Chapter XXIII: The Return of a Beautiful Friendshit
"May," Brendan asked. "Why battle her?"
"Well, my husband said that there were two of you out here," she said. "So I just chose to battle the female." Victoria said.
"Um…," May said while getting off her bike. "I guess I can battle you, but you only have one Pokemon right?" she asked.
"Pss…listen to you May," Brendan said while grinning. "Here you are sounding like a bitch asking if she only has one Pokemon. Step up; you sound like Wally, and he's the sissiest guy I've ever met, well other than Seth," Brendan said.
"Who are you calling bitch, bitch?" May asked angrily.
"Chill out bitch, I never said you had to battle," Brendan said while pulling out his bike and sitting on it as well. May glared at Brendan for a bit, and then turned to face Victoria.
"Alright Victoria, let's do it." May said.
"Do it?" Brendan asked. "Are you two gonna do 69 or something," Brendan asked excidedly. May got a look of anger onto her face, but Victoria just smiled.
"Well I would," Victoria said. "But I'm already married, have one child, and my mother-in-law's here, so the last thing I need is for us to get caught," Victoria said.
"Eww, you're groudy!" May said. "Battling you would be like battling that Roxanne girl back from Rustboro," May said.
"Oh come on," Victoria said. "How about no battle catches; just a nice one on one battle," she said. May had a look of consideration on her face, and then got a Pokeball.
"Go Chaka!" May said while bringing out her Torchic.
"Tor, chic chic chic (My time to shine)!" Torchic said while jumping into the air and moving her feet up and down.
"Oh dear," Victoria said. "I don't think you should battle me," she said while walking backwards onto her porch.
"Why," May asked.
"Well…I," Victoria said. Then she turned, and ran inside.
"What the hell's her problem," Brendan and May asked in unison. They looked at each other while blushing, but then turned away from each other and sulked. A few moments later, a girl who looked about 14 years old came out and grinned at May. A thing that Brendan noted was that she was just as freaky and cheery as the other ones were.
"So you're that girl my mom told me about," she asked while continuing to grin at May.
"What's it to you?" May asked.
"Well, she came running in after looking at that Torchic, and said that she's to afraid to battle your Torchic, on account on she owns a Roselia," the girl said.
"Who the hell does your mom think she is?" May asked.
"My mom, duh…" the girl said.
"Better question time," Brendan said while getting off of his bike. "Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm Vivi, Vivi Winstrate," Vivi said.
"Don't you mean Vivian," Brendan and May asked in unison. They glared at each other, and then said something else in unison. "Shut the hell up!" they yelled.
"Are you guys brother and sister or something," Vivi asked.
"Hell no!" the travelers shouted in unison once more.
"Okay then, sheesh," Vivi said while backing up. "Well then May, how about a battle?"
"Sure," May said. "Using one Pokemon?"
"Right," Vivi said while getting a Pokeball. "So, you're gonna use your Torchic?" she asked.
"Yup, I wouldn't have a better choice," May said.
"Well then, here I go," Vivi said while tossing out a Marill. "I choose my Marill," Vivi said.
"Dammit, Victoria set you up May!" Brendan said.
"Isn't that some bull," May asked. "But I won't back down," she said.
"Oh, and to make this battle more interesting, the loser's Pokemon get's shot," Vivi said while grinning.
"WHAT!" May and Brendan asked in unison.
"That's right; if I win, Torchic get's shot. If you win, Marill get's shot." Vivi said.
"What kind of psychotic bitch are you," Brendan asked.
"I'm not; my family's just different than yours," she said.
"Well, shooting a Pokemon's just plain creul," May said. "None the less stupid," she said.
"Let's just battle already," Vivi said. "Marill, Rollout attack," she declared. Marill jumped into the air, and then rolled into a big blue ball.
"Chaka, Slash," May declared. Torchic jumped into the air, and then slashed Marill with it's long talons on it's legs. Marill landed to the ground with a huge scratch mark on it's back.
"Marill, Bubblebeam," Vivi said. All of a sudden, Marill launched a parade of bubbles over to May's Torchic.
