Chapter XV: Aqua Magma's Rocket
Seth and May woke up at about 10 o'clock the next morning. May brushed her teeth and all, and Seth allowed her to use the bathroom first. But, he soon regretted this, on account of May taking an hour and 30 minutes to complete.
"Damn, girls take forever in the restroom," he said while shaking his head. "Gosh, I think my moms cat could have a quicker shower than this." He said.
"Well now you know what I have to put up with," Brendan said while sitting down beside him.
"What, you wait this long for her to shower," he asked.
"In Pokemon Centre's, and this travel shower she made me buy at a Pokemart down in Rustboro City," he said.
"Wow, I'd hate being you," Seth said while shaking his head.
"Yeah, I hate being me myself," Brendan said. The two looked at each other, and then just burst out laughing. Afterwards, they looked at each other.
"You know what," Seth said silently.
"What is it," Brendan asked.
"I can't take this," Seth said loudly. "I mean…it's just not us to get along unless we're under a temporary agreement or something, and I doubt that'll happen too."
"Yeah you're right," Brendan said. "So, still a punk," Brendan said while offering a hand.
"Still a bitch," Seth asked while shaking Brendan's hand.
"A big one," Brendan said while shaking his hand as well. After the little agreement, the two stopped shaking hands, and looked at each other.
"Asshole," Seth said.
"Punk," Brendan yelled.
"You wanna go," Seth said as they started to wrestle (again). The only difference this time was that the two fell onto the ground while wrestling. May came out, and saw the two wrestling.
"I'm out of the bathroom," May yelled over them while grinning because they were stupid enough not to see what was behind them. The two boys looked at each other, then grabbed their towels, and rushed to the bathroom.
"Me first, punk," Seth said while they made it to the door.
"Who cares, you snooze you lose," Brendan said.
"But I woke up before you," Seth said while they stopped wrestling for a second. But as if on quo, Brendan and Seth started wrestling again. This time, Brendan bent over and licked the doorknob to the bathroom.
"Ha, sucker," Brendan said. Mr. Briney came to the two boys and shook his head.
"You know there's a boy's bathroom down the hallway, right," he asked while pointing to a bathroom that said in big blue letters "Gentleman." The two trainers did the anime sweat drop, and then stared at each other. "And, that girls bathroom door had a bunch of young women not washing their hands after using the restroom, and you know what they have to do after they piss, right," he asked while looking at Brendan. Brendan looked to the ground at first, then got a slow look of disgust. Afterwards, he started wiping his tongue with the bottom of his wife beater.
"Hmm…stupid," Seth said while grabbing his towel, clothes, and went inside the guy's restroom. Brendan decided to go into the girl's bathroom for use since no one would see, plus who in the world would care. During his shower, Brendan knew that no one else would know, so he started singing one of his favorite songs…
"Give it to me baby," Brendan yelled out loud. "Ahuh Ahuh," he yelled. "Give to me baby," he screamed again. Then he went for it… "And all the girlys said I'm pretty fly for a white guy!" he yelled. After Brendan showered and all, he came out and saw May holding her Pokedex and grinning.
"Got it all on Pokedex," she said while grinning.
"Hey, what are you doing," Brendan asked hastily.
"Well, I recorded you fight Seth yesterday on your Pokedex after Jessica told me that she could also record videos like some cell phones are doing now a days," May said while grinning. "And I had my Pokedex record you going in the girls bathroom, I heard you singing Pretty Fly for a White Guy, and I saw you walk out for proof," she said while pressing play on it. Then, Brendan's voice came out of the contraption singing Pretty Fly for a White Guy, just as he was in the shower.
"See, you can add some really nifty stuff to this Pokedex," May said.
"BUT MINE TOLD YOU IT COULD DO THAT!" Brendan yelled in anger and embarrassment. "Now, give me your Pokedex, or at least delete the damn thing," Brendan said while attempting to grab it.
"No," May yelled to him.
"Give it," he yelled while grabbing her arms.
"Or what, you'll poke me with little Jimmy," May said.
"Jimmy," Brendan asked confusedly.
"Oh yeah, all guys have a Jimmy, and you won't poke me with it," she said while they went at it.
"No, I'll stick it inside you," Brendan yelled.
"You pervert," May yelled while trying to kick Brendan's you know where. When she went for a straight leg kick, Brendan moved his waste to dodge the foot, then he used his foot to trip May from the back of her leg that was already up. She was falling to her backside, but she brought Brendan down with her. After the fall and thud, Brendan and May realized that Brendan was right on top of May, that way. They stared at each other for a moment, Brendan looking into May's sapphire eyes…
"Can you guys get a room, I want to walk out a restroom and see a rug without a girl with a bigger Jimmy than the guy she's under on it." Seth said while he was drying his wet hair with his towel and walking away. May pushed Brendan off as he attempted to move himself, then the two just shook off the memory, then headed to Mr. Briney in the driving quarters.
