawly said. "Have a hot girl there watching or battling her, and she'll stake to sleep with her. Then she doesn't think straightly, and her battling sucks, and she only won twice when it came to her stupid stakes," Brawly said.
"Stupid lesbo," everyone in the arena, including the judge said. They all laughed, and then turned to their Pokemon for the battle.
"Okay Makuhita, you can do it," Brawly said.
"Whoop some ass Muddy," Brendan said. The two Pokemon nodded their heads to their trainers, and then faced each other. After a moment of staring, in unison, a geyser shot Makuhita up from the ground, and Muddy did Water Gun onto the ground and the two shot up into the air. Makuhita jumped off the geyser and Arm Thrusted Muddy to the ground. Mudkip flipped, and landed on its feet. Muddy and Makuhita sensed that another geyser was coming, so they both rushed for the hole. Muddy went to one and thought it was it, but while the ground was rumbling, the hole that Makuhita went to shot up. He fell straight down, and straightened his legs and feet so he could fall faster. But since it was so fat, it was falling down slower than Machoke did.
"Your Pokemon's to fat to fall quickly Brawly," Brendan said. "So it's not gonna connect so well. Mudkip jumped back, and as Makuhita fell, before it hit the ground, Muddy released a Water Gun the Guts Pokemon. It hit, and Makuhita flew all the way over to the left side of the gym.
"Er…commands back," Brawly said. "Makuhita, Focus Energy," Brawly yelled. Makuhita turned red, and then turned back to normal in a matter of a few seconds.
"Mudkip, use a Take Down," Brendan yelled. Mudkip turned yellow, then ran over to Makuhita and slammed right into him, ruining his focus.
"Makuhita, Body Slam it," Brawly yelled. Makuhita ran up to Mudkip, and was going to body slam it.
"Muddy, use Protect," Brendan yelled. Mudkip's eyes turned green, and then a thin green barrier came up from above him. Makuhita slammed into the barrier, and Mudkip slipped from under it. "Now, Double Edge," Brendan said. The barrier fell, Makuhita fell to the ground, and while he was out, Muddy slammed right into him, hurting himself as well. After Makuhita got up, it got a look of anger on its face, real anger. It growled, and growled, and then it started to turn white all over.
"What's happening," May asked from the stands.
"Nature's taking its course dude," Brawly said while smiling. All of a sudden, Makuhita grew taller, changed form, and when it stopped, lord, a freaky brown, black and yellow Pokemon emerged. The thing was fat, had three large fingers on each hand, and was now way taller than Mudkip, but a head shorter than Brawly now. May pulled out her Pokedex as Brendan feared too much to do so at the moment.
"Hariyama, the Arm Thrust Pokemon. Hariyama is the evolved form of Makuhita. Hariyama's body may appear fat, but it is actually a hunk of solid muscle. If this Pokemon bears down and tightens all of its muscles, then its body becomes as hard as rock," her Pokedex said. May put the Pokedex away, and looked at the Hariyama in slight fear.
"That thing still looks like a big fat pig," she thought to herself.
"That thing is a real fatty," Brendan said.
"Did you not just hear your stupid Pokedex dude," Brawly said. "It's all muscles baby," he said angrily. "So Hariyama, finish that little mummified twerp and Arm Thrust it," he yelled. Hariyama ran up to Mudkip, and shoved him hard with its elbows. Brendan had to think up of something.
"Wait a minute," Brendan said. "I got it! Muddy, run around Hariyama in circles." He said. Mudkip obeyed without question, and started to run around his giant opponent.
"Hariyama, all Mudkip is is a wave." Brawly started. "So just smack that pest away dude, using surfing instincts," Brawly said. Hariyama sat down and closed his eyes, then after a while, he went in to slap Muddy. Luckily, Brendan's tiny Pokemon was quick enough to dodge the hand in time.
"Your Pokemon's still too slow Brawly," Brendan said while grinning.