"Chaka, dodge the bubbles, quickly!" May shouted. Torchic ended up jumping on, over, or ducking from a bunch of the bubbles for a bit. But after Torchic jumped over another one, a gigantic mechanical hand reached over to Torchic and Marill, and then shot up into the air.
"What the world," Brendan asked while looking up. Then, he saw a huge hot air balloon shaped as a tan colored cat Pokemon. All of a sudden, laughter could be heard on that gigantic balloon.
"To protect the world from devastation," a female voice said.
"To unite all peoples within our nation," a male voice said.
"To denounce the evils of truth and love," the female voice said.
"To extend our reach to the stars above," the male voice said.
"Jessie," the female said.
"James," the male said.
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light," Jessie said.
"So surrender now or prepare to fight," James said.
"Meowth, that's right," a tan cat Pokemon said. Brendan looked up at the balloon, and saw a girl that had long dark pink hair, and a guy who had lavender hair. The two of them had white jumpsuits that had scarlet R's on them. They had dark grey gloves and boots.
"Hahahahahaha!" Jessie laughed. "Now that we've possessed your Pokemon, we're gonna leave dramatically," she said.
"That's right, so even if you try to stop us…" James said. Then he pulled out a switchblade and pointed it to the ground. "…we'll throw this switch knife at you!" he said.
"Wait a minute," May said. "That Butch and Cassie girl had better weapons than you; matter a fact, they had guns." May said.
"Shut the hell up about those wanna be Team Rocket members," Jessie said.
"James," Brendan said while hopping off his bike dully. "What is a comb gonna do to us?" he asked.
"This isn't a comb, it's a switch blade!" James yelled to him.
"Then activate it," Brendan said. James had a look of hesitation on his face, and then pressed the button to reveal a black comb.
"Exactly," Brendan said.
"Hey kid, how do you know so much about weapons?" Vivi asked.
"My dad taught me all about them when I was 4." Brendan said. "He told me the differnces, and all the switch blades. And I knew that James was bluffing," Brendan said dully. Then he looked up at Team Rocket. "Look, drop the Pokemon, float away, and then you won't blast off like you do in that Pokemon Reality TV Show you guys play in," Brendan said.
"We'll leave with your Pokemon," James said as the balloon turned around.
"Yeah, try and stop us yous twerps," the Meowth said.
"Hey, that Pokemon can talk!" May said shocked.
"Damns right I can talk," Meowth said.
"But I think I should take you guys out dramatically like in Pokemon Johto League Championships!" May said while pulling out her Swellow. "Swellow, bite James right in the nuts," May yelled.
"Swellow (Nutcracker)!" Swellow shouted while flying up to the balloon. When it got up into the balloon, it bit the lavender colored hair guy right in the balls.
"Owchie!" he screamed while moving around the entire balloon.
"James calm down!" Jessie yelled. "I'll suck your balls later to heal them, but for now, stop moving!" she shouted. As May and Vivi were laughing at the sight on the balloon, Brendan reached into his bag, and pulled out that 9mm that he got at Rustboro Tunnel. He aimed at the balloon, and shot it without fail. Swellow flew back to May in fear, and Brendan tossed the gun back into his bag quickly. Team Rocket fell onto the ground, and they all looked at Brendan in fear. Torchic ran back to May, and Marill ran back to Vivi as Team Rocket grabbed their balloon, and was about to run, when Brendan pulled out, and pointed his Uzi to the three.
"Let Brendan handle this," Vivi whispered to May. "Let's finish our battle," Vivi said.
"Alright, May said as the two and their Pokemon went into battle positions.
"Hold it right there," Brendan said while walking over to them. "Next person to move will get shot, no lie!" Brendan said silently angry. The look of Watson's face appeared on all three of the Team Rocket member's faces.
"Calm down you brat," Jessie said. Brendan pointed his gun at her, and then shot a hole right threw her hair. "NNNNNNNNOOOOOO! My beautiful hair!" Jessie shouted. James was still holding his nuts, and nursing them, and Meowth was shaking his tail off.
