Chapter XVIII: The Pokemon Fan Club
May and Brendan woke up at, well, who cares what time they woke up, all we know is, it was before noon. May got to the shower first, so Brendan just sat down and did nothing, until he saw a silky pink bra poking out of her bag.
"Ha ha," she said while closing the door after she tripped him and closed the door. Brendan sat on his bed for a bit, and noticed the pink bra out of May's bag.
"Hmm…" Brendan said while picking it up. "Oh, what's this," he said while taking his shirt on and putting the bra on. But Brendan felt as though something was missing…
"That's right," Brendan said while getting Chaka's and Beauty's Pokeballs, and enlarging them when he stuffed them in his chest. Now Brendan had nice, Pokeball boobs come out. "Oh yeah," he said while squeezing his "chest." He decided to parade out in the halls like this, and ran up and down the hallway they were in for about 5 minutes. What he didn't know was that the security camera was watching him run around.
"What an ass," one of the security guards said while looking at Brendan and eating a donut from the security room. One of the Chansey's laughed at Brendan's stupidity as well. When he got back into the room, he pulled out Marshtomp's Pokeball, and layed down on May's bed. Marshtomp appeared in a brown suit with glasses, and sat on the couch in front of her bed while pulling out a pen and notepad.
"I had 3 husbands, and all of them left me," Brendan said in a girly voice while Marshtomp was pretending to write all of this down. Brendan and Marshtomp were pretending to be in a psychiatrist. Brendan was the emo female patient, and Marshtomp was the doctor.
"And the other sad thing is," Brendan said still in his girly voice. "I'm…I'm pregnant," he said while pretending to cry and pushing out his stomach as much as he could, but he still looked skinny. Marshtomp pretended to write some more, and then looked at Brendan.
"Marsh, Marshtomp, Marshtomp tomp (Now, do you have any clue who your father is)?" Muddy asked.
"I know, it's horrible," Brendan said still in the voice while pretending to cry. While Muddy was shaking his head, May was recording Brendan pretending to be a girl on her Pokedex. The thing was though; she was still in her white towel. Brendan noted this quickly, so he jumped on her bed, then jumped to the bathroom door. She shut it, but before she could lock it, Brendan threw it open, returned Marshtomp, and went inside.
"Give it," he said while holding out his hand.
"No," she said while laughing.
"Give it, now," he said sternly.
"Can somebody say she said.
"You can put videos on myspace," Brendan asked.
"Duh, you didn't know," May said while standing up.
"Well, I mean, you can't upload videos from a Pokedex can you," he asked.
"I donno, maybe…" she said while going behind Brendan. But…when she did, he grabbed onto her towel while she was still running. Therefore, she was outside the bathroom naked. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed. She jumped onto her stomach on her bed, and was screaming somemore. "Brendan, give me back my towel," she said. Brendan reached into his Pocket and pulled out his Pokedex (yeah, he sleeps with the damn thing), and went to video recorder.
"Now this is a video," Brendan's Pokedex said.
"I know," Brendan answered while grinning.
"Brendan, you pervert, stop it, and give me my towel," she screamed.
"How about I give you something else," Brendan said.
"Shut up you perv, give me my towel!" she screamed.
"Well I was going to say your clothes, but fine," Brendan said while grinning. Then May screamed loudly again. Brendan heard footsteps from the hallway, so he threw the towel to her, then closed the door, and began to use the restroom.
"What's the problem here," Nurse Joy said while barging into their room. May heard Brendan pissing from the restroom, then just made up a new lie.
"Huh, oh nothing Nurse Joy," May said while putting her towel on (it's Nurse Joy, she's a girl, she won't care). I thought I felt something up my leg," she said.
"Oh, well okay then," Nurse Joy said while leaving the room. Brendan flushed the toilet, and then left the restroom.
"You're welcome," he said. May looked behind him, and then pointed.
"What's that," she asked.
"What," he said while turning around. Instantly, May took advantage by kicking him in his balls, very hard. Brendan grasped onto them, then fell face first to the floor. "What was that for," he asked in a light voice. May went to the bathroom door, then glared at him.
"Thanks for nothing," May yelled while slamming the door, in Brendan's face…
After the entire bathroom incident, May and Brendan didn't speak to each other as they headed out Slateport City. But this didn't last long, because when they got to the exit of town, a big news van passed the two of them.
