Chapter XIV: The Unwanted Guest on Briney's Boat

The next day, May and Brendan got ready and such, and headed out of their room. May and Brendan left their Pokeballs with Nurse Joy overnight, and before they checked out to leave, they needed to get them first.

"Say it May," Brendan said arrogantly as they headed to the main lobby of the Pokemon Centre.

"I'm not going to listen to your stupid, immature actions, Brendan," May told Brendan in a pissed way.

"I won't leave you alone until you do." Brendan said while grinning to her with his eyes closed.

"Bite me," May said while looking away and closing her eyes as well.

"Okay," Brendan said while grabbing her arm and nibbling it.

"I didn't mean literally you idiot," she said while slapping him off. "Great, now I have all this saliva on my arm," she said while bending down to Brendan's body and whipping the spit on his shirt. A few minutes later, the two made it to the lobby to get their Pokemon.

"So you're leaving Dewford Town huh," Nurse Joy asked while handing the two their separate trays off Pokemon.

"Yup," Brendan said while the two were putting their Pokemon on their belts. "Now we're going to Slateport City to the Battle Tent."

"And is the young woman going to participate in the Slateport City Pokemon Contest," Nurse Joy asked.

"Pokemon Contest," May asked. "But didn't they knock down Pokemon Contests for Battle Tents," she said in confusion.

"Well, I have an older sister in Slateport City," Nurse Joy said. "She tells me of all the Pokemon Contests and Battle Tent matches she judges there," Nurse Joy said. "So the two of you have your own missions in Slateport huh," she said.

"Yeah," Brendan said. "And now I have to sit on my ass and watch May spin in tutus with her Pokemon," he said dully.

"Well, I have to sit on my ass and watch you get beat up by Pokemon Trainers everyday," May yelled. "So how do you think I feel!"

"Well for a heads up," Nurse Joy said. "Pokemon Contests have a battle block, so you'll have to have good appearance and battling skills," she said.

"HA," Brendan said. "They could never take away Pokemon battling from anything. So how do Battle Tents work?" he asked.

"I don't know, I'll have to ask my sister later on," she said. Someone burst into the door with a little Shoomish in her arms.

"Well, you two take care, I have some business to take care of," Nurse Joy said.

"Goodbye," May said as the girl rushed to the counter where they were. The two headed out the door, and made their way o Briney's boat.

"Well May, you still have to say it," Brendan said while grinning.

"No," May simply said.

"Say it."

"No."

"Come on May, just say it!"

"Fine," May said. "Brendan, you're starter Pokemon is way stronger than mine because it evolved and defeated two very strong Pokemon in a row…"

"Even when," he said while enjoying every single moment of this.

"Even when it was supposed to stay in the Pokemon Centre longer." May said while now starting to grin mentally.

"Damn straight," Brendan said.

"Damn straight is right Brendan," May said while turning to him. "Since you made me do something I don't want to do, tell me if this hurts," she said. Before Brendan could question her, May's leg came up and kicked him right where, well, you know. Brendan howled in pain, then fell straight to the ground in pain holding his, you know what.

"What the hell was that for!" he yelled.

"I'll see at the ship," May said sweetly. May turned and walked away to the docks where Briney's ship was. After a few minutes, Brendan got up and ran to the boat.

"I'm going to chuck that stupid girl off the damn boat," he said while getting angrier by thinking of her. As soon as he got to the ship, he saw May sitting on the boat's ramp, shaking her head for some reason. Brendan ran up to her and grabbed her by the hair.

"You stupid…" he started.

"Let go of me," she said angrily. "Look, I didn't even kick you so hard, and as soon as you see who's boarding the ship with us, you'll lose all anger you have to me," she yelled.

"Whose else is on the ship other than you, me, and the old bag," Brendan asked.

"Sure Mr. Briney, I'll get the two kids from before," a voice that Brendan knew all too well. Getting off of the ship ramp, Seth Anderson was on his way off of the ship and smiled to the old geezer. As soon as he saw May and Brendan, his face turned sour, and he grabbed the ramp in attempt to leave them on the island.

"Never mind Mr. Briney," he yelled hastily while pulling up the ramp. "There on board right now, let's go," he yelled.

"Not so fast you liar," Brendan yelled while pulling out a Pokeball. "Go Muddy," he said while pulling out his Marshtomp. "Grab the boat and make sure it stays still," he said. Muddy jumped off the deck and held the boat with all the strength he had. "Go Horny," Brendan said. "Get May and take her to the ship," he said. Heracross grabbed May, and he flew her on board. Next, he grabbed Brendan, and flew him on board as well.

