Chapter XXII: Last Chapter's Sequel
Brendan could not believe it; he had lost the opportunity to get his third badge, and now he couldn't get into the Hoenn League. Even May had a look of sorrow onto her face, as it was her fault that she started all of this. The judge stood up, and pointed his green flag to Watson.
"M…Marshtomp is unable to battle," he said quietly. "Uh…the winner of this match is Watson and his Manectric!" he said while getting louder. Brendan still had the shocked look onto his face as he began to shake. Watson walked over to Brendan while grinning broadly.
"Now get the hell out of my arena!" Watson yelled as he took his leg back and kicked Brendan directly in his nuts. Brendan weakly rolled to the front door, and slammed very hard against the maple wood. The odd thing was, he didn't even scream, or make any noise of pain.
"BRENDAN!" May yelled.
"And you, girl, if you don't leave my arena, I'll let my guards…have their way with you," Watson said while grinning at May. She first had a look of shock, and then one of anger.
"Listen you," May said while standing up to Watson. "You're just a stupid old man who couldn't hold his bladder to save his life!" May yelled.
"Don't try to yell at me you flat chested whore!" Watson yelled.
"Who are you calling a flat chested whore you old ass old MAN!" She yelled while punching Watson's head. Instantly, the head flew off of Watson, and it slammed to one of the corners of the gym. May ran back about 2 feet, and watched as a mini flat screened TV popped out of Watson's neck.
"What the hell," Brendan thought while still on the ground and looking at what was happening. Instanly, Watson's body appeared on the screen, only he looked a lot older than usual.
"Hello there," the Watson in the TV said. "If you are watching this video, it is probably because you did something stupid like knock off the head of the robotic Watson," he said. "Well, it's honesty time; see, I made this robot about…" Then the screen had a big 14 on it. "…years ago. Because I knew that I was going to die. And, I ended up dying probably about…" The screen held a big 6 on it. "…years ago. But I couldn't have people think that I died, so this robot was pretending to be me for a good…" The screen held up the 6 again. "…years. Please forgive me, and not forget me. As I was just an old man who made a mistake, and I'm sorry," it said as the TV screen went back inside the robot Watson's neck. Brendan was standing by the door and shook his head.
"What a load of st," he said while opening the door, walked out of it weakly, and then slammed it. May went and ran after Brendan, and by time she headed out of the gym door, she saw Brendan riding the wall of some hair solon.
"Dammit," May said. "I though that Brendan could win that damn Pokemon battle, but I was wrong." She said. She looked to the ground sadly for a minute or two, but then she began to laugh.
"Uh sike! What the hell am I saying? Damn, I sound I'm in a sad movie or something," May said while laughing her way to the Pokemon center…
"One Kid's Beer pleases," Brendan said while sitting at a bar in Mauville City.
"Sure kid," the man in the front counter said (A/N: yes there is a drink called Kidsbeer. Only it's in Japan so far, and all they did was make it look like beer, but it tastes like cola. Their slogan "Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink." Now there's gonna be gangs of kids smoking candy cigarettes and drinking Kidsbeer. Don't believe me, go to Google.). The man walked over to the "Kidsbeer" faucet, grabbed a glass, and then filled the glass up. He set it on the end of the counter, and shot the glass over to Brendan. He caught it, thanked the man silently, and took a big gulp, finishing the glass in just that gulp.
"I'll take another please," Brendan said. The same routine happened, and Brendan finished the glass in yet another gulp "I'll take another please…"
"So he lost the battle?" Nurse Joy asked after she took a sip of her Martini.
"Yeah," May said. "I mean, Marshtomp just fell straight to the ground, and like I said before, Watson's been dead for about 6 years," May said.
"Well, I guess that's the end of this town's publicity," Nurse Joy said while throwing her empty glass out of the window. There was some silence for a bit, but then the sound of shattering glass could be heard, followed by a shrill scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! You stupid bitch!" a man yelled. "You hit me right in the eye!" he yelled.