"Ooh, a news people van," May said excitedly.
"Let's check it out," Brendan said while grinning. The two of them followed the truck for a few minutes, but then they saw it take a stop at a 1 story school sized building. Brendan and May looked at the sign on the side of the building (like all buildings).
"Pokemon Fan club?" May questioned the title.
"Calling all Pokemon Fanatics," Brendan said while reading the caption under the title. "Well, the news van's right there," Brendan said while pointing to the van that was a few steps away from them. "Still wanna head in," he asked.
"Uh…sure, but lets hope that these guys aren't obsessed with Pokemon like real people are of anime," May said as thy headed on inside the building.
"Pss…anime, what kind of crazy idiot would like something as stupid as that," Brendan asked as they headed on in. When they got inside, they saw a bunch of people either dressed up as random Pokemon, or they were just hanging out, and trading these cards that had some Pokemon pictures on them.
"I'll trade you this…Totodile for your Wingull," one guy asked another while they were trading these odd cards. "Man, Johto Pokemon look so fked up,"
"I know," the guy said as they made the trade. All of a sudden, Brendan just heard a yelp, then turned around to see a Nidoking on the ground holding it's nose. Matter a fact, it was actually a human dressed as a Nidoking.
"Ow, my nose," the guy whimpered.
"Serves you right," May said angrily while stomping on the man's wing dang doodle.
"What happened?" Brendan asked while eyeing May.
"This pervert felt up on me," she said.
"It was an accident," the guy in the Nidoking costume said.
"Then why'd you go up and down on my ass?" May asked angrily.
"I…it was an accident," he yelled. Brendan just shook his head, and the two of them split up to check out the rest of this place (note: a quarter is an auditorium sized room. Some have steel chairs, others don't. A section has a bunch of different quarters with that topic). Brendan was interested in all of the quarters here about Pokemon. He saw more people dressed in costumes pretending to Pokemon battle (which in Brendan's eyes was really corny).
"I use Thunder," a girl dressed in Pikachu attire said.
"I dodge and use Poison Tail," a guy dressed in a Seviper attire said.
"Well, I dodge and use Quick Attack," the girl said while tacking the guy slightly.
"Na uh, cause I hop from my tail, go in the air, and use haze," he said.
"I already hit you," the girl said while angrily taking off her mask.
"You took off your mask, a real Pikachu can't take off his head," a man said while waving a green flag to the guy in the Seviper attire. "Seviper wins," he said.
"No fair," she girl said while kicking him in his shin. He fell over and held it, while the girl walked away.
"Pss, figures," Brendan said while walking away. May on the other hand saw something even stupider than that. She went to a quarter, and saw a Feraligatr on top of a Charizard! Only they were people in costumes.
"What the hell," May said while taking out her Pokedex.
"Charizard, the Flame Pokemon," it started. "Charizard is the final evolution of Charmander. Charizard flies around the sky in search of powerful opponents. It breathes fire of such great heat that it melts anything. However, it never turns its fiery breath on any opponent weaker than itself." It said.
"And the freaky blue thing above it," May asked while pointing her Pokedex to the Feraligatr.
"Feraligatr, the Big Jaw Pokemon," it said. "Feraligatr intimidates its foes by opening its huge mouth. In battle, it will kick the ground hard with its thick and powerful hind legs to charge at the foe at an incredible speed." It said. May put her Pokedex up, and attempted to listen to what was going on in the quarter, and why the hell a guy dressed as a Feraligatr was on top of a girl dressed in a Charizard attire.
"Now ladies and gentlemen, it's officially been a proven fact that gay Pokemon can actually reproduce!" the geeky scientist in the quarter said. A bunch of men and women clapped. "Although two women Pokemon have it harder than males ones do. Now gentleman, if you could start making the correct sexual movements…"
"I've seen enough," May said while turning to see a different quarter. While leaving, she saw another quarter. She looked inside, and saw a purple ghost looking Pokemon, and a Wurmple, doing the do. While she had a shocked look on her face, a big lavender colored egg with purple spots came out from the purple Pokemon's ass.
"This here is the combination of a Wurmple and a Gengar reproducing." A woman said. "So, who wants to raise it?" she asked. A bunch of hands went up into the air, and the woman was looking around the arena. May's face turned sour, then headed out that odd quarter.