"You suck, you know that right," May said while looking at Seth.

"Yeah you jerk," Brendan said while Marshtomp jumped on board.

"Oh, so you are on board," Mr. Briney said while looking at the May and Brendan. "Well, I'll go start the boat then," he said while turning to the boat driving wheel thing. "Oh, and may you children reel in the anchor over there?" he asked while smiling. Brendan, Seth, and Marshtomp had to do the anime fall, and then stood up to glare at each other.

"You're retarded to tell Briney to start the damn boat with the anchor still at the bottom of the sea," Brendan yelled.

"Well, you didn't have to act so dramatic to get on the damn boat," Seth yelled to Brendan.

"You watch your mouth kid cause I'll kick your ass," Brendan yelled.

"Watch my mouth?" Seth yelled. "You're the one who just cursed, stupid!"

"I don't mean cursing, I mean disrespecting me, you punk!" Brendan shouted.

"Look who's talking, bitch," Seth yelled to Brendan.

"You wanna go punk!" Brendan yelled while taking off his backpack, put his Pokedex inside it, and then threw it aside.

"Bring it," Seth said while holding his fists up.

"I already brought it bitch," Brendan shouted. "I brought it to the kitchen, sat it down and ate it bitch," Brendan said while starting to attack him. Brendan and Seth were wrestling on the ground some, then they stood up, wrestled some more, then Seth slammed Brendan to the side of the edge of the boat. Brendan shifted the position, and slammed Seth on the edge. Then, they slammed their left sides to the edge, then they fell overboard! After the big slash, May just shrugged her shoulders, and went to real up the anchor, which wasn't so hard.

"Okay Mr. Briney," May said. "We're ready to set sail," she yelled to him.

"Okay then," Mr. Briney said. He started his ship, and they began to move. Brendan and Seth were still wrestling in the water (they didn't punch at all for some reason), but when they noticed that Briney's boat was about 3 feet from them, they started swimming towards it. May just sat on a bench near the edge of the boat, and enjoyed the two have a little "who can swim the fastest" race towards the boat.

"Ha," May said silently. "This is a nice Kodak moment," she said while pulling out a camera from Brendan's bag.

"What's the idiot Brendan doing," Brendan's Pokedex asked from inside. "Record this; I'm also a camera, I wanna record this for future generations," it said. May dug into Brendan's backpack, pulled out his Pokedex and pointed it to the two wrestling and swimming at the same time. "Retards, but I'll admit, that guy Brendan's fighting with is pretty cute," it said.

"Don't get your hopes up," May said. "Yeah he's cute, but he has no game at all."

"Ooh, no game, then I changed my mind," Jessica (it's name for all who forgot) said. After another 5 minutes or so, Seth's Dustox and Brendan's Heracross flew the two to the boat. May brought towels to the two idiots, and after they dried off, they let their clothes dry in their rooms and they went to go put on their PJ's. Brendan's consisted of a black wife beater, and red shorts with a black Pokeball symbol on the bottom left of shorts. He rung out his headband, and continued to wear it. Seth just had long green pants with a two white Pokeball symbols on each butt cheek, and no shirt. What Brendan secretly envied on Seth was he had a nice visible six pack, and his arms had more muscles than Brendan (although he didn't have as much muscles as a body builder). And Brendan was just skinny.

"Hmm…" Seth said. "Thanks to you, I got to swim with the idiots." He grinned.

"If you hadn't pissed me off, we'd still be wearing our day clothes," Brendan said angrily to him.

"If you hadn't started the damn fight, we wouldn't have been in this predicament," Seth yelled.

"I didn't start the fight, you did," Brendan yelled.

"Actually Brendan," May said while speaking up. "What I saw was you attacking Seth after you said that you brought it, set it on the table and ate it," May said while grinning to him.

"See, I told you you started it, you dunce." Seth said.

"But Seth," May said. "You started this entire ordeal, by trying to have Mr. Briney go without us," she said while glaring at him.

"HA!" Brendan yelled to Seth while grinning.

"Well, I bet you don't have these," he said while digging into his tote bag and pulling out an Xbox game case. In the game case, he opened it, and showed off the same two badges Brendan had. "What do you think; I beat Brawly yesterday, and Roxanne a few weeks ago," he said.

"So did I," Brendan said. "I on my way to Mauville City for my third badge," he said.

"After we stop at Slateport City for the special delivery, and my Pokemon Contest!" May said excitedly.

"Yeah, sure," Brendan said while thinking about the Battle Tent.