"Oh my God, he's bleeding," a woman yelled.
"Call 9/11," another male voice said.
"Hey that is offensive," a third male voice said. "It's nine one one, not nine eleven you idiot. My wife and kids died from visiting there that day, and I should kick your ass," he said.
"I can care less you prick, those who dwell in 9/11 need to get over themselves," the other man said (A/N: No offense to ANYone at all. I personally think that 9/11 was sad, but I don't see why we celebrated the 5th anniversary of it on two reasons, one: we talk about it all the time. Two: why celebrate a tragedy?). Then, a noise of punching went on, and another sound of the crowd going "oooooooo."
"Hello, there's glass in my fking eye!" the first man said. May and Nurse Joy laughed at the stupidity of everyone below, and then each of them got another drink (May wasn't drinking alcohol).
"Uh…kid," the bartender said. "That's the 52nd glass of Kidsbeer that you had today," he said.
"So what," Brendan yelled to the man as he took another sip. Brendan had more than 20 glasses around him unkemptly.
"What happened, did you gamble away all of your money or something?" he asked.
"No," Brendan said.
"Did…you get robbed by one of those Grove Street boys or something." The bartender asked.
"No," Brendan said while shaking his head.
"Uh…what happened then," the bartender asked.
"Well, I lost a battle against Watson," Brendan said.
"Oh, if that's the case, get over yourself, you don't need to drink," the bartender said while laying a bill on the table by Brendan. "Now get your Kidfriendly Drunk self out of my bar," the man said. Brendan slowly got up from his stool, and walked on out the door slowly as well.
"Stupid kid," the bartender said while collecting the glasses. "Wait, he didn't pay the bill!" the bartender said in shock…
"Oh man, what do I do," Brendan said while walking to where his legs would take him. "I guess maybe I should just head home," Brendan said while walking some more. But then, he stopped, and looked around the city.
"Of course, I don't know which way home is," Brendan said while forgetting about his Pokenav and PokeGear completely. "But, I might as well head to the Pokemon Center." He said while heading over to were he remembered where the Pokemon Center was…
"Well, thanks again Nurse Joy," May said while heading out the Pokemon Center. May had just got her Pokemon replenished and healthy.
"No problem," Nurse Joy said. "Don't forget where I told you where Brendan can get another badge," Nurse Joy said.
"I won't, thanks," May said while closing the door. May walked out the centre, and walked down the road.
"That's an unlikely place for anyone to get a badge, but I know Brendan couldn't find it himself. So I better find and tell him this," May said while pulling out her Mach Bike and speeding down the road…
"Thanks Nurse Joy," Brendan said while heading out the Pokemon Center. He had also got his Pokemon checked up and stuff about 5 minutes after May left.
"Wait, are you Brendan Maple, the guy from last night right?" Nurse Joy asked.
"Yeah, why," Brendan asked. Nurse Joy burst out laughing, and pointed at Brendan as if his dick was less than an inch. "Look lady, it's not as if my dick is less than an inch or something, so what's so funny," Brendan asked.
"Well, some girl told me all about a guy who lost some Pokemon Battle that she arranged," Nurse Joy said. "That man gives Dynamo Badges away for free, and yet you still lost? Damn, that shows how bright you are; you past the center 4 times last night, and then you lose the chance for a badge that a dead man's been giving out for years, oh that's rich!" Nurse Joy said while starting to laugh once more. Brendan took a very deep breath, but then just shook his head and walked out of the center quietly.
"So you say that Brendan came here earlier," May asked the bartender of the club that Brendan's already been to.
"Yeah, and he didn't pay my bill," the bartender said.
"Did you mention to him about the bill," May asked.
"I slid the bill right by his elbow." The bartender said.
"But did you mention it to him?" May asked again. The bartender had a look of forgetting on his face and then he looked down.
"Oh…" he said silently.
"Ah…yeah," May said while walking out of the bar. She looked through the city for a little while longer, and saw Brendan sitting on the sidewalk, he had a beard, and he was drinking a bottle of Kidsbeer. She speedily rode up the fallen trainer, and looked at him.