"Uh…Mr. Briney," Brendan said while poking him awake.
"Huh," the old man grunted.
"Uh…May and I are going to head on out to Slateport City," Brendan told him.
"Alright, just don't flash the people, and Secret Power sucks, and can kiss my saggy old ass," he said while turning to his side. May and Brendan just looked at him oddly, and then just turned to leave the ship.
"So we ready to go," Seth asked them while approaching the two.
"Yeah, lets head out," May said while pressing the button that set the ramp. May, Seth, and Brendan headed out the ship, and saw the large beach ahead of them.
"So, how much longer to Slateport City," Brendan asked.
"I don't know, but I'll part with you guys," he said.
"So, you'll be leaving us," May asked.
"Yeah," he said. "I'll meet up with you guys later. Brendan, you and I will battle next time we see each other," he said while pointing a finger to him.
"Whatever bitch, just go already," Brendan said while giving him the boot.
"Dumbass," he said while grinning and walking away from them to their left.
"Hmm…" Brendan said. "Come on, forget about him, let's go," Brendan said while motioning her to come on.
"But Brendan, a beach," May said while pointing him in the direction of the water.
"Yeah, and shoe," Brendan said while pointing to his shoe. "And sand," he said while picking some up, and letting it drop from his palms. "And…some beautiful woman walking up to us," Brendan said while motioning to a woman walking up to the two.
"Hi, my name's Johanna," she said. "I was wondering if you wanted to battle me really quick," she asked while pulling out a Pokeball.
"Sure, why not," Brendan said while pulling out his Pokeball.
"I'm sorry, but I meant the young lady beside you," she said while motioning to May.
"Well, you'll need to battle for Pokemon Contests anyway May," Brendan said while stepping aside. "I'm sure I'll find another battle somewhere else…"
"Wait," May said. "I was wondering…if you'd like to watch?" she asked him. Brendan smiled, and then sat down on the soft sand.
"Sure, I'm interested in seeing on what you'll do," Brendan said while looking at her.
"Well, here it goes," May said while pulling out a Pokeball. "Go Chaka, I chose you," she said while pulling Torchic out of its Pokeball.
"I chose you, Goldeen," Johanna said while pulling out some goldfish looking thing with a horn on its head and teal eyes.
"The hell is that thing," Brendan asked while pulling out his Pokedex.
"Goldeen, the Goldfish Pokemon," Jessica started. "Goldeen loves swimming wild and free in rivers and ponds. If one of these Pokemon is placed in an aquarium, it will shatter even the thickest glass with one ram of its horn and make its escape." It said.
"Well, here it goes," May said as she got ready for battle…
May won, and received about 1040P from Johanna (by luck; her Torchic kicked sand in Goldeen's face by mistake, and then it took advantage to scratch it). Brendan fought two trainers, a sailor and a tuber, but he only received 352P from the sailor, and 48P from the tuber. What a let down for him. A little girl gave May a Soft Sand, which increases the strength of Ground Pokemon. And some guy gave Brendan a six pack of Soda Pop in the Seashore House leading to the city.
"You can use Soda Pop like a Potion," the man said while they were inside. "It restores about, 60HP to your Pokemon in need," he said. "I have a lot more bottles, their just 300P each," he said. May pulled out her wallet, and rubbed it to Brendan's face.
"Well, it just so happens that I received more than 1000P today sir," she said while grinning. "And I'll just take about, oh, 3 six packs of them please," she said while pulling out 900P.
"Well, I don want you wastin' all your money on me now," he said modestly. "It just so happens that the city above us, well, they have a lot of shops there, and well, I hate to see a beautiful girl as yourself cry," he said while patting her shoulder.
"You don't have to worry sir," May said to the man. "My second wallet here is Brendan, so we'll be straight."
"What!" Brendan yelled. "Gosh, first you're an annoying ditz, now you're a gold digger?" he asked. Because he said that, May and the man started busting out into song.
"She did me wrong! Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)!
But she aint messin wit no broke, broke," they sang out loud (due to content of uncut version, I have to stick with them saying broke twice instead of the N word, if u know what I mean). This went of for a few minutes…
"WE WANT PRENUP, Yeah It's something that you need to have, Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half! 18 years, 18 years, and on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his…" they sang.