"What kind of Pokemon Fan Club is this," May asked as she passed a sign. May looked at it, and in purple letter the sign read "Pokemon Reproduction Section." "Gee, now I feel smart," May said while turning around and heading on out. Brendan found the news people in the Favorite Pokemon Section.
"Now's my time to shine," Brendan said while walking past the news people.
"Hey, you look like an attractive young person that people will love to watch," a woman said while grabbing Brendan. "What's your name?"
"Brendan, Brendan Maple, why," he asked.
"From where?" she asked.
"Littleroot Town," he said. "I brought a girl with me here too; she's just not in this section." He said.
Look at me when I talk to you; if you look at the camera, it messes everything up," she whispered to him.
"I can't say hi to my parents," Brendan asked.
"Okay, just one shout out, but still don't look at the camera." She said.
"Cool," Brendan said. The woman stood Brendan in a position, and then looked at the camera while smiling. Her right hand was below her waist, and she was counting down on her fingers.
"That's right Jason," she said while looking at the camera. "And with me here in downtown Slateport City; Brendan Maple who traveled all the way here from Littleroot Town," she said as the camera turned to Brendan.
"Hi, he said while smiling with his eyes closed.
"So Brendan," she asked. "What's you're favorite Pokemon?"
"Hmm…" Brendan said as he went into a thinking position. "I'd have to say that my favorite Pokemon would be…an Aggron." He answered.
"Why is that," she asked as the camera was still zoned into Brendan's face.
"Well, I say Aggron because those Pokemon are big, strong, and know how to pack a punch," he said.
"Do you own an Aggron," she asked.
"No, but I do have an Aron, and it's on his way to become one while I'm training it," Brendan said. May walked into the quarter that Brendan was in, and grabbed him to whisper in his ear.
"Brendan, what are you doing," she whispered to him.
"Just on TV, why," he asked.
"Well, come on let's…"
"And who's this nice young lady," the news woman asked as the camera turned to May.
"Um…I'm May, May Birch," she answered nervously.
"Birch…like Professor Birch's daughter," the news lady asked.
"Um…" May said. "Yes," she answered.
"Remarkable, the child of the famous Pokemon Professor is in the building," she said. People started crowding around, and asking May all kinds of questions. Brendan observed this, and then made a nice grin on his face.
"Well…I'm the son of the famous gym leader, Norman, in Petalburg City," he yelled to the crowd. Everyone looked at Brendan, and then started to agree.
"Cool."
"Two children to significant people, under the same building, in the same room."
"Hey, that guy does look like Norman, but what's with the white hair?" People asked and said from left and right. The woman looked at May while smiling.
"So May, what's your favorite Pokemon?" she asked her.
"Well," May said while starting to sound a little arrogant. "My favorite Pokemon will have to be Swellow. It's fast and beautiful, and you can always count on it," May said.
"Do you own a Swellow," she asked.
"Yes I do," May said while pulling out Swellow from it's ball. It landed onto May's shoulders, and everyone stared in awe.
"Well there you have it folks," the news woman said while looking at the camera. "I'm Gabby WontShut Thehellup in Slatport City, and back to you, Jason and Zoey," she said while smiling. She smiled at the camera some more, and then the camera man said "that's a rap," while shutting the camera off. Gabby looked at May and Brendan as the crowd was still bustling about Brendan and May. She dug into her pocket, and pulled something out.
"What's that," May asked.
"This is a Soothe Bell," she said while handing it to May. "This item helps improve your relationship with your Pokemon," she said.
"Thanks," May said while pocketing it, and dragging Brendan out of the quarter. Brendan was signing autographs, and by time May dragged him out of the arena, everyone inside the quarter yelled "Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww," in despair. Brendan and May ran outside the Pokemon Fan Club, and then looked ahead.
"Well, do you want to get the hell out of here," Brendan asked.
"Sure, lets go," May said as the two left the Fan Club together. As they walked to the end of the city, May looked at Brendan in curiosity. "Do you think we'll see more of that Terra girl?" she asked.
"Yup, will we see that Drew guy again," Brendan asked.
"Sadly," May answered.
"Pss…I think that they're both a couple of nut jobs," Brendan said as they entered Route 110.
"I'd drink to that," May said as they laughed away on the road…
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