"Are you okay," she asked him.
"Stay the hell away from me," Brendan said weakly as he sat up and glared at him.
"How'd you grow the beard, your only 11," May said. Brendan took off the fake beard, and threw it to the nearest metal trash can.
"I found that fake beard where I just threw it, now get away from me," Brendan said while getting up and walking on.
"Brendan, where are you going," May asked while riding her bike up to him.
"I said get away," Brendan said.
"But Brendan…"
"I SAID GET AWAY!" Brendan spat to May. She jumped heavily, and even began to shake slightly.
"Don't yell at me you…you stupid prick," May said while hiding her fear. Brenden aggressively pushed May (and the bike) down onto the ground, and glared at her so "evily," that May's fear started to come out of the shadows.
"I said stay the hell away from me!" Brendan yelled. "If we had just gone my way, we would have been out this Groundon damn city, and probably almost to the town you gotta go to for the contest; Fallarbor!" he yelled.
"Well, I didn't want you to just have it easy street!" May yelled from the ground.
"Damn May," Brendan yelled. "If we walked to a contest hall, and some guy handed you the local contest ribbon, would you take it?" Brendan asked.
"I…well…" May said.
"Exacaly," Brendan shouted. "I mean, I'd even let you take the damn thing May!" he screamed. A lot of people were watching this now, and they were grinning and such, watching a young couple argue was just as entertaining as watching a parent beat their badass child.
"But…it wouldn't help me become a better coordinator," May said while standing up. "And…and it wouldn't help my Pokemon grow and learn at all!" May yelled while getting onto her feet completely. Her left knee had a big gash on it, and her elbows were bleeding some as well. "See, I wasn't just thinking about your Pokemon, for the first time, I was actually thinking about YOU…Brendan!" May screamed while glaring at Brendan just as evily. "I want you to grow, and get stronger, not just…take the damn badge, and not be prepared by time the next gym leader comes around!" May yelled while walking up and getting in Brendan's face.
"Get the fk out of my face," Brendan said while pushing her. May got a look of absolute anger mixed with absolute shock.
"I know you did not just push me you sperm color headed bitch…" May said while punching Brendan in his jaw as hard as she could. Brendan went back, tripped over a trashcan, he fell into it headfirst, and then the trash can fell over. The crowd cheered as Brendan sat on his knees, and wiped the blood off of his lips. "And I know a place where you can get another badge," May said. "But since you're being a bitch, I won't tell you!" May said while mounding her bike, and quickly riding off. Brendan weakly got up, and began to walk out of the alley way. A man with bandages on his eyes looked at Brendan and grinned.
"Dude, you just got the business," he said while shaking his head. Brendan glared at this guy for a few seconds, and then let a very fast and powerful fist connect to the guy's eye. He fell over, and the crowd cheered once more. "Hey, this is my fking eye! First glass, now…DAMMIT!" he screamed.
"Cry me a river…oh wait, your eyes are in too much pain to do that, now aren't they," Brendan said as he turned and walked away. The crowed oooed Brendan as they watched him walk out of the city…
"Now I know that you didn't just let him do that to you," Nurse Joy said while bandaging May's knee. "I would have punched that bitch into the alley way," she said.
"That's what I did," May said while nodding.
"That's what I'm talkin 'bout," Nurse Joy said while offering May a high five. May took it, and then Nurse Joy continued bandaging it. "Are you gonna look for him?" she asked.
"Yeah, so I can finish the job," May said. Nurse Joy nodded, and finished with May's knee.
"Alright, you can take this off in a few weeks, a minimum of three," she said.
"Okay then, thanks," May said while weakly standing up, and leaving the Pokemon Center. "That bastard," May said while mounding her bike, and deciding to leave the city. "The hell with him, I'll just go on this journey for myself, and do my contests alone," she said while peddling though to the end of the city.