"Okay, will you two shut the hell up," Brendan asked in a really pissed way. The two looked at Brendan some more, then started again.
"She did me wrong…" they sang out loud.
After another few minutes on watching May be stupid, they left the guys house, and then they walked right into it, Slateport City.
"Yeah, Slateport City," May yelled out loud. "I'll finally get my first ribbon," she said. But while they walked into the entrance of the city, they took one look to their left, and saw a bunch of vendor shops.
"Fresh from Kanto, we have Pikachu, Nidoran male and female, Jigglypuff, and Horsea Dolls!" a man on one vendor said. "AND THEY'RE ALL ON SALE!" he yelled. Instantly, a hoard of women rushed to that tent and started taking dolls, and throwing Poke at the man.
"Oh yeah," another both not to far yelled to him after a bit. "Well, we have supplies straight from Johto," he said. All the women stopped what they were doing at one shop, and looked at the man from the one who just spoke.
"What kind of Johto Pokemon do you have," a woman holding a Jigglypuff Doll asked.
"Well, we have Togepi," he said. The women gasped softly. "And looking in here, I think I see an, Igglybuff," he said. The women gasped even louder. "Another one we have, um…oh yeah, Flaffy," he said while grinning. The women gasped even louder, and Brendan saw that May was put under the man's spell. "And we even have a legendary one here, called uh…" he said while enjoying every second of this. "Um…who here knows who, Celebi is," he said while pulling out a doll that was light green with blue antennas at almost the tip of its nose.
As soon as he said that Pokemon's name, all the women rushed right into the store like a pack of wolfs going after the last rabbit in the world. May even rushed past Brendan to get inside, and she was raging like all the other women. There were even some catfights, scratching, yelling, hair pulling, and crazy raging women and gay guys were after the dolls, especially the Celebi one.
"So a Celebi huh," Brendan asked while pulling out his rectangular Pokedex.
"Celebi, the Time Travel Pokemon," it started. "This Pokémon came from the future by crossing over time. It is thought that so long as Celebi appears, a bright and shining future awaits us." His Pokedex said. Brendan put up his Pokedex, and looked inside the tent May was in. He shook his head in pity, and then looked around more shops in the shopping area of the city. Looking around, all he saw were Pokedolls and flowers, but then in one mart, he saw a CD.
"That's probably a TM or HM," Brendan said while walking over to the man. Excuse me sir," Brendan said while walking over to the man. "What is this CD?"
"It's a TM with the attack known as Secret Power," the man said in a voice that oddly sounded like Ren from the old TV show Ren and Stimpy. "Now look here little one," he said while twitching. "You can take this TM, and shove it in your Pokemon's ass to make them learn a special attack,'' he yelled out. Brendan just walked away slowly from the odd creep…
May met up with Brendan after another few minutes. May bought a Celebi doll, a Skitty Doll, TM10 Hidden Power, and for some reason, she was holding some girl's weave.
"Well, are we ready to go to my Contest," May asked.
"Sure, you can go sign-up for it," Brendan said while holding a flyer advertising the constest for tomorrow. "You have from now, until 10:00 a.m. tomorrow to sign up for it. My Battle Tent occurs everyday. Your contest happens twice a week," he said. "So lets go to the Contest Hall, sign you up, then we'll go to the Battle Tent, and sign me up, cool," Brendan asked.
"Well, okay," she said. "And you still have to deliver the Devon Goods," she said.
"Yeah, I guess I'll do that soon," Brendan said. While they were walking, they came across a man who was playing wall ball with himself (it looked like).
"Um…excuse me sir," Brendan asked.
"Sure, why not," he said while throwing the ball to the wall, then catching it.
"Um…do you know where the Pokemon Contest Hall is," Brendan asked.
"Yeah, just go straight, take a left, than another straight, and you're straight at the contest hall," he said.
"Thank you," May said while waving to him. May and Brendan went straight.
"So why'd your dad tell us that they knocked down the contests for the Battle Tents," May asked.
"No clue," Brendan replied as they almost reached their left. But while they were up there, they saw a load of Team Aqua Grunts facing off against a group of guys wearing white boots, white gloves, and had black jumpsuits with a huge red violet R in the middle.
"Listen here," an Aqua member said while walking up to the R people. "Why does your leader want to mess with our plans?" he asked.
"Because our boss has a plan of his own," an R chick said while kicking the other in the face. May was about to tell Brendan to stay back, but knowing him, he ran right to the two teams.
"Wait a second here," Brendan said. "I know you guys," Brendan said while pointing to Team Aqua. "But who the hell are you," he asked confused. All of a sudden, noises from the roof of the building he was at occurred.
