"Okay, kids, pair up!" Booth said, clapping his hands together.

Yeah, that Booth guy decided to interrogate us. Because of, you know, all those Erasers attacking the Jeffersonian, Brennan, and all. So, here we are, in the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.

"Come on, what are you guys waiting for?" Booth clapped his hands again impatiently.

I looked at Fang and he tapped Iggy on the hand twice. I stepped towards Angel and Fang went to Gazzy. Iggy reluctantly stepped over to Nudge. Nudge smiled. Dylan was left alone.

"Dylan, you can be first." Booth opened the door to the interrogation room, and Dylan walked in.

"Okay guys," I began. "Angel, will you project all of the interviews to us?" Angel nodded. "And remember..." I started.

"Annoy them as much as possible!" Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel answered together.

"Good kids," I said proudly.

And with that, the door opened and Dylan walked out.

"Max, Angel, you're up," Dylan said, saying my name oddly, which worried me greatly. Nothing new.

We walked into a darkly lit room, and the only exits were the door we came through and the one-way mirror, which I presumed held Dr. Brennan and that fetus of a psychologist.

"Okay, let's start with your real names," Booth said.

"Max," I said.

"Angel," Angel said.

Booth was surprised that he got an answer on the first try. But he continued.

"Okay...let's give a straight answer here. Who the hell were those hunks of bloody, furry meat on the ground?"

"Well," I said. "That depends on what you'll believe."

"No time for jokes."

"Oh, sorry, that's Iggy's specialty."

"Can you just answer the question?"

"What question?" Angel rocks at playing dumb.

"Listen, you guys are giving me a hard time. Just answer the damn question!"

"They're called Erasers," I said, intervening,

"You mean like...pencil erasers?"

"Yes," I said sarcastically. "A bunch of pencil erasers grew feet and attacked us."

"Please, just cooperate with me, Max."

"Whatever." My bored tone at its best.

Suddenly Angel's voice echoed in my head.

Booth likes the science lady.

"Please, Max, what were those things?"

"I'll answer that question if you answer one of mine," Angel said sweetly.

Booth sighed. "Okay, fine. Sure."

"Do you want to tap asses with that doctor lady?"

Booth was speechless. I tried not to laugh. "Uhm, I don't think it's really right to discuss that in front of a six-year-old."

"Seven," Angel and I said at the same time.

"Okay, seven year old."

"They're human-lupine hybrids," Angel told him.

"What?"

I stepped in. "The Erasers. Half man, half wolf, you know, like a big evil rabid doggie."

"Okay, that's a start...now howsabout you tell me about some of your powers."

"Okay, sure." Angel smiled and took out the barrette that held her curly blonde hair up. "You love Temperance, you dated Cam, who slept with the ex-husband of Angela, who is married to Hodgins, who is friends with Zack, who was the intern of Temperance, who you love." Angel smiled again.

Booth's mouth was slightly open. "Uh...how about you, Max?"

"We-ell," I said. "I can fly at the speed of sound and breathe underwater, but I don't think I can show you either of those now."

"Okay...do you recognize these photographs?" Booth showed us four pictures. One of us flying out of that fancy restaurant in New York, one of us flying out of that football stadium in Texas, one of ter Borcht, and one of that bey-otch Anne Walker.

"Yes, yes, eww, and God."

"You know these people?" Booth asked.

"Yeah, this was our 'mom,'" I said, pointing at Anne's picture.

"And your dad?" Pointing at ter Borcht.

"Ew! No! He was a creepy serial murderer trying to kill us!"

"Oh," Booth said.

"Like Howard Epps, the Gravedigger, and Gormagon," Angel said. "Can we go now?"

"Um, okay, sure." Angel obviously had gotten into Booth's mind. We got up and left.

FANG:

Max exited the room. She looked over at me and smiled. Dylan, who was standing beside me, smiled back, thinking the smile was meant for him.

"Fang, you're up," Max said.

"Finally!" Gazzy stood up and walked in. I followed. I would describe the room, but Max, being of more words than I, probably already did. We sat down and Booth was waiting.

"What are your names?"

"Fang."

"Gazzy."

"Is Gazzy short for something?"

"The Gasman."

"You know what, I don't want to know how you got that name."

"Good choice," I said. Gazzy smiled.

"Anyway," Booth continued, "who can tell me more about the Erasers?"

"Don't you want to know our powers?" Gazzy asked innocently.

"Why not." Booth could go with any info he could acquire.

I quickly relaxed and didn't move. This is how I become invisible. Slowly my body disappeared as Gazzy distracted Booth with his vast (and scary) knowledge of guns and explosives. When Gazzy finished, Booth looked over at where I used to be.

"Where the hell is Fang?" Booth stood up.

"Right here, God." I became visible again.

"Okay...whatever. What can you tell me about the Erasers?"

"We kicked their asses," I replied without skipping a beat.

"Yeah!" Gazzy high-fived me.

"Oh, never mind. Fang, your girlfriend is Max, right?"

"Yes."

"And I'm dating the bones lady, right?" Gazzy said in Booth's voice.

There was a long pause. Then Booth said "No, I know that, Bones!" Obviously talking to his earpiece.

I started laughing. That's when Booth knew he was getting nowhere and dismissed me and Gazzy.

IGGY:

I heard the door open and Fang told me and Nudge that we were up.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! I am sooo bored out here!" Nudge ran in. I followed.

"Nudge, Iggy, please sit down."

I heard Nudge sit down and I felt someone grab my arm. I jerked away and put up my fists, ready to punch.

"Oh, sorry, Iggy. I thought you might need help to your seat." The voice was unfamiliar.

"Who are you?"

"I'm sorry. My name is Doctor Lance Sweets." I could feel his hand held out to shake. I shook it, and sat down.

"Hi, Sweets. I may be blind, but I'm not an idiot."

"Okay, I'm sorry. Anyway, how are you?" Sweets tried to save the situation.

"Pissed," I replied,

"Well, I'm good thank you for asking. I was so bored in that room i mean like sooooo bored. Can't you have like some kind of TV in there...?"

As Nudge kept talking, I was glad she didn't explode from talking too long.

"Overall, I'm fine," Nudge finally finished. Thank God.

"Okay, Iggy, can you describe what happened?"

"Okay then, I heard the Erasers attack us so I kicked their asses!" Nudge and I high-fived.

"Um, no offense Iggy, but I am starting to question the fact that you are blind."

"Oh my God! What the hell? I'm effing blind? Okay, you know what, I don't care if your girlfriend is an airhead, that doesn't make you one too!" Useful info from Angel.

Silence.

"I'm gonna leave now." Nudge and I got up and left.

"I heard Max say, "Okay, let's go. I saw this cool garden we can sleep in."

"Awesome! Let's go!"

Max jumped out the window, followed by Fang, then Dylan, then me, then the younger kids. The smell of fresh air was so nice and refreshing. It wasn't so hot and it was raining a little. There was some wind, but not tornado windy. Whatever. Iggy out!