Another Hoenn Story Chapter 19: Rival Switch!, a pokémon fanfic

Chapter XIX: Rival Switch

Brendan and May have been walking away from Slateport City for a bit, and they arrived at a part of Route 110 that had a big road…above the two.

"Retarded builders," Brendan said. "What kind of moron makes an above ground highway?" he asked while shaking his head.

"Brendan, that's a bike route," May said. Brendan looked at May and blushed slightly.

"I knew that, shut the hell up," he said while walking ahead of her. May just shook her head as she walked behind Brendan. While doing some extra walking, Brendan and May found a little building with a door, a fence in between the building, and a door on the other side.

"Let's go inside," May said while dragging Brendan inside. When they got in this odd building, they were greeted by a man that smiled at the two oddly.

"So children…" he said. "Um…where's your bike's?" he asked.

"Hello, we don't own bikes you retard," May said.

"Then, I can't allow you children to pass Cycling Road with out a bike," he said.

"Then our business here is complete then," May said while turning to leave. She walked out the door, and Brendan flicked off the bike person while grinning as he left the building too.

"That guy was retarded," Brendan said as she caught up to May.

"Well you are too Brendan," May said while closing her eyes and grinning.

"What's that supposed to mean," Brendan said while glaring at her.

"Well you obviously must be stupid," she said as a trainer came and confronted the two…

Brendan and May defeated another good number of trainers; a Pokefan, a Youngster, a Collector, a Psychic, and a Fisherman. Brendan was counting all of the Poke that he got as May stuck hers in her wallet, and then stuck that into her fanny pack.

"You know, if you keep flashing your money, some gay guy might come attack you," May said while grinning.

"That's stupid," Brendan said while putting up his money. "Why would a gay guy want me?"

"Yeah you're right, your to ugly to get raped," May said.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Brendan asked while moving to gripping her shoulders. May grinned to Brendan while looking in his eyes.

"Let go of me, or you will regret it," she said while now starting to glare at him.

"Take that ugly joke back you crazy…" Brendan said while pausing. May looked into Brendan's eyes for a second or two, and then brought up her knee to…well, you know where.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Brendan screamed while falling on to the ground and gripping his nuts. "Ow ow ow ow ow ow!" he screamed.

"Hmm…serves you right for touching me," May said while beginning to walk ahead.

"Get back here damn you!" Brendan yelled. "Aak," he said while getting onto his knees.

"Oh Brendan," a voice behind Brendan said. He slowly turned around, and saw nobody behind him.

"Damn wind," Brendan said while turning around. When he did so, Brendan saw light blue pants right in front of his face, and something was poking from inside them. And the poking thing touched just a bit over Brendan's nose. Brendan jumped back about ten feet, and the white haired boy looked, and thought that he could die right there…

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"Damn Brendan, thinking he could grab me like that," May said while walking with a mad face and her eyes closed. "I mean, he deserved that knee to where he's gotta pee, but…" she said. But then, a blood curling scream emerged from the roads behind her, and the voice strangely sounded like Brendan.

"Idiot," she said. "I guess Brendan's just yelling in rage of something," she said while walking on. "Yeah; he's probably just gonna get up and try to get me," she said while walking slower. "Or, he's probably getting attacked by some Pokemon…or a rapist," she said while going to a complete stop. Then she quickly turned around, and jetted to the scream. "Brendan…you idiot, I'm coming!" she yelled as she ran. While running, a leg came out of the bushes, and tripped May hardly to the ground. She looked up at the one who tripped her, and the person held up a katana...

"This is for Brendan, you filthy bitch," the voice said while holding up the sword…

"Wh…what the hell do you want," Brendan said while looking up at the masked figure.

"Well, I couldn't notice but see May kick you downstairs," the guy said. "And I just wanted to offer you mine," he said. "Go Roselia," the guy said while throwing out a Pokeball.

"Wait a minute…Drew," Brendan asked. The guy took off his ski mask, and dramatically showed himself as the green haired/eyed guy named Drew.

"How'd you know," he asked while grinning. "I don't know, but Roselia, use Razor Leaf to cut of Brendan's nut's in pain," Drew said.

"Horny…help me out here," Brendan said while throwing out its Pokeball. Heracross came and tackled Roselia before it could do anything. "Now, use Megahorn…"

"I don't think so," Drew said. "Roselia, use Stun Spore on Brendan and Heracross," he said. Roselia jumped into the air and sprayed a yellow gas onto Brendan and Heracross. They both were unable to move.

"What the hell…" Brendan said while trying to move.

"Roselia, hump Brendan's leg," Drew commanded. The rose Pokemon ran under Heracross's legs, and jumped onto the bottom of Brendan's knee. The green thing then moved its waist back and forth all over again countlessly, and quickly.

"Get this thing off of meeee!" Brendan yelled while trying to move.

"Well, your paralyzed, and you can't do a thing," Drew said while grinning. "Keep going Roselia," he said. Roselia was moaning while continuing to hump the bottom of Brendan's leg. Brendan felt a little hard thing as well.

"I will rip this Lugia damn thing apart if you don't get it off!" Brendan yelled.