"To infect the world with devastation," a female's voice said.
"To unite all peoples in every nation," a rough male voice said.
"To denounce the goodness of truth and love," the female said again.
"To extend our wrath to the stars above," the rough male voice went.
"Cassidy," the girl said while a blonde girl and a green haired man jumped from the ceiling.
"Butch," the green haired guy said.
"Team Rocket shoots off at the speed of light," the girl Cassidy said.
"So surrender now, or you'll surely lose the fight,'' Butch said.
"Hmm…a Team Rocket," Brendan asked.
"That's right kido, have a problem with that," Cassidy asked.
"Shut the hell up Chelsea, I don't have time for you right now," Brendan said while May walked to Brendan. "Come on May, lets go inside," he said while grabbing her arm and heading in.
"That's Cassidy to you, you stupid white haired freak," Cassidy yelled in anger.
"Wow, he actually didn't mix up my name for once," Butch said while starting to cry.
"Shut up Butch, we have work," she said while pulling out a Pokeball.
"Right," Butch said while doing the same…
"50P please," the woman at the front desk said.
"How'd those Magma punks get in?" Brendan asked.
"Oh, they just put the gun to my face, and well…"
"Then we're going in," Brendan said. "Oh, and is Captain Stern in here by any chance," Brendan asked.
"Yes, ironically, he's upstairs held prisoner against his will," she said. "Maybe you should talk to the suspicious team members, and they might lead you the way." She said.
"What kind of guns do these guys have," Brendan asked.
"KYOGRE!" the woman yelled while ducking. Brendan and May turned to see nothing. So the two walked into the museum (Brendan just found this out), and saw that the grunts had SMG's, Desert Eagles, and 9mm's. Now Brendan was scared.
"Hey kid, you scared of my big gun," a Magma member asked while loading his gun. Brendan just stared at it in slight fear.
"N…no," he answered while shaking. Then the Magma grunt pointed it to Brendan's forehead.
"Scared now, kid," he asked while spitting out a toothpick.
"S…sure," he said. "What am I doing? I sound like some retarded Harry Potter character that only made it in one book!" Brendan thought to himself.
"S'what I thought he said while lowering his weapon. "E're, have dis," he said while handing Brendan a blue and black CD. "Dis is TM46, Thief. Allows you to take your opponents Pokemon's held item in battle. Not effective in offense, but it can steal, and that's bitchin," he screamed. Brendan walked away slowly, and then talked to more Magma members. After another few minutes, May turned to the Magma guys.
"Thanks for the info you guys," she said. "And I want to warn you, I see some Team Aqua members, and some retards that have an R on their shirts. They're armed, and I think their plannning an ambush, so good luck," May said.
"Dos bastards," on Magma member said. "I think we should go pop those fish heads and flamin asses," one member said. Then, the two heard them scream haza, and then they went up to a room. In the room, they saw two Magma grunts with pistols, and a Captain like man sitting behind them all tied up and stuff. And by the looks of it, the captain looked like he was in his birthday suit!
"Um…Brendan said while about to leave the room.
"Shit," the Magma guys said while putting on their shirts and facing them. "You wanna go with us. Brendan didn't think, and dug into his bag to pull out the Uzi from the Rusturf Tunnel.
"Save everyone sometime and get the hell out of here," Brendan said while pointing his gun to the two men.
"Alright, lets just have a battle or somthin," the guys said while putting their guns away and pulling out their Pokeballs. Brendan did the same thing, but May looked at Brendan with absolute disgust…
A few minutes later, Brendan finished off the two guys, and they gave him a total of 580P. There was a lot of shooting during the battle, but afterwards, it stopped when an official looking guy came inside.
"So you wanna meddle with our plans eh," h asked while glaring at Brendan.
"No, I just come in your way with them," Brendan said. Then he pulled out his Uzi. "Want some of this," he asked while pointing the gun to him. May gasped, and then looked at the other guy.
"Well, we Admin's have bigger guns than the next guy," he said while taking his arm from behind his back and revealing an AK-47. May gasped even more, and then he ordered his men to grab her and shut her up.
"No, the question is, do you want some of this," he said while holding it with two arms and putting it to Brendan's heart. Brendan just slowly put his gun up into his bag, and zipped it shut.
"Let May go," he said in an angrily silence.
"I asked you a question boy," he said while loading the gun. "And I asked you, do you want some of this AK in your mouth," he asked while moving and putting the AK-47 into Brendan's mouth. "And I know you don't want your asshole left." He said while grinning. Brendan moved his head to where the gun was at his cheek.