"Winstrate Family?" Brendan asked while running into a house in the middle of the route, and saw a sign in front of the home. He took a good look at the odd house, and then knocked on the door in curiosity. After about 5 seconds of waiting, a man walked out of the door, and he looked at Brendan while smiling widely.
"Why, hello there neighbor," he said. The man was wearing a dark green shirt with a Pikachu picture at the chest, tan pants, and dark brown shoes. He had light brown hair, and since his eyes were closed, Brendan couldn't see them. The man was holding a baby that had a Pikachu attire on.
"Um…hey," Brendan said.
"Are you a trainer," the man asked.
"I might be," Brendan said. The man then kicked Brendan square in the balls, and Brendan fell down in pain. "AAH! What the hell man?" Brendan yelled to him.
"Honey, I got another trainer," he yelled inside the house.
"Oh really," a female voice from inside asked.
"Yeah, his balls are pretty big; he dropped on the ground quickly!" he yelled. Brendan was gonna yell at the man, but instead grinned to himself about the nice comment he gave him.
"You need some…" Brendan said while getting up weakly. "Help," he said while glaring at the man. The baby smiled, and then the man set the baby down.
"I'm Victor, Victor Winstrate," he said while offering a hand. Brendan was about to take it, but then Victor kicked him down there once more. Brendan didn't fall, but he grabbed his nuts and bent over in pain.
"You idiot!" Brendan shouted.
"So you like it from behind, huh," Victor asked. Brendan noticed the position that he was in, and then Brendan sat on his butt very quickly.
"Ow…" he said.
"Well, I'll tell you what," Victor said. "How about you battle me and my family, and if you win all of them, we'll give you a treat," he said. Brendan stood up again, and Brendan grinned.
"Naw…I just lost the chance for a certain badge...and…"
"Oh don't be such a bitch, just battle me and my family," Victor said.
"Who you calling bitch, bitch?" Brendan asked while getting angry.
"Well, I have a mirror inside," Victor said. "I can always get if for you to see who I just called a bitch." He said while still having that smile with his eyes closed. Brendan Brendan began to shake slightly, but then just held his head up high.
"Fine, I'll battle you guys," Brendan said. "But the catch is, other than the prize you give me, I get to kick you in the nuts," Brendan said while grinning.
"Okay, but if you lose one battle, the entire match is cut off," Victor said.
"Fine by me," Brendan said. They got to their separate sides of the "field," and Brendan pulled out a Pokeball. "I choose you, Warrior," Brendan said while throwing out a Pokeball. Nuzleaf came out of the ball, and looked up and Victor.
"Nuzleaf, Nuzleaf nuz (He looks like he kicks balls)," Nuzleaf said.
"Yeah, we're gonna win!" Brendan shouted. Nuzleaf shook it's head, and then looked at Victor once more.
"Well then, I guess I'll just chose," he said while getting a Pokeball. "Zigzagoon," he said while throwing out the brown raccoon thing.
"Alright Warrior," Brendan said. Use tackle," he said while pointing to Zigzagoon. Nuzleaf began to ran over to the raccoon and ready to attack it.
"Zigzagoon, dodge," Victor said while smiling. Zigzagoon quickly jumped out of the way.
"Warrior, stop!" Brendan yelled. Nuzleaf did a baseball slide to stop, and then looked at Zigzagoon once more. "Warrior, Nature Power," Brendan said. Nuzleaf began to shake, and then shot a big cloud of purple powder to Zigzagoon's way.
"Oh no," Victor said as his face went to a worried expression. Zigzagoon got a clear whiff of the powder, and then he fell collapsed onto the ground and began to hack for some time.
"Poisonpowder," Brendan said. "Now your Pokemon's…"
"The name of that move is self-explanatory," a voice from behind Brendan said. Brendan turned and saw May coming up to him with her bike. She stopped about 3 feet from Brendan, and put her bike back into her fannypack.
"Stay the hell away from me," Brendan said while turning around.
"Brendan, let me tell you something…" May started.