"Maybe I should have some fun as well," Drew said while getting behind Brendan…

"Who are you," May asked while looking at the figure.

"I'm your worst nightmanre," the voice said as Terra emerged from the shadows and tossed the fake sword to the side.

"Hey I know you," May said. "You're that girl who's obsessed with Brendan," she said. Terra's face winced up, and glared at May.

"I am not obsessed with him," Terra said as she threw her yellow bag onto the ground. Then, a pink pillow with a picture of Brendan's face on the top came out of Terra's bag, and as May noticed this, Terra glared at her more. Also, May saw a cucumber taped to the bottom of the pink pillow.

"If you're not obsessed with him," May started. "Then explain that pillow with Brendan's picture and a cucumber," she said while grinning. Terra hesitantly shoved the pillow back inside the bag as May laughed. "Well, I wonder what Brendan will think…"

"You shut the hell up you stupid bitch," Terra said while pulling out a Pokeball.

"What did you call me," May asked while getting pissed.

"I called you what you are, a stupid bitch," Terra said while releasing the Pokemon.

"Screw Pokemon Battling," May said while walking over to Terra. "I'm gonna kick your ass!" she yelled while tackling her. The two girls just rolled around the grass for a while and screaming. A boy pointed this out and grinned.

"GIRL FIGHT!" he screamed. From above them, people jumped off Cycling Road, and came down to see May and Terra go at it. People from all over came to see them beat the tar out of each other, and some of them were even making quick bets.

"I bet 500 Poke that the blonde chick will win," a guy said. A bunch of other guys agreed from behind him.

"Well I bet 1000 Poke that the brown headed chick will win," a girl said. There was another burst of agreement from behind her too. May and Terra heard all of this, so they fought harder, and more determinedly tried to win.

"Stupid bitch," Terra yelled.

"Cheap whore," May screamed.

"Man; usually we only get boring Pokemon battles," a fat guy said. "But this is so awesome." He said. May and Terra now stood up, and began to flail their arms everywhere, each one hoping to get a lucky connection to the other's face. All of a sudden when the two had room, Terra went and kicked May in the face!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" everyone screamed. May recovered as quickly as she could and stood up immediately.

"You go girl," one of the women watching said. More flailing arms for a while, then May tripped Terra, and stomped her in her face!

"Fight, Fight, Fight…" the girls said as they guys were oooing. May jumped on top of Terra, and started shooting punches at her.

"Stop (punch) wasting (punch) my (punch) Latios (punch) damn (punch punch) time!" May said in between strikes. Terra managed to push May off of her, and then after a moment of glaring at each other, the two punched each other in the face in unison.

"Business," the fat guy said. Terra flew over onto her back, but May just ran back a few steps.

"The brown headed one wins," a random person yelled. Everyone cheered for May as she shook off the punch and headed to where Brendan was. While walking, Terra tackled May from behind, and the crowd surrounded them once more…

"Get your hands off of me," Brendan yelled.

"What; Roselia and I can't have some fun," Drew asked while fixing to hump Brendan's ass. Brendan was getting scared now; he had to do something before he would be scared for life!

"Forretress, use Rapid Spin," a voice yelled from behind the two. Brendan felt something moist on his leg where Roselia was, and Drew moved, but was still hit in the back of his head by the spinning Pokemon.

"What's going on…?" Brendan said while wasting his energy to see what was on his leg. "AND WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF ON MY LEG?" Brendan asked furiously.

"Well well well," Drew said. "If it isn't Mr. Anderson…" Drew said while grinning at the figure. Forretress floated back over to the figure, and the boy glared up to Drew.

"My name…is Seth!" he yelled. "And you're sick; you'd take advantage over a paralyzed guy like that? You're so groudy…" Seth said.

"Well, Brendan is hott," Drew said. "And although you have the muscles, Brendan's got the looks," he said while hugging him from behind.

"Get this fag off me," Brendan said miserably.

"Don't worry dude, I'll get the punk off of you," Seth said. "Forretress, Spike Cannon his Roselia," Seth said. Forestress shot a bunch of spikes over to the rose Pokemon, and they connected horribly.

"RRROOOOO (Crap!)," Roselia yelled as he fell down hard.

"Roselia," Drew yelled while running to his Pokemon's aid.

"Forretress, use Rapid Spin on those two," Seth yelled. The spinning Pokemon span over to Roselia and Drew, knocking them out, and making them fly a couple feet away. Seth dug into his pocket, and pulled out a little bottle. He sprayed this stuff all over Brendan, and after a few seconds, Brendan was able to move again. "Paralyze Heal," he said. "Works like a charm."

"Thanks," Brendan said while looking down to his leg. "Raikou dammit," he said while about to wipe the stuff with his hands.

"No don't touch it," Seth said quickly. "I have a napkin; it'll work better," he said while pulling out a napkin from his pocket and wiping the white stuff off of Brendan's leg.

"Thanks man," Brendan said. Then he looked over to Drew. "I hope that gay bitch dies," Brendan said angrily.

