Liar
"Ok everyone!" Roy clapped loudly, "This year, we are all going to take a personality survey!"
"Awww...not those stuff again..." His military personnel whined. Every year, each officer was required to take a certain survey regarding some type of aspects in their lives.
"Yup, you heard me. Go on the internet and type triple 'w' personality survey dot com." Roy ordered, typing in the address himself. "Get to it people! We don't want an angry King Bradley."
Riza stared at her computer screen with pure boredom. I hate this stuff...
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Please press the button with your gender on it to access the survey.
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Male
Female
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Female
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What's your favourite colour out of these four?
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Blue
Pink
Gold
Black
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Gold
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What's your favourite food out of these four?
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Ice cream
Sashimi
Chocolate
Steak
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Ice cream
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If you can live anywhere you want, where would you live?
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Beach
Forest
Mountain
City
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Beach
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Element?
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Fire
Water
Earth
Wind
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Fire
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What type of guys do you like?
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Handsome, rich, and flirtatious
Sleek, sweet, and romantic
Cute, outgoing, and caring
Average-looking, loyal, and loving
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... Do I have to put an answer? ...uhhh...sleek, sweet, and romantic...
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Ever been in love?
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Yes
No
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...What kind of questions are these?! Hell NO!
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Press submit to get your results.
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Submit.
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"AHHHHHHHH!" Roy screamed, "What kind of results are these?!"
"Let's see colonel," Edward looked at his superior's results with a devious grin. "You are a charming flirt-"
"Hehe, I know I am." Roy said proudly.
Edward flashed him a sign of annoyance for interrupting and continued.
"A charming flirt and a playboy. You are lazy and gets away with it most of the time. You have a major ego. You don't use your brains when you talk and you are generally considered an idiot by all. Hell yeah!! You got that right, survey!" The metal alchemist cheered.
"Man...this survey was awfully accurate." Havoc noted in wonder. "Oh my results are here."
"Let me read yours, I'm sure it's worse than mine." Roy huffed arrogantly and looked at Havoc's results. "You are a desperate man. You are constantly trying to find your soul mate but fail to do so. Hahahaha...that's so true man...you are somewhat stubborn and hates surrendering to your enemies. You are generally considered a supporter by all."
"Heh, at least I'm not considered an idiot." Havoc grinned happily, earning himself a few curses from his superior.
"Brother, brother...your results are in too!" Alphonse called out. Instantly, all the guys began crowding around Edward's computer.
"I bet it says something about him being short." Roy snickered before reading. "You are a man with a lot of issues. You hate facing your personal problems and you are a picky eater. You are arrogant at times and you are constantly being laughed at due to some genetic problem. Tehehe...what did I tell you...genetic problem haha...such a shrimp-"
"Shut up you douchebag!!! Hurry up and finish reading." Edward growled.
"You are generally considered a caring person by all. What?! That is SO not true! Caring my ass."
"Mwahahaha...My results are better than yours! I'm not considered an idiot by all!!" He sang.
"This survey is scary..." Fuery whimpered. "It's like reading our minds...what it says are all true."
"Yeah...the part about colonel being a idiot is so true!"
"Would everyone just drop that?! Hawkeyeee wahh I'm being picked on." Roy cried and went over to Riza who was being awfully quiet. "What did you get for your results?"
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She didn't say anything and just stared blankly at her screen. Her silence seemed to have invoked some curiosity among the personnel for they all came crowding around her computer.
"Let's see..." Roy scanned the web. "You are trustworthy and straightforward. You are sharp and keen like a predator. You are quiet and patient most of the time, but when you're mad...you get really mad and blow up. You are loyal and a liar at the same time. Huh??? Hawkeye, an liar? You've got to be kidding me...you are generally considered powerful by all."
Blank stares like Riza's started popping up everywhere?
"A liar?"
"That's impossible?"
"Huh?"
"I don't get it...the other stuff are true...but a liar? Maybe the survey has some flaws after all." Havoc stated aloud.
Riza just reflected to herself quietly. I'm a liar? Since when have I told a lie?
"Hey guys look here." Roy called everyone's attention. "There are some extra notes down here."
"PS. Wondering why you are called a liar? That's because everyone has to fall in love at some point! You can't say no. In fact, you are probably in love with someone right now but just don't know it OR you just won't acknowledge it! "
"……"
Crickets chirped.
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"WHO IS IT HAWKEYE?!!" Everyone yelled out the question in amazement. Hawkeye in love? This, they have got to hear.
Guess who yelled the loudest?
Fin