"You're right," Brawly said. "So Hariyama, step on it," he said. Mudkip stopped after Brawly's words, then Hariyama stomped its big foot on Muddy's back
"MMMMUUUUUUDDDDDKKKIIIIIIIIIIP (get the hell off of meee)!" his Pokemon yelled.
"Muddy," Brendan shouted.
"Now Body Slam it," Brawly grinned. Hariyama jumped into the air, and was about to slam on top of Mudkip, when all of a sudden, Mudkip stood up, and lifted Hariyama on its back!
"Woah," Brendan said while pulling out his Pokedex. "How's Mudkip so strong? That Hariyama's like more than 500 pounds," he said.
"On land, Mudkip can lift boulders as much as 650 lbs by planting its four feet and heaving. If in battle, Mudkip can presume its natural ability by doing it to certain Pokemon." His Pokedex said. Brendan pocketed his Pokedex, and then he looked on to Mudkip and his strength.
"Wow, I never knew that Mudkip was so strong," May said while looking at Mudkip in awe.
"Remarkable," the greeter said.
"My Mudkip can lift that fat ass Pokemon of yours any day Brawly," Brendan said. "So Mudkip, throw that hunk of fat behind you," Brendan said. Mudkip threw Hariyama off his back, and just like Brendan thought, a geyser shot up and Hariyama was caught in it. After a few seconds, it stopped, and Hariyama fell onto it's trainer loudly. While there was still some smoke, Brawly dug into his pocket, and pulled out an orange and red bottle…
"Great job Mudkip," May said from the stands.
"Mudkip (it was nothing)!" Mudkip yelled to May. All of a sudden, a large fat thing emerged from the shadows.
"Seismic Toss," Brawly said as the smoke cleared from him. Hariyama grabbed Mudkip from behind, and jumped into the air with much force. So much force, he broke though the gym's roof, and shot out into the night sky. It was almost like this fat thing was flying. Muddy's bandages were coming off slightly, and he was squirming in Hariyama's arms.
"Mud mudkip, Mudkip Mud (Why are you doing this)?" Mudkip asked.
"Harry, Hariya, Hariyama (Because master told me to)." Hariyama answered.
"Mudkip (Know this)," Mudkip said. "Mudkip, Mudkip, kip, mud mud (I will stop you, no matter what)," Mudkip said angrily.
"Hariyama, Hariyama, yama, yama, hairy (How could a weakling like you take a big guy like me out)?" Hariyama asked mockingly. Mudkip's bandages fell off completely. Three huge scratch marks were still in place on where Larion scratched him. He looked up to Hariyama, then Mudkip began to turn white all over…
Back in the gym, May and the greeter were having tea, the judge just sat there looking emotionless like all Pokemon judges do, and Brawly and Brendan were staring down at each other.
"My Pokemon's probably winning," Brendan said. "Probably found a way to beat your fat ass any way," he said.
"My Pokemon is not fat," Brawly said angrily. "And besides, at least my Pokemon isn't a mummified freak!" he yelled.
"Brendan, he got you there," May said while following up by sipping some tea.
"Well your Pokemon's gonna become mummified by time the battle's over you punk," Brendan shouted.
"Kiss my ass dude," Brawly said.
"Suck my…" Brendan started. But all of a sudden, a brown, yellow, black, orange, and teal blur crashed down on the gym. The teal and orange blur was on right of the brown, yellow, and black one, but a lot of smoke filled the arena after the crash. About 2 minutes later, the smoke cleared completely, and two Pokemon were glaring at each other. The first one was Hariyama, but the second one was different. It was pretty short, had a orange stomach, orange cheeks with points coming out of them, orange eyes, two tails pointing to opposite directions, and was teal on the rest of him. Brendan pulled out his Pokedex to see what was up.
"Marshtomp, the Mud fish Pokemon," it started. "Marshtomp is the evolved form of Mudkip. Marshtomp is much faster at traveling in mud than it is at swimming. This Pokemon's hindquarters exhibit obvious development, giving it the ability to walk on its hind legs," the Pokedex said.
"Good job Marshtomp," May said while clapping.