"James," Brendan said while pointing his gun to the lavender haired guy. "Do you want your bean bags on the ground," he asked.
"Oh no no no!" James yelled.
"Then I suggest you stop touching them," Brendan said silently. James removed his hands, and then smiled nervously at Brendan. Brendan grinned, and shot James right in the nuts.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" James shouted while falling onto the ground.
"Hmm…now Butch and I have bigger balls than you," Brendan said.
"Not for long," James yelled as blood came out from down there.
"Alright Seviper, let's go!" Jessie said while throwing out a big black, purple, and yellow snake that was bigger than 8 feet.
"Holy crap," Brendan said.
"Seviper, Poison Tail," Jessie shouted. The snake's tail turned light purple, and then shot it over to Brendan.
"Go Iron Heart," Brendan said while throwing out his Aron.
"Aron (Let's go)!" Aron said.
"Iron Defense," Brendan yelled. Aron jumped up into the air, turned as hard as steel (even thought the move's Iron Defense), and clashed it's body with Seviper's poisonous tail. Aron jumped back, and then glared at Seviper.
"That show I work in pays me to only use Poison Tail and Haze with Seviper," Jessie said. "So now, I'll use a different attack; Seviper, use Poison Fang!" Jessie yelled. Seviper jumped into the air as its fangs lit up purple just like its tail did, and came down to bite Aron.
"Iron Heart, Iron Defense," Brendan yelled. Aron turned as hard as steel once more, and Seviper bit Aron.
"Wow, my Torchic evolved into Combusken!" May yelled randomly while pulling out her Pokedex. Brendan turned and saw that Torchic became a chicken looking Pokemon that had long arms, sharper leg claws, and it's feathers became lighter in color. It's legs got some balloon effect with them, and it lost it's cute touch, but now looked like a powerful Pokemon.
"Combusken, the Young Fowl Pokemon," her Pokedex said. "Combusken battles with intensely hot flames it spawns from its beak and with outstandingly destructive kicks. This Pokemon's legs possesses speed and power, enabling it to dole out ten kicks in one second," the Pokedex said. Brendan looked over to the match, and saw that they continued their battle without his watching.
"Chaka, use Fire Spin!" May yelled. Combusken gained some fire from it's mouth, and shot a heavy spinning flame over to Marill, knocking it out in one shot.
"Oh no, Mairll," Vivi said while running to her fallen Pokemon.
"And you know what happens when you lose, right," May asked. Vivi returned her Pokemon, and ran inside.
"Oh man, I wanted to see a Pokemon get shot," James said while holding his bleeding balls. Hearing James voice reminded him about his Aron, and then turned around.
"Aron, get out of Seviper's fangs," Brendan yelled. Aron shook Seviper off of it, and then jumped over to Brendan's side.
"Alright Seviper, use Poison Tail once more," Jessie shouted. The Poison Fang Pokemon flew over to Brendan and Aron, and was ready to smack its tail on them.
"Chaka, Sky Uppercut on that Seviper," May yelled. Combusken ran quickly to the snake Pokemon, its claws glowed light blue, and it punched Seviper with much force. Seviper flew on over to Jessie and them, and they all fell over forcefully.
"Aron, Double-Edge," Brendan said. Aron ran over to Team Rocket, and connected a very powerful tackle attack. The trio of idiots flew up into the air, and then the trainers heard from a distance, "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off!" they screamed. May gave Brendan a nice hug as they celebrated another victory against idiot Team Members.
"We kicked their asses," May said.
"Damn right," Brendan said while hugging her as well. After a few seconds, Brendan and May realized the scene, and then May roughly pushed Brendan to the ground as Victoria slowly came out of the house.
"I got my confidence back," she said while glaring at May. "I'm gonna defeat you!" She shouted. Brendan got up from the ground and May grinned at Victoria.
"You defeat me, I'd love to see you try," May said.
"Go Roselia," Victoria said while throwing out the rose Pokemon. Brendan backed up, and hid behind May. After his experience with Drew's Roselia, he never wanted to see another one again.
