AN I'm hoping to do Sue justice in this chapter. I mean, she is crazy! I want to portray her correctly so if anyone has some ways to make this chapter a little better, review with the part and your changes and I'll see if I like it in my story. Xxx
Sorry I didn't write in so long but Sue just wouldn't come to me and my laptop wasn't allowed in my room after 11pm and that is when I actually write anything worthwhile. So here we go..
Kurt stood a little straighter as Coach Sue Sylvester stormed over to Karofsky. She looked like she was about to fly into a rage but either Karofsky didn't notice or he didn't care. "I wasn't doing anything wrong, Ms. Sylvester. I was just about to put the fairies and prep school girls in their proper place." Sue seemed to increase in size as she towered over Karofsky. "Porcelain is my cheerio and I warned everyone what would happen if you mess with my cheerios. Get to Figgin's office now otherwise I will take that slushy, pour it down your clothes and make you run around the pitch until you beg for mercy. NOW!"
Karofsky seemed to be quite thick today so in his anger, he hurled the slushy at Sue. The red liquid dripped down her face and the cafeteria went still. No one dared to make a move. Karofsky seemed to realize what he just did and took a few steps backwards. Sue wiped the cornstarch and cherry liquid off her face and glowered at Karofsky. "Get your worthless ass into that office right now otherwise I will make your death look like an accident and serve Mince รก la Dave for lunch." The cold fury in her voice sent Dave running as his natural fight or flight instincts finally kicked in.
Sue turned to look at Kurt and the other Dalton boys. When she saw Blaine she turned to Kurt. "Porcelain, I see you have befriended the child of one William Shuester. When you signed the official Cheerio contract, you swore to never associate with the offspring of my nemesis. What is this then?" Kurt pushed Blaine slightly behind him. "Coach, Blaine isn't Mr Shue's son. They've never actually met. His parents are lawyers and live in another state. He is of no relation to you nemesis."
Coach Sylvester seemed not to be satisfied. "Then explain his hair. It looks like I could grease a Third World Country with just a lock of it." Kurt nodded solemnly. "I have spoken to him about it Coach but he seems to have an unnatural love for the gel. I tried to take it once but he had a secret stash. Who does that! That much gel is damaging the hair follicles and making it greasy. It is horrid and I have no idea what to do, short of cutting off all his hair." Blaine seemed to realize that his love of gel was going to get him into trouble and he quietly tried to slip away. Before he could even take a step though, Sue Sylvester's hand shot out and grasped his shoulder in an iron clad grip. His fellow Warblers laughed at the fear on his face before the terrifying woman glared at them too.
"Porcelain, I could get him to stop using gel, if you'd like." Kurt raised a single eye brow. "How would that be? Is it in anyway illegal or of questionable gray areas?" Sue smiled. "Don't worry Porcelain, I learned it in my time at the CIA and the NSA. Since water boarding is now illegal, I have to practice my methods on willing participants."
Blaine's wild eyed panic seemed to soften Kurt's willingness to have his old teacher perform semi-legal torture methods on him. "I think I can manage for myself, Coach. If I do need your help though, I will send you a message." Sue nodded. "Do you still remember the Morse code? Good. Now I have to go and make man boobs wish that he had never been born." Sue Sylvester stormed out of the cafeteria. Kurt turned to the shell shocked Warblers and his old glee club.
"So Rachel, we'll have you on that date in two weeks. I will be coming to make sure that everything goes well. Andrew will pick you up, I will give you the address of her house and he will bring flowers. Warblers might come to spy on you but I suppose that the New Directions will also be spying so I will send out a mass text with the time and place of the date. Warblers, we are leaving." Kurt led the still shook up Warblers out of the school and back to the safety of Dalton. Where the teachers were sane and no students would ever act out like David Karofsky.
AN. Well here is the end of this chapter. I might send them on the date and finish up the story then. I only ever intended for it to be a one shot but here we are, 4 chapters in. I won't be updating because I am seeing Harry Potter 7 part 2 tonight at midnight with my best friend Chloe. I'm going to be without a computer for a few days so maybe leave a few reviews... I would love to hit 100 if it's at all possible. Please? I love you all.