"No, I said get away, I mean get away. Haven't you already cost me a badge already, you bitch?" he asked while turning to her evily.
"Look, I'm trying to help you out here!" May yelled to him.
"Well I think you should go suck Drew's dick or something," Brendan said.
"I would, but he's gay," May yelled while glaring at Brendan. "I'm still mad at your ass, but I'm being more of a woman than you are a man, and trying to help you, even though you're being a bitch!" May said.
"Well, would you suck my dick," Brendan asked.
"No, because right now your acting like a baby who doesn't have any," May said.
"Well, I don't need your help then," Brendan said. "It'd probably cost me another match," Brendan said.
"Four matches," Victor said. "Me, my wife, my mom, and my daughter." Victor said while smiling. "And Brendan does have balls, I'm a professional ball kicker."
"Well, that then," Brendan said while keeping his evil glare to her. Then he turned back to Victor. "Wait a minute, you're living with three chicks, and one guy…"
"Well, it's not too hard," Victor said. "I just gotta put the seat down after I tinkle, and take the pills…well, living with them isn't so bad…" he said.
"You know what, fine!" May said. "I guess I'll just sit back, and watch you get creamed by this weird smiling guy," May said while pulling out her bike, putting the kickstand down, and sitting on it.
"Without your obnoxious voice, I guess I'll be able to try to win something," Brendan said.
"Shall we go back to the battle then?" Victor asked calmly.
"Yeah, let's," Brendan said while turning to Nuzleaf. Zigzagoon was still couching, and it's eyes became bloodshot from the poisonpowder.
"Well Zigzagoon," Victor said. "You should use Quick Attack," he said while pointing to Nuzleaf. Zigzagoon ran up to Brendan's Pokemon, and slammed right into it, hard. Nuzleaf rolled on the ground, but recovered quickly.
"Warrior, use Headbutt," Brendan said. Nuzleaf shot in the air, and when it came down, he slammed it's head to Zigzagoon's. Zigzagoon flew over to Victor, and almost looked out, but it slowly rose up with a look of determination in it's eyes.
"Zigzagoon is determined," Victor said. "We are a team," he said.
"Yeah, but Zigzagoon is poisoned," Brendan said. "Therefore, it's gonna lose that determination in 3……….2………1……" All of a sudden, Zigzagoon fell straight to the ground with squiggles in its eyes, signifying that it was knocked out.
"Zigzagoon," Victor said while rubbing his Pokemon's head. "Well, I guess I can't win them all," he said while returning his Pokemon back into it's ball. "Well, I guess I'll go get the next one," he said while picking up his baby, and then went inside.
"You're an asshole!" May yelled to Brendan.
"And you're an asswipe!" Brendan yelled.
"They're the same damn thing Brendan!" May yelled to him.
"Nuh uhh," Brendan said. "Wipes wipe their asses clean, assholes have crap coming out of them!" Brendan yelled.
"Well, then I am an asswipe," May yelled. "Because I wiped myself clean of the crap on my ass, but you're an asshole. You have crap coming out of you!" May yelled. Brendan glared at her for a bit, and then retaliated.
"Bitch," he said as some woman came out the door.
"Why hi there mister." The woman said enthusiastically. "My name's Victoria, what's your's," she asked while giving a hand to Brendan to shake. Brendan pushed it away, and glared at her slightly.
"My name's Brendan; let's just get this battle over with already." He said while turning to face her.
"Oh no no no no…" Victoria said. "See, I'm not here to face you, I would like to face the girl," she said while pointing a finger to May. May got a look of shock onto her face.
"Me," May asked. "W…why would you want to face…me?" May asked.
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Another Chappie folks. I apologize that this chapter wasn't funny or random like normal . But I just got some surgery, and ironically this girl I like just got a boyfriend. So I'm also slightly pissed. And because of surgery, I couldn't go to school 2day (odd that I'd want to go to school, ain't it). But the other three Winstrate's will battle next chapter, and since I also have writers block, I could use some suggestions. Thank you, and plz review.