"What's the matter Brendan, afraid that Roselia's gonna hump your leg again," May asked while grinning at him.
"Shut the hell up," Brendan said quietly.
"The only catch is, you can't use Torchic!" Victoria said while grinning. May grinned as well.
"Okay then," May said. All of a sudden, Combusken jumped from behind Brendan and May, did three awesome front flips, and landed in style in front of Roselia and Victoria.
"What the FK?" Victoria asked in shock and worry. Then, she and Roselia tried to run inside, but the door was locked!
"Sorry honey, but Vivi, Vicky, and I agreed that you need to face your fear of live chickens," Victor said while poking his head out of the window and nodding. Then Vivi pointed her head out the window too.
"Look mom, I know that a chicken bit your breast a few years ago, but it's not like this Pokemon will do it too." Vivi said.
"Let me in my Latios damn house!" Victoria said while diving into the window. After a scramble from inside the home, Victoria was thrown out of the window, and then Victor closed it.
"Good luck honey," he said while closing the curtain. While shaking, Victoria stood up, and looked over to Combusken in fear.
"Combusken (hi there)!" Combusken asked cheerfully.
"AAAAAHHH!" Victoria screamed. She and Roselia backed up to the door. "Get that disgusting monster away from me," she said.
"Combusk (hey)?" Combusken asked.
"Combusken, ignore that crack whore," Brendan said. "May, end this battle right now!" he shouted to May.
"Right," May yelled while turning to Victoria. "Chaka, use Flamethrower right at Roselia and Victoria!" May shouted. Combusken got some flames into its mouth, and then shot them all at the two. When it hit, the flames were so powerful that Victoria and Roselia blasted through the door.
"Kickass," Brendan and May said in unison. From inside, the two could see Victor and Vivi surround their fallen wife/mother.
"Victoria," Victor said sadly.
"Noooo! Mom," Vivi said.
"Alright, who's the one who fked up my door?" an old lady asked from inside. She wasn't visible yet, but Brendan and May could tell that she was pissed. Victor and Vivi looked to their right, and then pointed to Brendan and May from the outside. All of a sudden, the ugly old lady came out the door, glaring at the two. She was wearing priestess attire; only her pants were blue, not red. And she was wearing…socks and sandals.
"Pss…who the hell wears socks and sandals?" Brendan asked arrogantly. May ended up laughing, but then stopped when she saw that the old ladies eyes looked at her.
"This is the attire of the ancient priestess, Kaede (from InuYahsa). How dare you insult it you foolish boy!" Vicky yelled.
"Um…do you mean Kaede from InuYasha?" May asked. "Because everyone knows that her pants are red, not blue you idiot," May said.
"Enough!" Vicky yelled. "Which one of you imbisiles destroyed my door?" she asked angrily. May was about to tell the truth, but Brendan grinned up at the old woman.
"I did," Brendan said.
"Brendan, what are you doing," May whispered to Brendan.
"I got this May," Brendan said. Then he looked at the old woman once more. "That's right, I burned down that door," Brendan said.
"You fool, had you not destroyed our door, I would have given you this honorary badge!" Vicky yelled while holding up a badge that was a golden W.
"Badge?" Brendan asked.
"This is what I tried to tell you earlier," May said. "If you defeat all of the Winstrates, you can get a badge from here." She said.
"Now you tell me this," Brendan asked slightly angry.
"I tried to tell you, but you were being a bitch!" May yelled. Brendan looked over to Vicky again.
"Hey old hag," Brendan asked. "If I got that badge, would that get me into the Hoenn League?" he asked.
"Well, this and 7 other badges yes," Vicky said. Brendan nodded his head, and then got an idea.
"Alright then old hag, I have a proposition for you," Brendan said while grinning once more.
"What's that boy?" Vicky asked.
"A proposition," Brendan repeated. "Okay, here's how it goes," Brendan said while looking at her, Vivi, and Victor. "I'll battle you, and if I win, I get that badge, 2500P, and one more additional prize, like a TM or HM or something," Brendan said.
