Now I'm switching the story up to the guy's perspective, as the chapter title suggests.

"I don't get what's been up with her lately, she used to be all fun and now she's barfing on me!" Captain Falcon continued to complain to the guys sitting around him at the dinner table.

"Is that a new thing now? If the chick doesn't like you she barfs on you?" Sonic chewed on his chili dog.

"What do you mean she doesn't like me? We've been together before!" Falcon scowled at the blue hedgehog.

"You mean together as in lovers?" Marth leaned forward in his chair, "That is hard to believe considering you weren't the one making love to her during the brawl,"

"She was obviously drunk! she would've gone for any-"

"Can you just shut up! You all sound like a bunch of girls at a slumber party," Ike cut Falcon's sentence in irritation.

There was silence for a moment in their circle except for the chatter of Toon Link and Popo at the end of the table. But Falcon broke it before it could last any longer,

"Let's just say it was me who banged her, and you don't have to worry about it,"

Sonic shook his head, "But you weren't the lucky guy! So stop insisting you were!"

"Yeah," Ike smirked, "It makes you look desperate and uncool,"

"Sadly, what is really desperate and uncool is taking advantage of her," Marth said.

"Burn on you!" Falcon grinned, "If she ever finds out, you're lucky if you die!"

"And you actually wanted to take credit on doing her," Ike folded his arms across his chest and leaned back on his chair.

"I get the glory of the reputation, that's what matters in our kingdom," Falcon picked at his teeth with a wooden pick.

The guys turned their heads to the dining room doors as they swung open but quickly looked back to their meal when they saw an angry Princess Peach. Peach stormed over to their table, her hands planted firmly on her hips and her head held high in authority.

"Hello my sweet-a Peach!" Mario waved to her nervously seeing that she was angry.

"Not now Mario!" Peach pushed Ike and Marth's shoulders away so she had space to be clearly seen where she was standing at their table.

Marth looked up at her in fear driven respect and Falcon gave her an awkward look. The others avoided glancing at her at all.

"One of you slimy men took advantage of Sammie! I want to know who in the retarted mind did it!" she growled.

"According to that statement there, we all men have retarted minds then," Falcon shook his hand at her to shoo her off.

Peach glared deep into his eyes, making him feel like she was staring into his soul.

"Well it obviously wasn't you Captain! Sammie wouldn't sleep with you even if you were the last standing good looking man on the planet!" she added, "Which means you'd be the only one standing next to no one,"

"Noooo, actually Wario is-a-" Mario began.

"SHUT UP IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD MARIO! I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT HERE!" Peach snapped.

Falcon stood up abruptly and walked out of the dining room without saying a word. Peach calmed a bit after he was gone and looked sternly on those who were left.

"So, who did it?"

"Is there a problem with her?" Marth asked.

"Yeah, and why would you care anyways?" Sonic added.

Peach froze and bit her lip, she let her eyes wander up to the ceiling in thought, "Well... One of you... Probably got her pregnant..."

The whole room became instantly silent at the mere aura that word gave. Peach shifted her weight to one foot to the other uncomfortably; did she do the right thing telling everyone?

Slowly Ike stirred and stood up and all eyes moved to him.

"I did it," he stated it solemnly looking at the ground. Marth shot him an unbelieving look. Neither of them expected the wild slap Peach slammed against Ike's cheek.

"YOU HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!" she yelled at him as he staggered back against the table. She threw another hand to hit him again but he caught her wrist before it could make contact again and restrained her.

"Take control of yourself princess, you're making yourself look bad," he frowned at her and let go of her wrist.

Peach rubbed the sore spot he grabbed and became silent in shame as Ike left the room.