I know I'm late. I was um... I was out of town and forgot my charger ( Yeah that is a believable excuse.). Well back to the story. I'm so lost with out my beta!

(June 29) I'm even later now because my family are extremely fertile. I had a baby shower to attend to. The other day. Ok I will stop procrastinating not and get to the fic.

Thanks for the green eggs and hams comment. It motivated me to write until I had to help my mom again.

Disclamer. I own nothing. And this is a M rated Fanfiction what do you expect to find in it bunnies?

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" Awe! You look so gorgeous in that dress!" Inoue exclaimed as he watch Rukia twirl in her wedding gown. Rukia wore a strapless, laced-up, empire waist, a-line, floor length, dress.

" With it being laced up, it can be adjusted so, that it won't squish baby but it isn't like the reverted V under the bust will squeeze him. Try this." The young boutique owner grabbed a small fake baby bump. " This is give me a guess on where I need to pull in the dress up at. You will be about 3 month won't you?"

" I will. Inoue, Can you tell?" Rukia turned to the side.

" Nope. Not at all."

" Great. Father doesn't know and the Kuchiki elders would be scold me for 'unholy action before marriage'. What decade do they think we are in?"

" Well, look at where it got you?"

" I was engaged." Rukia threw her fake bump at Inoue. Rukia dodged the returning object.

"So." Rukia slipped out of the dress with Inoue's help. " Anything else? That needs to be done for the wedding?"

Rukia place the dress back In the box and handed it to owner, running a debt card though the slot. It was liked to an account Byakuya made to buy stuff for the wedding.

" Some guys will pick it up later today. Other than not to get to big, nope father has everything planned out."

"Aren't you sad that you don't have to plan it?"

" Do you want all the added stress?"

" I guess. So to Kurosaki clinic it is?"

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A short walk later they sat in cozy warmness of the Kurosaki kitchen.

" Dad will get you two in a moment. He has one more patient. Anything to drink, Eat?" Yuzu offered

" I'm fine." Rukia replied turning her head from the plateful of heavily scented assorted treats in her face.

" Same here." Inoue added looking around at the very familiar room. Since she came with Rukia every week, Isshin insisted she come every week for a check up.

"Rukia! My lovely 3rd daughter!" Isshin exclaimed before trapping everyone in the kitchen in his giant bear hug.

" Dad let us go we can breath."

" Fine." He said sadly. " How is my 3rd daughter doing in her 9th week?"

" Good other than the morning sickness."

" Well I'll check you vitals and see you next week."

" M'kay."

"You as healthy as a horse."

Rukia's phone rang 3 block away from the clinic. Ichigo. " Hello strawberry!"

" Rukia get home home quick!" Urgency filled his voice.

" I will" Rukia ran, fast enough not to hurt the baby ,home.

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Haha this isn't the end that would be mean.

So returning to the story.

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At the nearest Babies 'r' us A, an acne covered teen manager walked around a mostly empty store. " Fucking rich people. I need to order more stuff now.

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Rukia entered the room expecting dead bodies but instead found everything baby covering the living room and kitchen. The baby furniture was all mahogany. The baby sheets, car seat, rockers, swings,everything was themed in a unisex woodland animals. Walking into the kitchen she found over at least 500 maternity clothing, ranging from shoes to nursing bras, a dozen diaper bags. Boxes on boxes on boxes of baby diapers and formula of different stages. Pacifiers, bottles, surrounding a letter? Picking up the letter she read

" Dear Rukia and Ichigo,

I wished you could have told me you where pregnant instead of hearing it from Isshin. He is a gift from my grandson.

~Byakuya

" Strawberry where are you?" Rukia called. " I found out who sent the stuff.

" Your Brother?" Ichigo replied crawling over the mountain of stuff "I figured."

" I wanted to buy the stuff from my child!" Rukia collapsed to her knees and started bawling. " Why! Why does my dad choose everything form me!"

" ! It is ok we can call you dad and have him return this stuff so we can go buy the baby's things." Ichigo stared to panic. Last time she cried because of her mood swing she broke a mug on his head that resulted in stickes.

" Really?" Rukia perked up instantly.

" Yes midget." A phone calls later with an extreme mood swung mother and her father their apartment was free of at least half the baby stuff. Rukia decide to keep the thinks like bottles, clothes, formula and diapers, and they now had 3,000 dollars to spend on baby things.

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"Damn rich people!" The acne covered teen complained as a trailer pulled up and began unloading the baby things bought that day. " What do I do with all the extra inventory!"

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I know I'm late very late. Being the eldest Mexican daughter and 15 I'm technically a women by there standards so I'm left to help my mom cook, clean, and help my mom care my fat baby brother. I think of this as wife training hahahaha. Chow!