"And if I win," Vicky asked.
"I'll pay for all of your house expenses." Brendan said. "And go home and quit being a trainer," he said.
"Brendan?" May asked shockedly.
"It's a deal," Vicky, Vivi, and Victor said in unison. Victor jumped down onto the ground, and waited for Vicky to get into her position. "This Winstrate Gym Battle is now in session," Victor said.
"Hey idiot, this is a battle, not a courtroom," Vicky said while looking at Victor.
"Sorry momma," Victor said silently.
"Just continue with the opening," Vicky said while glaring at Brendan once more.
"The trainers will use two Pokemon each," Victor said. "Brendan can replace his Pokemon during battle, but momma cannot," he said. "The first Pokemon with both Pokemon knocked out will lose the match. Match…open!" he shouted while throwing his hands down (they were bootleg flags).
"I chose you, Meditate," Vicky said while throwing out a blue and white Pokemon that was in a meditating position.
"Did you just say tity," Brendan asked.
"I said Meditite you perverted boy," Vicky yelled. "Now choose your Pokemon," she said.
"Alright," Brendan said. "But before I do…" he said while pulling out his Pokedex.
"Meditite, the Meditate Pokemon," his Pokedex said. "Meditite undertakes rigorous mental training up in the mountains. This Pokemon survives on one berry a day. Minimal eating is another aspect of this Pokemon's training." His Pokedex said. Brendan pocketed his Pokedex and pulled out a Pokeball.
"I choose you, Horny," Brendan said while throwing out his Heracross.
"Heracrow (Old lady whoopin)!" Heracross said while getting into a battle pose.
"You can go first kid," Vicky said.
"Alright Horny, use Toxic," Brendan said while pointing to Meditite. As Heracross spayed a bunch of light green liquid over to Meditite, Vicky just grinned.
"Bide," Vicky said silently. All of a sudden, Meditite's eyes lit up blue for a second, then they went back to normal as all of the light green liquid fell onto Meditite.
"Horny, use Take Down," Brendan yelled. Horny did a full blown tackle over to the meditate Pokemon, and after Meditite fell, it stood up weakly.
"One more should do it," Vicky thought to herself.
"Horny, use Fury Attack," Brendan declared. Heracross jabbed Meditite 4 times with it's horn very powerfully, and Meditite was almost out. "Great job Horny," Brendan said. Heracross nodded in agreement, but then Meditite stood up weakly once more.
"Meditite, Bide," Vicky said. All of a sudden, Meditite released powerful red energy over to Heracross, knocking him over, but not out. The Mold Pokemon weakly stood up, and glared at Meditite. "Now, Hi Jump Kick," Vicky yelled. Meditite jumped into the air, and tucked in it's leg, ready to strike Heracross when it got back down.
"Heracross use Focus Punch when Meditite get's close," Brendan said. Meditite was falling at a fast rate, and Heracross loaded it's fist. When it was close enough Horny narrowly dodged the kick, and while Meditite was on it's knee, Heracross gave it a nice Focus Punch, sending Meditite over to Vicky powerfully. But the Pokemon still got up!
"Crap," May said.
"Crap is right," Vicky said. "Meditite, use Psychic on Heracross," Vicky declared. Meditite nodded, and then got down into a meditating position. All of a sudden, a light blue aura surrounded Meditate, and then Heracross as the Mold Pokemon began to lift up in the air.
"Oh no," Brendan said.
"Meditite, slam Heracross into our home!" Vicky said. All of a sudden, Heracross flew in unwillingly to the Winstrate home. Then it floated out of there, and slammed in into it once more.
"What are you doing," Brendan asked worriedly.
"Well, you said that if you lose, you'd pay for all of our house expenses, so I'm just making sure that you'll be paying more than 50,000 Poke for this," Vicky said as Heracross slammed into the home once more.
"You get 'em momma," Victor said. All of a sudden, a huge piece of the roof fell onto Victoria, and she let out a scream of pain (don't forget, she's still on the ground in the house from Fire Spin).
