House: What's the problem? (tired tone)
Patient: I...My nose is getting bigger...
House: (irritated) I will schedule you for an eye check-up...
(stands up with support from his cane) Bye! (exits out the door)
Cuddy spots him and hands him a case file.
"This is an interesting one..." Cuddy started, "Yellow skin, yellow eyes..."
House snatched the file and proceeded to his personal meeting room.
House: (while handing out files to each team mate) You like yellow? You like yellow?... And vomit?
Chase: No... Why?
House: He has yellow skin and yellow eyes! And he is not chinese! (widening his eyes)
(Everyone stared at House)
House: What? (shrugging his shoulders)
Thirteen: That's all we know?
Foreman: Yeah...
Chase: It could be HIV... or anything!
House: Tests...Tests...Tests...
Chase: I'll do the liver biopsy...
Foreman: I'll do...
-sorry, I am not good at the medical bits but I have done my research! :D *proud* so I will not be going into too in depth with the medical terms and stuff-
After the Meeting
*knock knock*
House looked up and saw a 24 year old girl standing in the door way.
Girl: May I come in?
House: No.
Girl: (enters and sits on the sofa) So...
House: I said no when you asked if you could come in...
Girl: I know, I am not deaf you know.
House: Good! we ruled out that possibility, now we are left with little knowledge of the english language.
Girl: I am not affected by your sarcasm.
(they stared at each other for a while.)
House: How did you make your way here? (suspicious)
Girl: I am good at navigation. (saying proudly)
House: (nods slowly) sure...sure...
Oh look at the time, I am late for my next appointment! (exclaimed)
Girl: you don't have another appointment!
House: (mumbles) Then I will go get one, I rather look at a growing nose now...
Girl: Hi, I am Valerie.
House: Hi Valerie!(sarcastic) okay, am I done here?
(house leaves valerie in the office)
What House didn't know was that after he left, Valerie took a sample of his saliva from his coffee mug.
She proceeded to Cuddy's office, wearing a pitiful face.
"Dr Cuddy?" she asked, "..."
Oh! a lorta suspense!
Stay tuned for more! :D