"Battles not done yet May," Brendan said while turning to her quickly, then back to the match. But the thing was, Marshtomp's face was almost completely healed; just a few scratch marks was all. The Pokemon stared at each other for another few minutes, and then Hariyama fell over onto its backside.
"Hariyama is unable to battle. The winner of this match is Brendan Maple fron Littleroot Town," the judge said. After his words, Marshtomp smiled and ran to Brendan.
"Alright Muddy," Brendan yelled. "You evolved, and we won our second badge," Brendan yelled in triumph.
"Marshtomp (Boo ya)!" Marshtomp yelled. Brawly walked up to Brendan and handed him a nice grey badge that had red at the bottom. The badge was in the form of a fist, having the red part be the thumb. Brendan was extremely happy at the moment.
"Here's your prize of victory Brendan," he said while handing him the badge. Then he duginto his pocket, and pulled out his wallet to hand Brendan 1800P. Then he handed him an orange CD that said "TM08 on it. "This is TMo8, Bulk up," he said. "Even though I didn't use it in our battle, TM08 is an attack that raises your Pokemon's attack and defense…" while Brawly was talking, some one busted into the gym with an angry expression. The guy had white/silver hair, along with silver/gray eyes. He was wearing a hiker attire, and he was holding up a video with a nakey lady on it.
"Brawly," he said while walking up to him. "I told you I wanted Shannon has a Negro Problem 14, this is Monique has a Czechoslovakian Guy Problem2. How can I enjoy wonderful porn out in the caves when you give me the wrong ta…" the guy stopped and looked around. He saw a horny greeter, an amazed Brendan, a shocked May, the judge ran to the bathroom to apply lotion on his legs (?), and Brawly just smiled and closed his eyes.
"Whoops, my bad Steven." He said. "I just saw that each of them have specific problem, I don't even have Shannon's problem 14," he said.
"You're retarded." Steven said while shaking his head.
"Wait a minute," Brendan said while looking up at Steven. "So they made Shannon has a Negro Problem 14? Dude, I only saw 1 though 6," Brendan said.
"Really," Steven asked. "Oh man, you just have to see number 10, Shannon goes and…" Steven said, but was cut off.
"BRENDAN!" May yelled while running to him. "Shut the hell up about stupid stuff like that. Isn't this the guy that you need to deliver that letter to," May asked angrily.
"Oh yeah, you're Steven Stone aren't you," Brendan asked while looking at him.
"Yup," Steven said while Brendan dug into his bag. After a few seconds, Brendan took out the letter that just said "Steven" on the envelope.
"Hmm…I wonder what dad wants," Steven said while pocketing it. "Well, thanks for the letter," he said while digging into his other pocket. "Here," he said while pulling out a blue and silver CD and handing it to Brendan. "Here, you can have this; it's TM47, Steel Wing. Teach it to any flying Pokemon, they'll surely get the business," he said while smiling.
"Cool, thanks," Brendan said while putting this in his TM/HM pocket of his bag.
"So, are we going to go to Mr. Briney's tomorrow to move on to Slateport City," May asked.
"Yup," Brendan replied. "We'll ask the old geezer to give us a lift to Slateport," he said while all three left the gym. They said their goodbyes to the greeter and Brawly, and they all went inside Steven's car.
"May you give us a lift to the Pokemon Centre," May asked Steven politely.
"Sure, if you just stop kissing my ass like that," Steven replied.
"Whatever, bitch," May answered.
"That's more like it," he said as he revved up his car engine.
"So Steven," Brendan said. "Could you tell me more on what Shannon did in number 10," he asked. May rolled her eyes, and Steven started talking to Brendan about the stupid tape…
Another Chapter down folks. Sorry that they didn't go back to Granite Cave to find Steven, but I personally liked the part with the tapes, and I didn't want them going back there. Sorry this Chappie wasn't as long as my other ones (especially chap. 3, mess had more than 5000 words). In the next chapter, the duo heads on to Slateport City, and more Team Aqua and Magma troubles. Thank you 4 reading.