"Horny, Endure!" Brendan shouted. Heracross's body got a green colored aura now, as its body continued to be slammed into the home over and over again. All of a sudden, when nobody was paying attention, May threw a small rock at Meditite's head, stopping its concentration, and ending the Psychic attack. Heracross flew over to Brendan very weakly, but somehow it still managed to get up on one knee.
"Dammit," Vicky said.
"Go Horny, use Reversal," Brendan said. Heracross flew over to Meditate, picked up the Meditate Pokemon, and threw him from one end of the home, and watched as it came out of the other side knocked out. Victor sighed miserably, and pointed his right had over to Brendan.
"Meditite is unable to battle, the winner of the battle is Heracross," Victor said. "Sorry momma," he said.
"That's okay deary," Vicky said while returning her Meditite into it's ball. "I'm sure to defeat him here," she said while getting another Pokeball. "I choose you," she said while throwing out another Pokemon. "Camerupt," she said while throwing out some orange Pokemon with rocked humps on its back.
"What the hell," May asked while pulling out her Pokedex.
"Camerupt, the Eruption Pokemon." Her Pokedex started. "The humps on Camerupt's back are formed by a transformation of its bones. They sometimes blast out molten magma. This Pokemon apparently erupts often when it is enraged." The Pokedex said.
"Horny, we won't pull back," Brendan said. "Use Mega Horn," Brendan said. Heracross's horn began to glow white, and then it shot itself over to Camerupt.
"Camerupt, use Eruption," Vicky said. All of a sudden, a bunch of molten magma balls came out of Camerupt's back, and striked Heracross badly when it got to close to Camerupt. Heracross fell down beside Brendan, and the squiggles in it's eyes signified that it was knocked out.
"Heracross is unable to battle," Victor said while pointing his left hand over to Vicky. "Momma's Camerupt is the winner." He said excitedly. "Go momma!" he shouted. Vivi clapped, and Victoria was still yelling in pain from that part of the roof that fell on her. Brendan returned his Pokemon, and grinned to the Pokeball.
"Great job Horny," Brendan said while belting his Pokeball. "But now it's time for my trump Pokemon to come out," Brendan said.
"Did you just say trump, as in Donald Trump," Vicky asked. "Oh I remember babysitting that little boy," Vicky said while smiling. "Oh I remember him coloring, and when I made him go to bed, and that time he licked my…"
"Look lady, we don't have time for your trip down memory lane," May said.
"Wait May, what did you make Donald Trump lick when you baby sat him?" Brendan asked with a mixure of shock and disgust. Vicky had a look of nervousness onto her face, but then shook it off.
"Don't worry about it, just choose your Pokemon and let's battle," Vicky said.
"I will, but did you make him lick you down there?" Brendan asked. Vicky glared at Brendan.
"Choose you Pokemon, or I'll end the battle, and you'll have to pay for my house," Vicky said.
"Fine, but when I win, you have to tell me what you made Donald Trump lick when he was a boy," Brendan said while throwing out a Pokeball. "I choose…Muddy," Brendan said as he threw out his first Pokemon.
"Marshtomp (sucky sucky)," Marshtomp said.
"Alright Muddy, take this match into a one hit KO, use Water Gun," Brendan shouted. Marshtomp shot a jet of water to Camerupt. But when it hit, it was just like putting water on a trashcan, no effect. The only thing that happened was some steam came out of where Marshtomp hit it at. "What the," Brendan asked.
"HA, my Camerupt's specially trained to take wimpy water attacks such as that," Vicky said. "Camerupt, use Fire Blast," Vicky yelled. Camerupt shot a blast of flames that ironically made the Japanese symbol for fire, and it hit Marshtomp square in the stomach, but since the blast was bigger than the Mud Fish Pokemon, the attack went all over its body, knocking it over.
"Muddy!" Brendan yelled.
"Is knocked out," Victor said. "The winner is…" he said while pointing his hand to Vicky. But then Marshtomp shot up, and grinned at Camerupt.
"What the hell," Vicky asked.