"Pokemon Contest huh," Seth said while sitting down and resting his arm on a nearby table, revealing a single armpit hair poking out. Brendan's head and an eye twitched then looked normal. May noticed this, and made an evil plan on Brendan.

"Yeah," she said. "I wanted to join it. A lot of guys think that that's sissy, and I think that any guy who does them is hot," she said while looking as innocent as she possibly could, but was addressing to what Brendan said a while back...

Flashback

This is when May and Brendan were going to the south backwards journey to Mr. Briney's cottage. This is when the little kid kissed Slakoth's ass, and was guiding them to the exit.

"Well, congratulations on your first badge Brendan," May said while smiling. "And thank you for saving me from that lesbo," she said.

"A lesbo," the little kid asked. "Who was she, was she hot?" he asked.

"To tell you the truth, Roxanne didn't look half bad." Brendan answered.

"I mean, hot enough to bang her hot," the kid asked. Brendan looked at May, then bent over to the kid and told him something. When he got up, he grinned and the kid started laughing.

"Oh, you are wrong Brendan," May said as the kid continued to laugh.

"Hmm…oh, I don't want to bang Roxanne, I just told the kid on what she would have done to you if I lost." Brendan said. Then the kid fell onto the ground and started to laugh.

"Oh man," he breathed out. "I'd prefer to go in a Pokemon Contest," he breathed out.

"Ha, I probably would too," Brendan said while grinning.

"What's that supposed to mean," May screamed at them.

"Well, Pokemon Contests are pretty sissy," he said.

"I know, I mean, who would be so absolutely stupid to compete in something where Pokemon where tutus and dance on stage," the little kid asked. Brendan and the kid looked at each other, then fell on the ground laughing. May just sulked, and turned around to walk away from the assholes…

End Flashback

"Sexy huh," Seth said while putting his hand on his chin. "Uh…matter a fact, I was thinking of entering one of my Pokemon to a contest," he said while smiling.

"In that case, you're sexy…literally," she said while checking out his muscles. "You're ripped…"

"Yeah what did you have for breakfast, steroids," Brendan asked while closing his eyes.

"No, your mom," he said.

"That was the most whack your momma joke, ever," Brendan said while looking at him.

"Whatever," Seth just said. "But I don't need to eat steroids, since you've seen me without a shirt, you'll probably be doing that for the rest of your life," he said while grinning. May oohed at Brendan, and he just shook it off.

"No, I don't need, or want to be a muscled freak like you," Brendan said. "Besides, if a guy takes steroids, it shrinks your dink, and since you look like you take them, who can say 1 micrometer," he said while looking away. May oohed to Seth, and he just snorted.

"Well, if mines one micrometer, that's still bigger than you'll ever have," he said. "I mean, come on, I bet you May has bigger balls than you," he said while grinning. May couldn't help but to laugh, and fell from the couch she was on beside Brendan. Brendan was trying to say something over May's obnoxious laughing, but this was an international sign saying that you got told. Even Mr. Briney was laughing from the driving part of the ship, as he overheard their conversation.

"Yeah, I was joking you too May," he said while looking over at her. Now it was Brendan's turn to laugh, as May stopped laughing and glared at Seth. Brendan was laughing, and Mr. Briney was oohing. May had no comebacks, so she just shut up for now.

"Bastard," she said under her breath while sitting up on the chair.

"So," Seth said.

"What," Brendan said.

"Chicken butt," May said while starting to laugh again. She laughed for a short bit, because she saw Brendan and Seth staring at her and shaking their heads.

"No," Brendan said. "Just…just stop, right now," he said. Once again, May shuted up. "Well, since there's no more jokes to hand around," Brendan said.

"And I won the joking session," Seth replied. Brendan looked at him dully, then continued.

"Let's pull out our Pokemon," May said. Everyone just stared at each other for a bit, then just shrugged and pulled out their Pokeballs.

"Go Gecko, Wormy, Weedy, Loudy, and Punchy," Seth said while pulling out some Pokemon. Seth pulled out a (in nicknamed order) a dark green gecko thing with an orange stomach and bottom of chin. It also had leafs on its forearms, his Dustox, a light green thing that looked like a bigger Lotad, a Whismur, and a Makuhita. Brendan pulled out his Pokedex (from his bag) to check out the gecko, Dustox, and the big Lotad.

"Grovyle, the Wood Gecko Pokemon," it started. "Grovyle is the evolved form of Treeko. This Pokemon adeptly flies from branch to branch in trees. In a forest, no Pokemon can ever hope of catching a fleeing Grovyle, no matter how fast they may be." His Pokedex said.

