Suddenly, a giant sign dropped down, interrupting the credits that were sure to follow after a good fanfiction like this one, such as author and special thanks….and….author….and….special thanks.
(Special Thanks are to Lunasa's Imperfect Touhou Forum, Touhoubook, and ZUN, by the way.)
Cirno fluttered out, motioning as Tewi, Wriggle, Rumia, and Mystia walked out afterwards.
"So, I suppose this is the spot where the author advertises her upcoming works, eh?" Cirno grinned. "How shameless, abusing your first fans like this."
"The author should be very ashamed of herself." Rumia nodded. Cirno gave a thumbs up.
"Anyway, let's get on with it." Tewi smiled, reading from a notecard. "The first fanfic she'd like to present stars all of us—"
"Wow, really? So the author must not be that bad after all!" Cirno blinked, smiling, her tongue sticking out.
"Good job, Miss Author!" Rumia smiled.
"It's called….oh, it's got a long title. The Continuing Adventures of the Student Brigade! Is this fanfic on?"
"The longer, the better! Sounds amazing already!" Cirno put her hands on her hips. "And not just because it stars everyone's favorite ice fairy, me."
"…I'm not even going to comment on that." Tewi frowned. "Anyway. It has action, adventure, all the romance that you love, and is planned to update a chapter a day, which is really remarkable….I hope she keeps up with it."
"If she gets more fans, she will." Cirno winked.
"….How egotistic, speaking on behalf of Miss Author."
"Well, I'm just saying what she means, in all actuality."
"She means that she's lazy sometimes. Fans are a number, the more the better, but don't expect anything great."
"It'll be great, it has me!"
"….You're egotistical and a spoiled brat, and I hope sensei gives you another headbutt. Anyway. It's going to tie into most of her Touhou fanfiction, so reading it might be a good idea if you're planning on reading most of Lady Author's future works."
"But of course you will. So read it!"
"You're not motivating anyone…" Tewi frowned, flipping to a new notecard. "Ahem. What happens when New York meets Touhou?"
Wriggle raised her hand. "Yes, Wriggle?"
"Chaos?"
"Exactly! Chaos and a lot of danmaku. So, stay tuned for The Real Touhou, where a few members of the Touhou project swoop in and display their danmaku in central square. More sake, more humor, more MariKei! It's going to be a wild ride and hopefully one you'll stick around for." Tewi smiled.
"Will it have me in it?" Cirno asked.
"No. But the starting point will be in our story."
"Good enough."
"….Hey, Tewi? This journal was on this chair." Rumia held up a small floral-patterned diary. She opened it, and read inside. "The Diary of…H-Hieda no Akyu?"
"Ah….we should give it back to her…" Tewi nodded. "Don't read i—"
"No, no, no. What you do with a diary is you publish it to the internet and say the characters are all made up and that all resemblances are unintentional. Then when someone snitches, you deny everything!" Cirno flew over, and swiped the journal. "We'll call it Uncle Packer's Toesniffin' Jamboree."
"….How about we call it Flavor of Life?" Wriggle smiled.
"Or that, yeah." Cirno nodded. "Good enough. I'LL GO PUBLISH THIS TO THE INTERNET!" She laughed evilly, flying off.
Tewi twitched, looking down at her notecards. "U-Usa? It was on here this whole time and she stated that Akyu had given permission? U-Usa…." She flipped notecards. "U-USA? CIRNO'S WEIRDLY TITLED STORY WAS ON HERE TOO, BUT IT WAS CANCELLED?" She flipped notecards again. "A-Ah….something that seems normal…ahem. A few more oneshots and a few more stories are to come, but for the moment, Flavor of Life is the only one that does not spawn directly from Student Brigade, at least in the Simple Education verse. Please stay tuned for more. The planning notes that I took will follow these previews. Thank you for reading!" Tewi looked up, smiled, and waved, issuing another block of text onto the screen, and dragging Mystia, Rumia, and Wriggle off.