"Marhtomp's a Water and Ground Pokemon, and those two traits are stronger than Fire, duh," May said.
"Dammit," Vivi said under her breath.
"Go Camerupt, use Overheat," Vicky yelled. Camerupt glowed red, and then shot a flame so powerful, it looked to be about a Flamethrower x10.
"Muddy, dodge and then use a powerful Mud-Shot," Brendan yelled. The Overheat attack flew over to Marshtomp, and even though the Mud Fish Pokemon jumped over it, it's leg was still caught in the line of fire, causing it to fall onto the ground, and its leg was badly scorched.
"Muddy!" Brendan yelled.
"Now Camerupt, use another Fire Blast," Vicky yelled. Camerupt blasted another Fire Japanese symbol over to Marshtomp.
"Muddy, use Water Gun to stop the attack," Brendan shouted. Marshtomp did as it was told, and as the attack and the Water gun connected, there was a gigantic explosion, causing more house damage, as 1/16th of the entire house (a big chunk) fell from it. Both of the Pokemon were fine, but they seemed to have gained one hell of a rivalry.
"Go Camerupt, use Ember," Vicky said. Camerupt shot a bunch of calculator sized flames over to Marshtomp.
"Muddy, Ice Beam the flames, and then slap them all to Camerupt!" Brendan shouted.
"What!" Vicky asked.
"Brendan what the hell are you doing," May asked. Marshtomp jumped into the air, blasted all of the flames with an Ice Beam, and when they were all frozen, Marshtomp slapped every single ice chunk over to Camerupt.
"Camerupt, Overheat," Vicky declared. Before Camerupt could blast the chunks of ice away, they all ended up hitting him in his face, and since it had the flames in it's mouth, there was a huge explosion.
"Muddy let's end this!" Brendan said.
"Marshtomp marsh (you got it)," Marshtomp said while nodding to Brendan.
"Muddy, use Muddy Water onto Camerupt," Brendan declared. Marshtomp made some waves made of dirty water come out of no where, and slammed all of the waves of dirty water onto the weak Camerupt.
"CAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEERRUUUUUUUUUUPPPP (nnnnnoooooooooooo)!" Camerupt screamed as it fell down. Then there were squiggles in it's eyes, noting to everyone that it was knocked out.
"And that's a KO," Brendan said in triumph as May celebrated. Vicky returned her Pokemon, and Victor got a look of fear onto his face.
"Um…momma lost, Brendan won," he said sadly. Vicky walked over to Brendan, and handed the boy the badge shaped like a golden W.
"Here," Vicky said. "You've earned this," she said while handing Brendan the badge, "This," she said while handing Brendan 3000 Poke. "And this," she said while handed Brendan some odd shaped item. "This is a Macho Brace; it increases a Pokemon's Growth Rate, but lower's their speed," she said. Brendan opened his badge case, put the badge beside his Knuckle Badge, placed his Macho Brace in the Items Pocket of his bag, and placed the 3000P in his wallet.
"Thanks," Brendan said while grinning broadly.
"And as another treat, how's about mom get off of her ass, and make us some lunch?" Vivi asked.
"That's an idea right there," May said while walking up to them. Victoria looked up at her fked up family, and then her head fell back onto the ground in pain…
"As the family, Brendan, and May were eating lunch, something turned up in the news in the TV that was on in the kitchen.
"And that was about the tragic accident with the boy going to the ER due to the eyelash curler," a woman said from the tube. "And in other news, we have footage from Slateport City's Pokemon Fan Club," the news lady said. "Over to Gabby in Slateport City right now," the news woman said. All of a sudden, the camera went over to the Pokemon Fan Club.
"Yes Zoey, here at the Pokemon Fan Club, me and Ty here were getting some great footage of the newly opened building with some locals, and a few out of towners as well," she said. The camera shifted to a new scene, and Brendan's face was on the tube.
"Hey, that's me!" Brendan said excitedly.
"And with me here in downtown Slateport City; Brendan Maple who traveled all the way here from Littleroot Town," Gabby said as the Brendan's face appeared. "So what's your favorite Pokemon," She asked.