"And I told you to let May go," he said. The admin just glared at Brendan, then put his hand to the trigger.
"Disrespect me, huh bitch," he said while about to squeeze it. But all of a sudden, a nickel was found beside the admin, and he fell to the ground. The guys picked up their boss, and took him out of the room.
"What did you do," Brendan asked the man.
"Simple," he replied. "I took this ordinary nickel, flung it so it cold spin around in a circular motion, and hit the admin's neck. That knocked down the circulation of his blood flow, knocing him out," he said.
"Brendan, you almost got us killed!" May yelled to him.
"No, I almost got me killed trying to save you," Brendan said while glaring at her.
"Okay, so when if the Captain didn't fling the nickel, and you would've died, then what about me huh?" May asked. Brendan just looked at the ground.
"And where did you get that gun Brendan," she asked. "Brendan…Brendan…"
"Shut up!" Brendan yelled. "Just shut the hell up already, gosh," he said while turning and heading out the door. "Oh, and by the way," he said while bending on one knee, took out the suitcase, and slid it over to the Captain. "Mr. Stone from the Devon Cooperation wished for me to send you that," Brendan said while leaving.
"Brendan…" May called for him.
"Shut up!" he yelled that scared May. "Just don't follow me, okay," he screamed. Then he walked downstairs, and opened the door. He saw a bunch of red, blue, and black swarms outside the museum.
"Didn't you guys fire a lot of bullets," Brendan asked them.
"Sure did, not one hit," a Team Rocket person said.
"So, where's your girlfriend at," Cassidy asked. Brendan just stayed silent for a bit, and then just walked on.
"Cathie, don't start with me," he said while walking on. Cassidy fumed and yelled at Brendan that her name's Cassidy.
"Damn you Brendan," May thought as she thought about what happened before their journey…
Flashback
"And 3: he may seem dumb at moments, but he's actually very cunning and tricky. Don't let him trick you in any way, because he's tricked even the smartest of people before, and they got in trouble for it." she said. "But don't let Brendan's bad traits hold you down; deep down in his heart, he really is a sweet boy, just arrogant and perverted. But other than that…"
"Okay Mrs. Maple," May said speaking up. "Thank you for that."
"No problem May," she said. "Have a nice journey though Hoenn. "If you see my husband at Petalburg City, tell him to hurry up to see the house." Mrs. Maple finished.
"Okay," May said turning around and going to Brendan.
"Bye mom," Brendan yelled to her...
End Flashback
"Well, I think you're very lucky to have a companion like Brendan," the captain said. May turned to him in confusion.
"Why," she asked. "How am I lucky?
"Well, if he stood up to a man with an AK-47 and worried more about your safety than his own, well, I think he can protect and provide for you very well." He said. "He was just a little upset because you came on his case so strongly about 'oh we could have been killed,' or 'why do have those guns Brendan,' but you didn't thank him at all," he said. May took all of this into account, and realized that she did bitch at them after he tried to save her. So now she was feeling guilty.
"And a heads up," he said. "I saw a tent in his bag. Knowing a Pokemon Trainer, he probably went to go camp outside the Battle Tent or something," he said while smiling.
"Thank you," May said while hugging him.
"Yup," he said. "So, can you give me more than a hug," he asked. May then leaned and kissed him on the cheek. "I'll pay you 2000P if we go all the way he said. May slapped him as hard as she could on his face, then headed out the door. She walked downstairs, out the door, and walked out to see a bunch of people in red, black, and blue attires.
"Didn't you guys have a gun war out here," May asked.
"Yeah, but no one got shot because he closed our eyes and looked away," on of the Magma men said.
"By the way," Butch said. "Your boyfriend went that way," he said while pointing right.
"Thanks Butch," May said.
"Alright score 3 for me today baby." He said. All of a sudden, May noticed that they weren't fighting anymore.
"Wait a minute, how come you guys aren't fighting at the moment?" May asked.
"Oh were under a temporary agreement that since no one was shot, we'll just hang out for a bit," a Team Aqua member said. May just shrugged her shoulders and was off to find Brendan…
Another chapter for your eyes to view like eye candy. Or eye porn. w/e 1 you like more. Well, next chapter May enters her contest, and Brendan enters his, um…tent. Only problem, he can't use his own damn Pokemon. That sux. Oh, and some one from the anime makes their appearance in my most popular story I written on this site, go me! Well, please review and tell me if you liked it, hated it, or despised it. And so far everyone has choice D: Luvs it, right? U cant run from my story, when you think one chapter was enough, I come out with more crap that no Brendan and May story (but mine) has ever had (u gotta admit, it's tru)!