"Now, tell me more on Dustox," Brendan said while moving his Pokedex to the moth like Pokemon.

"Don't tell me what to do, I'm not your bitch you know," it said in a pissed way.

"Just do it, stupid," Brendan said.

"You're the one who's stupid if you argue with a device," Seth said.

"Exactly what I said," Jessica said.

"No you didn't," Brendan said. The Pokedex sighed, then started to talk more on Dustox.

"Dustox, the Poison Moth Pokemon. Dustox are the evolved form of Cascoon. When a Dustox flaps its wings, a fine dust is scattered all over. The dust is actually a powerful poison that will even make a pro wrestler sick. This Pokemon searches for food using it's antenna like radar," the Pokedex said.

"Now, tell me about…"

"No, shut the hell up, I'm not going to listen to you." The Pokedex said angrily. "What am I, some cheap machine that you just tell what to do whenever you want," the Pokedex asked.

"Technically, yeah," Brendan said.

"The idiot has a point," Seth said while nodding.

"Well, sorry to admit it Jessica," May said. "But you are." The Pokedex was silent for a moment, and then Brendan turned his Pokedex to the light green Pokemon.

"Oh well," the Pokedex said. "Lombre, the Jolly Pokemon. Lombre is the evolved form of Lotad…"

"I knew it!" Brendan shouted.

"Shut up stupid," it said sternly. "Now, I think I was at the part where…oh yeah. Lombre's entire body is covered by a slippery, slimy film. It feels horribly unpleasant to be touched by this Pokemon's hands. This Pokemon is often mistaken for a human child." It said. After everyone got a bunch of Pokedex entries for the load of Pokemon, all the Pokemon went to go play. Seth told them all about his travels, and vice versa.

"And then, I saw some crazy guy run in his birthday suit around the forest with some yellow rat at his side," Seth said while talking to them about what happened to him in the middle of the Petalburg Woods.

"Oh you saw him too?" Brendan asked. "Man, I was in some woman's backyard, and I saw him rush out to the woods," Brendan said.

"Well, the woman told me that she was raping Ash Ketchum in a sarcastic way after I told her I want to become a Pokemon Coordinator, so that must have been the kids name," May said while shivering in the memory of the woman. They continued on for a while, and then Seth burst out laughing when May and Brendan were talking.

"So wait," he said. "So the kid actually grabbed your Slakoth's ass," he asked while turning to Brendan's Slakoth who was sleeping with Seth's Makuhita.

"Yup," Brendan said. "And after that I had to give him 100P, to eat!" Brendan interjected. The three travelers had a nice laugh.

"We'll be at Route 109 beach in a few short hours," Mr. Briney yelled to them.

"How much is short," Brendan asked him.

"Well, right now we're almost at Route 108, so about 12 hours exactly," he said. Everyone, including the Pokemon (the ones who were awake), did the anime fall, then looked up to Mr. Briney.

"How's that short," May asked.

"I don't know, ask Seth on how 1 micrometer is long," Mr. Briney replied. Everyone oohed at Seth, and then he jus shook his head.

"Yeah, whatever you old hag,'' he said.

"No comeback," May said.

"So Seth, how'd you come on board by the way?" Brendan asked.

"Oh, I just kept the old man company for a while in Dewford, and he wanted to repay my by giving me a lift." He said.

"So how did you get to Dewford in the first place," May asked.

"Lombre of course," he said while pointing to his Jolly Pokemon. "Oh course, Lombre was nothing but a Lotad back when she swam me to Dewford, right Lombre?" he asked.

"Lombre, lomb (Sure did)," Lombre replied…

After another few hours (not the full 12), May, Brendan, and Seth ate some dinner, and went to sleep after sunset. Mr. Briney made it to the Route 109's beach at about 4 in the morning, then put the anchor down himself, and since the other kids were asleep…

"Hell, I should go to sleep too," he said while going to his chair to sleep. But Brendan actually wasn't asleep; he laid on his back and was doing some thinking.

"I actually got along with Seth today," Brendan thought in shock. "I was in cahoots with the enemy! Man, my dad wouldn't like this one bit," he thought. "Well, I'll try to get some sleep, but I've got to get a reality check…" he thought as he slowly drifted to sleep.

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Another Chappie folks. I'm glad you guys like my story, and I'm going to work at this story a lot more, since it has the most reviews, and almost everyone likes it (except one person who reviewed, won't say names). But if you guys want me to work my ass off some more, then review me to keep going (or tell me to stop if you hate it, me, and want to burn the story and my pool). Sorry, just hyper at the moment, but you know what to do, so review!