"Well, I say Aggron because those Pokemon are big, strong, and know how to pack a punch," televised Brendan said. "Oh, and I'm the son of the famous Gym Leader, Norman," televised Brendan said.
"And here's May Birch, Professor Birch's child," Gabby said as the camera turned to May.
"That's me," May said.
"Pss…you can so tell they edited this crap," Brendan said. "I remember her asking for your name, not her automatically knowing."
"I know," May said while taking a bite of her curry.
"My favorite Pokemon's Swellow; it's fast, beautiful, and you can always count on it," televised May said. Then the scene moved over from when May had her Swellow fly onto her shoulders.
"Well, there you have it folks," Gabby said. "I'm Gabby Wontshut Thehellup in Slatport City, and it's back to you, Jason and Zoey," Gabby said. All of a sudden, the camera went back into the studio.
"And now the top story," the man named Jason said. "There's a drug that Team Magma and Aqua members are rumored to be smuggling and trading a drug called Sprung, also known as German Crack…" the reporter said as the attention moved to Victor.
"Um…mom," Victor asked while turning to his mother from an empty cabinet of medicine bottles. "Do you know where the extra glückliches Material (happy stuff) is?" he asked while getting nervous.
"Um…Vivi," Vicky asked while turning to her granddaughter. "Where are your and your father's pills at?" she asked while getting nervous as well.
"Mom?" Vivi asked while turning to her sleeping mother. "Oh crap," Vivi said. Then she turned to Brendan and May. "Um…you two need to get the hell out of here, like NOW!" she said while getting pissed.
"Why, you guys invited us to lunch," Brendan said angrily.
"Um…Brendan," May said. "I think we should get out of here," May said while highlighting the word here. Brendan ate the rest of his food quickly, and then just stood up.
"Fine, at least I have my badge," Brendan said. After May and Brendan left the house, there was a sound of glass breaking, and Victor's yelling.
"WHERE THE FK ARE MY FKING PILLS," Victor yelled from inside.
"I need them too you stupid piece of st," Vivi yelled to her father from inside.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Victor screamed as Vivi flew out of the roof, and landed beside May and Brendan.
"Let's get the hell out of here," Brendan yelled. May pulled out her bike, and dragged Brendan behind her. As soon as May launched out of there and rode on on her Mach Bike, a King sized bed flew out of the other window, and landed on Vivi as Victor screamed once more. Brendan held onto May's waist as they rode the rest of Route 111 South together.
"Well, I have my third badge, and everything's alright." Brendan said while grinning.
"Are we cool," May asked while continuing to ride. Brendan had a look of consideration, and then nodded.
"Yeah," Brendan said while smiling. They rode on for another couple of minutes, but then May relized something.
"Wait a minute, you're holding on to my waist." She noted. Brendan looked at where his arms were, and then May screamed.
"RAPE!" she yelled. And as Brendan quickly leg go," May elbowed Brendan's chest, and he flew off as May jetted away. Then Brendan pulled out his bike, and began to jump on all of the trees to catch up to her.
"Wait up you dirty bitch," he said. When he saw that she stopped, he was about to pounce on her with his bike, but then she quickly moved, and he landed on his stomach beside her.
"Well, this looks like the return of a beautiful friendship," May said.
"Pss…more like a friend shit," Brendan said. May nodded in agreement, and then offered Brendan her hand. He took it, and after he was up and settled, they rode together on their separate bikes in silence, but their looks of happiness were speaking louder than any word every could. From a distance, a blonde headed girl was glaring at the two in complete jealously…
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Chapter 23 folks. My writers block was only temporary, as I just needed a way to have more than 1000 words for my chapter. Then I remembered, Jessie, James, and Meowth. And for those who are wondering, James officially has no more balls! Can I get a holla? Anyway, now looking at this walkthough book, May and Brendan won't see any civilization until a while. So I guess I'll put some trainer battles in here. But for now, plese review, and tell me what'chu think about Ch. 23, because I know you know you want to.