"Sorry man; Forretress only knocked him out for a bit," Seth said while returning his Iron Bug Pokemon. "But that was pretty groudy on what he was doing…"

"Don't remind me," Brendan said while shaking his head. "And I have three questions here; one-why would he try to hump me out in the open?" he asked.

"Well, I guess he's just a freak," Seth answered.

"Two-why did you save me?" Brendan asked.

"Because had I not, then you'd been humped by the biggest fag ever," Seth answered.

"And no. 3-When I turned around, I felt something hard on my nose; you don't think it was…" Brendan asked.

"Well…" Seth said while trying to say yes without saying it (use your imagination). Before Brendan could dramatically scream, he and Seth heard a loud "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" coming out from the distance.

"An O?" Brendan said. "That means there's a fight up ahead, come on," Brendan said while grabbing Seth's head and jetting to the o…"

"Why won't you leave me alone?" May asked while dodging a few of Terra's punches.

"Because Brendan's mine you fat whore!" Terra yelled while firing punches at May.

"Him and I aren't going out stupid bitch," May yelled while ducking down. So leave…" she said while making a big fist. "…me," she said while bending her legs. "…ALONE!" she screamed while punching Terra with a nice jump. Terra was hit in the bottom of her chin as May then was still in the air from that jump she did. May landed nicely in position on top of Terra, and began punching her yet again.

"Wait, so May's fighting?" Brendan asked while looking at the fight from the distance.

"Brendan!" May and Terra said while stopping. May jumped off of Terra while stepping on her stomach and ran to Brendan and hugging him. Brendan took the hug and held her closely in his arms.

"What happened to you," he asked when they let go. "You looked jacked up, badly," he said.

"Well, that bitch over there attacked me and thinks that we are actually going out," May said. Brendan looked at May for a second, and the two burst out laughing.

"Tss…I see why you call her a bitch," Brendan said while almost falling to the ground laughing.

"I know," May said while laughing as well.

"SHUT UPPPP!" Terra yelled while standing up. "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have trusted that Drew guy…"

"What do you mean," Brendan asked while looking over to her.

"Drew said that he'd keep you busy battling you so I could beat up May!" Terra said while still on the ground. "He said that he'd…"

"If Brendan and Drew where battling, I wonder what 'Drew was about to dry hump Brendan,' is." Seth said while extending his hand to her to help her up.

"He what?" Terra asked.

"That guy is a fag!" Brendan yelled. "And he told his Roselia to hump my leg, and it got a bunch of white stuff on me!" Brendan said while sounding miserable. Terra and May looked at each other, and then they and the crowd burst out laughing in unison.

"Oh my Latias," Terra said while falling onto the ground. "I would have paid money to see an elegant Pokemon like Roselia do something like that," she said while rolling.

"Aaaahhh!" May said as she stopped laughing. "That would be so damn funny," she said. The crowd and Terra continued to laugh as Brendan blushed in embarrassment, and May and Seth dragged him away from the crowd…

After another couple hours of walking and defeating Pokemon trainers, May, Brendan, and Seth made it to the entrance of Mauville City, where Brendan would get his third badge. He was still down in the dumps about the entire "Drew" thing, but walking into Mauville cheered him up a bit.

"Well, at least I'll kick some ass and get my badge," Brendan said while standing up. "So Seth, wanna come with us," Brendan asked.

"Naw, I got my own things to worry about," he said while turning to leave.

"What do you mean?" Brendan asked. "I mean, we're both going to fight for our badges; we could go fight together," he said.

"Well I donno…" Seth started.

"Well if you won't go with us, then let's have a Pokemon Battle," Brendan said while holding up a Pokeball.

"Why hold up an empty ball," Seth asked. Brendan moved his arm some, and felt that the ball was a bit more light weighted then average.

"Oh, my bad," Brendan said while getting Horny's ball.

"Well, I would battle you, but you've been through a lot today, and I don't want to…"

"Come on Seth, let's go," Brendan yelled.

"Brendan, he's right; let's just go and get our room for the Pokemon Center…" May said.

"No, I wanna battle, and I want one now," Brendan said.

"Drew," Seth said.

"What," Brendan asked confusedly. "I know he's a faggot, so what…"

"No, I mean Drew is behind you," Seth said. Brendan turned around to see that no one indeed was behind him.

"You little punk, no one's…" Brendan started while turning around. When he did, he saw that Seth was gone.

"You…you COWARD!" Brendan screamed to the top of his lungs. After he was done, May looked at him dully.

"Are you done being dramatic now?" she asked.

"Yeah I am; let's go to the center now." He said.

"Alright," May said as they walked inside the city. From a nearby trashcan, Seth poked his head out to look at them leave.

"Man, it's a good thing that my dramatic jump still works," he said while getting up and brushing the grass of his clothes…

Another Chapter folks. Sorry for the late update, but their's this mystical place called "school." In this "school," they take out your brains and suck out the information you've every learned from that place. They teach you, then they suck out the info for a huge machine that will take over the world!

Anyway, I'm not giving up on this story; it's just that mythical place "school," is holding me back. Now review this chapter and my story overall. Or that place, "school," will not only suck your brain information, but eat it too!