Okay, sorry I've been gone a while but I've been thinking of story ideas and I kind of want to branch out and do a lemon or smut story. Nothing is in stone and I haven't even decided the category it's going to be. Here is the meeting!FYI I do NOT agree with any language used against gays in this story and am going to be participating in the Day of Silence on April 20th 2012 so I am a firm believer in gay/bi/lesbian rights. Love is Love no matter who it is shared between and people who don't agree please review with why you feel that two people in love is unnatural, I beg of you.
Kurt strode confidently into the Warblers Hall. The school had given them a day off and Wes had ordered everyone to the hall. Kurt had every eye on hi as he snatched Wes' gavel from him and banged the room into order.
"My fellow Warblers. I have decided who is to be the recipient of a date with my lovely friend-slash-rival-diva Rachel Berry. Since we have the entire day off and McKinley is two hours away, we shall be heading to Lima presently. I have charts as to who will be traveling with whom. Follow my car and seating patterns and we won't have a problem. Let's be off then!"
Kurt was with Blaine, Wes and David in his Navigator. The four of them set off with Kurt's iPod blasting from the speakers. Blaine was pouting during every Lady Gaga song and Kurt was appalled that his best gay friend didn't like Gaga. He almost cried when Blaine tried to skip 'Born This Way'. Blaine learned never to come between Kurt and Gaga and the tongue lashing he received had nothing to do with it. Wes and David were laughing at nothing and he did not almost jump out of the car to get away from Kurt's mad face.
McKinley's car park was just as Kurt remembered it. Mr Shue's car was right beside Ms Pillsbury's spotlessly clean car. The jocks' cars were next to the football pitch and the glee clubbers were all together. Rachel's sleek, sliver BMW was one of the nicest cars in the entire lot. Kurt remembered her telling him about how her dads got it for her sixteenth birthday as he changed the oil.
Banishing the memories away for the moment, Kurt realized that the school would be eating lunch by now. Kurt took control and led the Warblers through the barren halls of the public school towards the jungle that awaited them inside the cafeteria. He prepared himself mentally for the bad memories of his old bullies' taunts as he pushed open the doors. The entire room hushed as a hoard of blazer wearing prep school boys entered the room led by the former school's gay teen.
Kurt led the Warblers towards Rachel and the other glee members and saw Rachel in a sleeveless cream dress with a cropped black jacket and black boots. She looked up and saw Kurt with the crowd of Warblers. She leaped out of her chair and ran to give her best friend a hug. Kurt twirled her around as he tried to find his balance. Having Rachel Berry propel herself at you took some getting used too. Kurt laughed at her enthusiasm. "Rachel, you should know that trying to make me fall down won't get you that solo. We settled it, remember? You get solos on Mondays and Wednesdays, I get them Tuesdays and Thursdays and we duet on Fridays."
Rachel giggled and the other glee clubbers came to greet Kurt. Well Santana copped a feel of Kurt and asked him if he was getting and of the 'fine prep boy ass'. Brittany kissed him for a solid three minutes before getting confused as to why he wasn't kissing back. "Kurtie, I don't understand. Don't ex boyfriends kiss their ex girlfriends when they reunite? They always do it in movies." Kurt just sighed genially. "Brit, remember our talk about how I like boys and was a dolphin? Well, that means that this boy doesn't like girls." Brittany started to tear up. "Does that mean you don't like me?" Kurt kissed her cheek. "Silly girl, that just means that I don't want to have sex with girls. I'd rather kiss guys." Brittany nodded as if Kurt had just explained life's greatest mystery.
Kurt cleared his throat and the two glee clubs fell silent. "Hello fellow and former glee clubbers. I am here to give relief to a certain Warbler. One moment, Santana please stop trying to seduce Wes. He has a girlfriend and we also believe to be in love with either David, his gavel or both. Anyways, I am here to announce the winner of my competition for a date with Rachel Berry. And the winner is Andrew Reynolds." There was polite clapping and a cheer from Andrew as he ran to Rachel and kissed her hand. "Ms. Berry, charmed to make your approval. I hope you find me a possible boyfriend. You are an amazing singer and Kurt speaks highly of you. Kurt told me you were a fellow vegan and I find myself smitten already with tales of your brilliance."
Rachel blushed and most of the glee clubs cheered for the new couple. Everything seemed to be going well until the neanderthals showed up. "Well, if it isn't the faggot fairy and his faggy glee club. Looks like we didn't teach him his lesson. Fags aren't welcome at this school." Karofsky was with his fellow homophobic football players. In their hands were large slushies and Kurt know he didn't want a repeat of a slushy facial. "Hello, I hear you still haven't gotten better as a team. The only game you won last year was because of a 'fag' so watch your tone. I am smarter that all of you put together and your idiotic notions about acting like you're the best, well, let's just say that I am worth ten of you as I am comfortable with who I am. Can you say the same Dave?" Kurt was being cruel with the dig against Karofsky but he wasn't about to be slushied. Karofsky showed no signs of responding except for his free hand clenching into a fist.
Kurt could tell what was going to happen before Karofsky even made a move. He clenched his eyes shut as he saw the cup rise ever so slightly. Before Kurt felt the ice his his face, he heard a sound that was both terrifying and his salvation.
"Karofsky! Get away from Porcelain now!" Sue Sylvester had arrived!
AN I actually didn't expect Sue to make and appearance but she terrifies me and demanded to be included or she would have her Cheerios remove my ovaries and make me just like her. I can't say no to her and she is a force to be reckoned with and I love Warblers and Sue interaction cause it is just too funny.